I am the greatest ever..

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jimmyquinella

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Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D
 
jimmyquinella said:
Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D
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jimmyquinella said:
Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D
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Sounds familiar,where have I heard that one? Sometimes theres alot of truth in a joke.


Brian
 
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why do people write post's on this forum that have nothing to do with pool?
 
jimmyquinella said:
Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D
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Put up a website, post this information, repeat it a thousand times until you believe it yourself, be certified as an instructor by the FCA, and then send the Foosball Congress of America to hell because you are the best. Better do it now before someone robs you of the idea.....
 
jimmyquinella said:
Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D
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No doubt your handle is an alias for someone else. Why must you try and stir up crapola? Simply because there hasn't been a fight on the forum for 15 minutes doen't give you a licence to look for one. Leave the man alone, don't reply to his posts or even read them for that matter, if you have an issue with his personality. IOW drop it, its not healthy for you or this forum, man. Check out Court TV.com. They have a forum there you can post all you want and trash the hell out of people like the ones who love Martha Stewart and the ones who think Scott Peterson is not guilty. Move there, please. Its a REAL soap opera, kinda what you're looking for.
 
[A very poor Fl parody. You were too humble. Just kidding, Larry.




QUOTE=jimmyquinella]Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D[/QUOTE]
 
jimmyquinella said:
Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have



A little humor is good.
A good joke is appreciated./

Even a little kidding around is OK.

Your post is none of that. It is sick, demented and cruel. That is because that is what you are. You come in to here with a false identity you make up for the sole purpose to attack, degrade and demean a pro posting on this board. You have no other purpose on this board and you do nothing else.

We have seen this same and exact post and attack from you dozens of times over the last year. We all know exactly who you are and where you are. You are the sick one, you are the one who needs help, not FL.

It must have panicked you he actually took off and got away clean. He even gave the finger going out the door didn't he, He, He, He. LOL finding him now.

You contribute nothing to this board but anger, conflict and hate. Evil sick people like you should be ran off this board. Of course you have. In other fake names you have been banned off ever pool board on the internet and you just keep coming back up like a bad pennie. :confused: :mad:
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jimmyquinella said:
Well it's time I said it, I am the greatest foosball player that ever lived. I have played for everyone all over the world. I have traveled 300,000 miles playing foosball for kings, presidents, and royalty in 79 countries.
I have made the record books 17 times! This is 14 more times than any other living human. I have over 300 foosball records including fastest foosball, quickest victory, and prettiest coin toss.
I have a blind cat that plays foosball too, I call him stevie the incredible, and he has been on 50 television shows and 2 radio shows.(mostly AM)
I grew up on 31st and prospect in KCMO and hustled foosball for 2 cents a game, back in the day. I lived on old shoes and carried my foosball in a broken leather satchel. I beat rudy wanderone one handed at arthur bryant's when I was 14.
People have tried to copy my foosball skill, but it cannot be duplicated. Over 300 million people have bought my DVD, and even more have read my book " Foosball and me. "
My website, www.greatestfoosballerever.com is the most hit of any website, and I am working on a movie starring Brad Pitt.
Yes my friends, I have done more with my life than any human ever, and if you are really nice, I will let you watch me sign autographs, so bow down to me.

Fast Jimmy. :D
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OK now you are confusing me..........................................................
with someone who gives a F*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
b-jammin said:
OK now you are confusing me..........................................................
with someone who gives a F*&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is really a good point, how long does this go on, who really gives a F*.8.96 about this any more. Talk pool people, leave the guy and his dog alone and just let them do their thing. Next subject please. :confused:
 
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