How to sneak a revo past the wife

Rackemep

Rackemep

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HOW TO SNEAK A REVO PAST THE WIFE!!!

1. Set aside a secret stash of cash to buy revo.
2. Buy revo.
3. Go to Walmart and purchase the following
.1 can of black spray paint
.1 cheap ass pool cue
.1 large cardboard box
4. Paint the shaft of cheap ass cue on the cardboard box.
5. Discard of cheap ass cue and leave the paint mess in the garage for her to find.
6. When she finds the paint mess and asks what up you pull out the revo and tell her "I decided to paint my shaft"

You have now successfully snuck a revo past the wife!

:D :D :D
 
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Every thing I buy is used or reconditioned... hehe.... be careful
as things can backfire. I brought a new cue into the house and she says Another Cue? I quickly reply it's for her. And for real she kept it. But seriously buy and lie about the 12.9 Revo you bought. When you buy another (12.4) they don't catch on... they think it's old stock.
 
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Hire some shirtless college guys to cut the grass, that will keep her busy!
 
cubswin said:
Or maybe just buy a maple shaft and skip buying the revo to begin with.
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:thumbup: I was just in a smart ass mood after having a discussion with a friend that bought a revo and is trying to figure out how to break it to the wife lol... Maple shafts and ivory ferrules for me...
 
Just buy it as a combined aniversary gift or something similar.
Easy and it is win win.
 
rackemep said:
how to sneak a revo past the wife!!!

1. Set aside a secret stash of cash to buy revo.
2. Buy revo.
3. Go to walmart and purchase the following
.1 can of black spray paint
.1 cheap ass pool cue
.1 large cardboard box
4. Paint the shaft of cheap ass cue on the cardboard box.
5. Discard of cheap ass cue and leave the paint mess in the garage for her to find.
6. When she finds the paint mess and asks what up you pull out the revo and tell her "i decided to paint my shaft"

you have now successfully snuck a revo past the wife!
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good luck!
 
Rackemep said:
HOW TO SNEAK A REVO PAST THE WIFE!!!

1. Set aside a secret stash of cash to buy revo.
2. Buy revo.
3. Go to Walmart and purchase the following
.1 can of black spray paint
.1 cheap ass pool cue
.1 large cardboard box
4. Paint the shaft of cheap ass cue on the cardboard box.
5. Discard of cheap ass cue and leave the paint mess in the garage for her to find.
6. When she finds the paint mess and asks what up you pull out the revo and tell her "I decided to paint my shaft"

You have now successfully snuck a revo past the wife!
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I've got Allstate insurance and I get a safe driving bonus check every six months.

I don't share it with Mom. I got a brand new revo she doesn't even know about...It's awesome.
Sometimes I'll leave the seat up on purpose. :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

note: from the TV advertisement.. All Alone

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Rackemep said:
:thumbup: I was just in a smart ass mood after having a discussion with a friend that bought a revo and is trying to figure out how to break it to the wife lol...
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Rule #x ...say you borrowed it and are not returning it.
 
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