I cannot believe what just happend to me tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Egg McDogit said:
that reminds me of a BK story...my friend and I were ordering some food. manager answers the phone...and seconds later screams "OH F***!!!". hangs up and screams "S***!!! the inpector's on his way!!!". People started running around like headless chickens and the cashier looked at me completely seriously, shaking her head and said "you should never eat here". I was kind of disgusted, but at the same time it was so damn funny it put me in a good mood.

I fell out lmao... So what did you order? lol
 
Guru said:
I think they are all trying to emulate the penny-pinching former CEO of American Airlines who they claim saved over 40k in a year just by eliminating an olive from each salad served to passengers. Greedy is right. Load us up on the condiments damnit!

Olives only cost a lot of money if you have to buy gas to fly them across the country or around the world.

Dave
 
DaveK said:
Olives only cost a lot of money if you have to buy gas to fly them across the country or around the world.

Dave

Maybe it was the combined weight of the olives that made the plane less fuel-efficient :D
 
I think there are some federal regulations on the acceptable amounts of cockroach legs that can be packaged in cereal. I think it may just be on bug parts per amount of cereal.

Eat fast food has to be many more times dangerous than eating cereal.

I remember a buddy of mine represented someone who got 3k for a worm in a filet o fish.
 
gforces1911 said:
I think there are some federal regulations on the acceptable amounts of cockroach legs that can be packaged in cereal. I think it may just be on bug parts per amount of cereal.

Eat fast food has to be many more times dangerous than eating cereal.

I remember a buddy of mine represented someone who got 3k for a worm in a filet o fish.

Thank you for that. I'll be sure to never eat again.
 
gforces1911 said:
I think there are some federal regulations on the acceptable amounts of cockroach legs that can be packaged in cereal. I think it may just be on bug parts per amount of cereal.

Eat fast food has to be many more times dangerous than eating cereal.

I remember a buddy of mine represented someone who got 3k for a worm in a filet o fish.

That's kind of like I heard there's an acceptable number of rodent hairs per jar of peanut butter...lol. Nothing like passing along hearsay and spreading unverified rumers!
 
Hey, as long as they're female, I'm game. I want my chin drippin' with sheer delight when I'm done eatin'. And the aroooma...
 
Sweet Marissa said:
Maybe it was the combined weight of the olives that made the plane less fuel-efficient :D


Holy jumping jelly beans, brains to boot ! Yes, the $40K savings is likely a fuel savings over 1 year. Too bad they didn't express it as a percentage of total fuel costs, it would have been more meaningful (ie pretty flipping trivial, they'd do much better stripping the paint from their planes but the marketing department might not like the idea).

Dave
 
I just wanted to drop a quick line and thank all of you for the hundreds of emails I have received from everyone in this forum. I am just going to respond to all of them in general in here, I don't have time to write 300 emails. I am doing well and should be back out on my feet tonight. So no need to worry everyone, you can keep sending me money via paypal or credit card though. I've received over 600 dollars so far in donations, keep those generous donations comming in, we can not let this happen to me again. Thanks k bye
 
Will you please buy me a Canon 20D and a Balabushka. Please, PLEASE Hot Slut!!! :o
 
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Read "Fast Food Nation"

kokopuffs said:
Will you please buy me a Canon 20D and a Balabushka. Please, PLEASE Hot Slut!!! :o
I read this back and gave up fast food for good! Except for In & Out Burger, I'll never give that place up. Anyway that book will open your eyes to what fast food is and how bad it is for you.
 
derekdisco said:
I just wanted to drop a quick line and thank all of you for the hundreds of emails I have received from everyone in this forum. I am just going to respond to all of them in general in here, I don't have time to write 300 emails. I am doing well and should be back out on my feet tonight. So no need to worry everyone, you can keep sending me money via paypal or credit card though. I've received over 600 dollars so far in donations, keep those generous donations comming in, we can not let this happen to me again. Thanks k bye

I was really concerned...so concernd that I threw cueballs thru all the windows of EVERY Wendy's in my area. Some guy even said that I knocked his two balls in! :eek: And to continue my hatered for Wendy's I will not be naming any child or pet of mine Wendy! I will further boycott all of 9ballgirl's posts until she shows proff that she has changed her given name. :mad: :mad: No one messes with DerekDisco and gets away with it!!!!!
 
henho said:
Everyone is ignoring the real issue here. The real issue is: rodent rights.
No kidding! When I was in high school I worked the drive thru at Mickey D's. the guy that worked the grill fried a grasshopper on it in between flippin' the burgers. McDonalds does not respect rodent/ insect rights! Someone ought to sue!!!! :mad:
 
UPDATE:

I went by that wendys today to speak with the manager, and I told her how upset that I along with all of azbilliards forum posters was at my unsatisfactory meal last night. I brought up a lawsuit threat and we settled right there when she offered me a large frosty and a biggie fries. But keep those generous donations comming in.
 
Shhh

Note to self: whatever you do, don't tell him what the average bacteria count is in a soft-serve machine *shudders*
 
Preadator Z shaft ??

I just ordered a uni -lock Z shaft and was wondering how everyone that has one feels about them? I use the 314 already.




Thanks,
Steve
 
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