How Is This Sharking!?!?

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LastTwo

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So I was playing some noob a set for $500 and I was givin him the 4-out because hes a noob and I'm like quadruple A and it was double hill and he was down on the 9-ball and I started doing the macarena. He got mad and said stop dancing so I was like whatever its a free country and he got down on the ball again and just then I remembered this awesome scene from starwars so I started swing my friggin awesome cuetech at a chair and hitting the leg really hard because my friggin awesome cuetech pwnz chairs and my friggin awesome cuetech wont even get a scratch. So he said wtf are u doing and I was like whatever man just cuz ur a noob u are scared to shoot cuz ur a noob and ur gonna miss anyways so just shoot. I can do the macarena whenever I want thats part of the geneva invention. man I hate noobs they are jerks.
 
No. Sharking is when you try to put someone off their shot, not when you re-enact pertinent scenes from Star Wars. Blair Witch would have been sharking.

Boro Nut
 
You Should Be Shamed Of Yourself!!!!!!!!! Claiming You Did Nothing Wrong, You Did Everything Wrong!!!!! Everythingggg!!!!!!!!
 
geneva invention....LMAO

You weren't sharking. You were just being a Dick.
 
It's not sharking if it were REAL! Some people here don't have a sense of humor. It'd only be sharking if you really did cut the leg off the chair with your cuetec lightsaber.
 
LastTwo said:
So I was playing some noob a set for $500 and I was givin him the 4-out because hes a noob and I'm like quadruple A and it was double hill and he was down on the 9-ball and I started doing the macarena. He got mad and said stop dancing so I was like whatever its a free country and he got down on the ball again and just then I remembered this awesome scene from starwars so I started swing my friggin awesome cuetech at a chair and hitting the leg really hard because my friggin awesome cuetech pwnz chairs and my friggin awesome cuetech wont even get a scratch. So he said wtf are u doing and I was like whatever man just cuz ur a noob u are scared to shoot cuz ur a noob and ur gonna miss anyways so just shoot. I can do the macarena whenever I want thats part of the geneva invention. man I hate noobs they are jerks.
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Hey LastTwo,

I think you're gonna laugh at this post later when you sober up! :D :D :D
 
jazzn4444 said:
It's not sharking if it were REAL! Some people here don't have a sense of humor. It'd only be sharking if you really did cut the leg off the chair with your cuetec lightsaber.
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lightsaber?

and if you take him seriously, you've just gotten pwn3d (for the laymen that means your now OWNED)
 
LastTwo said:
So I was playing some noob a set for $500 and I was givin him the 4-out because hes a noob and I'm like quadruple A and it was double hill and he was down on the 9-ball and I started doing the macarena. He got mad and said stop dancing so I was like whatever its a free country and he got down on the ball again and just then I remembered this awesome scene from starwars so I started swing my friggin awesome cuetech at a chair and hitting the leg really hard because my friggin awesome cuetech pwnz chairs and my friggin awesome cuetech wont even get a scratch. So he said wtf are u doing and I was like whatever man just cuz ur a noob u are scared to shoot cuz ur a noob and ur gonna miss anyways so just shoot. I can do the macarena whenever I want thats part of the geneva invention. man I hate noobs they are jerks.
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Oh, and to answer your question. Definitely not sharking.
Sharking would be right before he shoots the 9 you drop your drawers and blow a fart in his general direction.

Take a couple of Ibuprofen and drink lots of coffee! You'll feel better tomorrow :)
 
RichardCranium said:
See...thats not going to work if the wind is blowing in the wrong direction....I think you need to do a quick crop dust....fart...and then run a lap around the table...He won't want to go near it... :eek:
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I was thinking in terms of a perfect fart climate but you are correct, if the westerlies are blowing your option is much better.
Possibly create a fart wind storm if you can run fast enough! That would be the ultimate shark.
 
The BCA rules clearly state that this is not sharking unless the stake is $1,000 a set or more.
 
DDKoop said:
I was thinking in terms of a perfect fart climate but you are correct, if the westerlies are blowing your option is much better.
Possibly create a fart wind storm if you can run fast enough! That would be the ultimate shark.
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No,no,no.....If you make a big todo about it your opponent will put you out of mind and you won't affect his shot at all. You must be subtle....wait till he draws his cue back THEN release a very long low pitched BRRRRRUUUUUP(smell optional since oders travel slowly).

Terry
 
You wouldve been swimming with the sharks ir you showboated to the wrong person lol.
 
DDKoop said:
Hey LastTwo,

I think you're gonna laugh at this post later when you sober up! :D :D :D
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LMMFAO, that is some crazy ass shyt. But yah man, i would be very upset myself, if someone was acting like that. especially for money, but anyways if you can handle the pressure then it shouldn't have been nothing. Cole
 
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DDKoop said:
Hey LastTwo,

I think you're gonna laugh at this post later when you sober up! :D :D :D
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My point exactly. No need to guess whether the noob actually drilled the 9 in the hole. But, no, it wasn't sharking. It was "sharkasm" at its best.
 
kyle said:
Maybe the guy missed trying to figure out wtf a noob is.
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FreeDictionary.com says; NOOB is not available in the general English dictionary.

Now a KNOB is slang for a "male unit", of which swinging your awesome cuetec made you by proxy.
 
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It's only sharking if you dont have a cuetec.. with a cuetec you can do anything ask earl.

Mack
 
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