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crawfish

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A while back, I posted that I had gotten barred from a local poolroom because of a rumor about me stabbing someone got started. Anyway, last night we had our weekly tournament, and as usual, I started barking and trying to match up. Well, these two new guys didn't take it so friendly. I actually heard one of them tell the other one that fu#$ pool, he'd step outside with me. Well, then the other one said, "Do what you want, but that's that dude that killed a guy. Sure did. Stabbed him."

I just couldn't help but to laugh. Only in the poolroom.
 
crawfish said:
A while back, I posted that I had gotten barred from a local poolroom because of a rumor about me stabbing someone got started. Anyway, last night we had our weekly tournament, and as usual, I started barking and trying to match up. Well, these two new guys didn't take it so friendly. I actually heard one of them tell the other one that fu#$ pool, he'd step outside with me. Well, then the other one said, "Do what you want, but that's that dude that killed a guy. Sure did. Stabbed him."

I just couldn't help but to laugh. Only in the poolroom.
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Very funny but not so funny at the same time.

Give it time and you will have taken out a whole pool room. :thumbup:

Steve
 
crawfish said:
A while back, I posted that I had gotten barred from a local poolroom because of a rumor about me stabbing someone got started. Anyway, last night we had our weekly tournament, and as usual, I started barking and trying to match up. Well, these two new guys didn't take it so friendly. I actually heard one of them tell the other one that fu#$ pool, he'd step outside with me. Well, then the other one said, "Do what you want, but that's that dude that killed a guy. Sure did. Stabbed him."

I just couldn't help but to laugh. Only in the poolroom.
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So how many times did you stab him? :eek: :D

JoeyA
 
Coming to a pool room near you: Crawfish!
 

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crawfish said:
A while back, I posted that I had gotten barred from a local poolroom because of a rumor about me stabbing someone got started. Anyway, last night we had our weekly tournament, and as usual, I started barking and trying to match up. Well, these two new guys didn't take it so friendly. I actually heard one of them tell the other one that fu#$ pool, he'd step outside with me. Well, then the other one said, "Do what you want, but that's that dude that killed a guy. Sure did. Stabbed him."

I just couldn't help but to laugh. Only in the poolroom.
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This reminds me of that movie Lightning Jack....Have you seen the part when Paul Hogan tells those cowboys about his buddy killing people and cutting thier ears off for trophies??
lol...
 
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crawfish speaks loudly and carries a BIG KNIFE...oops, I mean stick...ok, cue...Oh forget it I can't post worth a crap today! :grin-square:


*Disclaimer: crawfish isn't a KILLER and no nits have been harmed in his postings on this forum.*
 
Funny

Thats hilarious.Pool halls are a super rumor mill.Your reputation precedes you.This can both help and hurt of course.I am sure it will just smooth itself out bro.Very funny!!:thumbup:
 
Mr. Crawfish,
I just want you to know and have it noised abroad that upon reading your first post I have always viewed you with esteem and respect and give you the "greenies" every time this selective rep system will allow.
Yours Truly, Rooster
 
crawfish said:
A while back, I posted that I had gotten barred from a local poolroom because of a rumor about me stabbing someone got started. Anyway, last night we had our weekly tournament, and as usual, I started barking and trying to match up. Well, these two new guys didn't take it so friendly. I actually heard one of them tell the other one that fu#$ pool, he'd step outside with me. Well, then the other one said, "Do what you want, but that's that dude that killed a guy. Sure did. Stabbed him."

I just couldn't help but to laugh. Only in the poolroom.
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Reminds me of a story...

One time two friends of mine and I went to Sterling CO (About a 5-6 hour trip) to visit one of their brothers. We stopped in Denver and one of my friends announces that he wants to get in a fight that night, so he buys yellow coveralls and a pink shirt. (We were planning to go to cowboy bars) His master plan was that he was going to act gay and when the cowboys started anything he would get in a fight. He's a big guy and fit. He goes about 6' 5" but he's not really that much of a fighter (but that's because he doesn't really have to be at his size )

So we first go to a bar called 'The Rose' in Pedroni, CO. We're talking teensy town. Bar full of cowboys. (We were cowboys too, so no problem). Arlen walks in with his yellow overalls and pink shirt and says loudly, with a flair and a lisp, "Oh, so this is the Rose, I LOVE it." The other buddy, Lee, and I decide that we can't let him get into a fight there (mostly because we didn't want to jump in with all the cornfed SOBs) so we go in the bathroom and talk loudly amongst ourselves about how Arlen (big guy) just got back from the kickboxing tournament in Hawaii, at which he won the heavyweight division. Well, it didn't take long before the word spread and everybody was giving Arlen a wide berth. He kept getting more and more out of hand trying to get something started, but people just apologized and called him 'Sir'.

Right before we left, we were playing quarters and Arlen didn't want to drink so he threw the whole pitcher of beer over his shoulder all over the table behind us. The guys jumped up, the girls screamed, Arlen said "That oughta do it!" and jumped up ready to go. One guy whispered to the other guy and they apologized for him spilling his beer and offered to buy him another pitcher. LOL.

It was one of the funniest, most surreal nights I've ever had. The look on Arlen's face was priceless as he just couldn't believe nobody there would fight him. We almost did get into a fight though when Lee and I told him what we did. :)

~rc
 
That is hilarious.

It very loosely reminds me of me woofing at a girl (to get into her pants). She said that there is no way that she would sleep with me because she has heard all the stories about me. I said ok well there are a few stories out there and not all of them are true. She said well I just heard one lately and it was about so and so. I looked at her and said ok well that one is true so how about it? Gave me her number later on and said to come over cuz her husband was at work. I steer clear of that stuff.
 
sixpack said:
Reminds me of a story...

One time two friends of mine and I went to Sterling CO (About a 5-6 hour trip) to visit one of their brothers. We stopped in Denver and one of my friends announces that he wants to get in a fight that night, so he buys yellow coveralls and a pink shirt. (We were planning to go to cowboy bars) His master plan was that he was going to act gay and when the cowboys started anything he would get in a fight. He's a big guy and fit. He goes about 6' 5" but he's not really that much of a fighter (but that's because he doesn't really have to be at his size )

So we first go to a bar called 'The Rose' in Pedroni, CO. We're talking teensy town. Bar full of cowboys. (We were cowboys too, so no problem). Arlen walks in with his yellow overalls and pink shirt and says loudly, with a flair and a lisp, "Oh, so this is the Rose, I LOVE it." The other buddy, Lee, and I decide that we can't let him get into a fight there (mostly because we didn't want to jump in with all the cornfed SOBs) so we go in the bathroom and talk loudly amongst ourselves about how Arlen (big guy) just got back from the kickboxing tournament in Hawaii, at which he won the heavyweight division. Well, it didn't take long before the word spread and everybody was giving Arlen a wide berth. He kept getting more and more out of hand trying to get something started, but people just apologized and called him 'Sir'.

Right before we left, we were playing quarters and Arlen didn't want to drink so he threw the whole pitcher of beer over his shoulder all over the table behind us. The guys jumped up, the girls screamed, Arlen said "That oughta do it!" and jumped up ready to go. One guy whispered to the other guy and they apologized for him spilling his beer and offered to buy him another pitcher. LOL.

It was one of the funniest, most surreal nights I've ever had. The look on Arlen's face was priceless as he just couldn't believe nobody there would fight him. We almost did get into a fight though when Lee and I told him what we did. :)

~rc
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That's just great. Repping if it'll let me.
 
stormshadow1 said:
Thats hilarious.Pool halls are a super rumor mill.Your reputation precedes you.This can both help and hurt of course.I am sure it will just smooth itself out bro.Very funny!!:thumbup:
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How many short lines can someone put together into a post without sounding like they're reading shit out of a "quips" book? lol

Your reputation precedes you. This can help and hurt. It'll smooth over. One in the bush is worth 2 in the basket. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. This is a place where dreams take flight. etc. etc.

Just kidding, couldn't help myself.
 
Crawfish came to Des Moines and didnt even make it to the pool hall before stabbing a guy in the cornfield and getting back on a plane for NC.

You're out of control man.
 
If only

I used to tend bar in the biggest place in town.. It was called Matt Dillon's in Norwich, NY. I once had a young lady tell me she couldn't see me because of everything she had heard about me. I told her if one quarter of it was true I would be much happier and if half of it were true, I would be dead with a smile on my face. The funny thing is for my age I was actually fairly conservative.That was in the late seventies. People love to talk crap.
 
No Sir, Mr. Fish, er, Craw....err, Crawfish mister sir. Not funny at alll. Unless you want it to be mister sir. Then it is real funny.
 
sixpack said:
Reminds me of a story...

One time two friends of mine and I went to Sterling CO (About a 5-6 hour trip) to visit one of their brothers. We stopped in Denver and one of my friends announces that he wants to get in a fight that night, so he buys yellow coveralls and a pink shirt. (We were planning to go to cowboy bars) His master plan was that he was going to act gay and when the cowboys started anything he would get in a fight. He's a big guy and fit. He goes about 6' 5" but he's not really that much of a fighter (but that's because he doesn't really have to be at his size )

So we first go to a bar called 'The Rose' in Pedroni, CO. We're talking teensy town. Bar full of cowboys. (We were cowboys too, so no problem). Arlen walks in with his yellow overalls and pink shirt and says loudly, with a flair and a lisp, "Oh, so this is the Rose, I LOVE it." The other buddy, Lee, and I decide that we can't let him get into a fight there (mostly because we didn't want to jump in with all the cornfed SOBs) so we go in the bathroom and talk loudly amongst ourselves about how Arlen (big guy) just got back from the kickboxing tournament in Hawaii, at which he won the heavyweight division. Well, it didn't take long before the word spread and everybody was giving Arlen a wide berth. He kept getting more and more out of hand trying to get something started, but people just apologized and called him 'Sir'.

Right before we left, we were playing quarters and Arlen didn't want to drink so he threw the whole pitcher of beer over his shoulder all over the table behind us. The guys jumped up, the girls screamed, Arlen said "That oughta do it!" and jumped up ready to go. One guy whispered to the other guy and they apologized for him spilling his beer and offered to buy him another pitcher. LOL.

It was one of the funniest, most surreal nights I've ever had. The look on Arlen's face was priceless as he just couldn't believe nobody there would fight him. We almost did get into a fight though when Lee and I told him what we did. :)

~rc
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You got a great story there, sixpack! :thumbup:

JoeyA
 
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