Given that I don't even know what state you live in...I'm pretty sure the G-string must have been from one of your other stalkees. Or perhaps...it was one of your boys...playing a joke on you. Regardless...good luck with the 10 lbs...and remember, if your G-string is showing above your jeans...you're a tramp.
Our midnight sessions? You are delusional. That happened once...because I forgot to turn off my chat option on FB and you were apparently stalking me because it took all of 2.3 seconds for you to start a chat Maybe they should up your meds