I cannot believe what just happend to me tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chefjeff said:
The reason this thread has something to do with pool is because he was looking for his bridge-loop finger, as it disappeared at the pool hall earlier that night.

Old Has Been....NEVER complain BEFORE you get your food if you know what's good for you.

Jeff Livingston
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wise man say: "never complain before you get your food.............and never lose a pool game when you're opponent is in the bathroom" :D

VAP
 
henho said:
The other day I was making myself some cereal, but we didn't have any normal, consumable cereals. All we had was several varieties of organic cereals, so you can imagine how pissed I was. I almost went across the street to shoot my hippy neighbors cause they probably buy that organic crap which gets it put in the stores, DAMMIT. And this cereal costs about 5 times more then normal cereal, and tastes like cardboard, what a ripoff! So I was trying to open this friggin bag of organic cereal and it wouldn't open! I swear it was glued shut tighter then Rumsfeld's ass. So I am standing there wrestling with a bag of cereal that I don't want all that much, and yup, you guessed it, I rip the whole bag open and cereal goes flying everywhere. I was so pissed, now I can't even eat my crappy organic cereal cause its sprayed all over my dogshit stained floor! So I called the company to complain, and all they would say was "I'm sorry sir, this is the drycleaners we can't help you with any cereal". Drycleaners, yeah right heard that one before! So I took my flamethrower to my backyard and torched all my trees.
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Lol !! Look at the bright side of it, tomorrow cannot be worse. :D
 
henho said:
So I called the company to complain, and all they would say was "I'm sorry sir, this is the drycleaners we can't help you with any cereal". Drycleaners, yeah right heard that one before! So I took my flamethrower to my backyard and torched all my trees.
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Well, there goes my drink! ROTFLMAO
 
kokopuffs said:
100% of the time that I've ordered fast food at the drive thru, my order arrived incorrect. Therefore I no longer purchase FF and this has been going on for almost 30 years. What really pisses me of is that they don't bother learning to speak clear English.
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Lucky you don't live in New York. Here, your order ALWAYS gets mixed up, and restaurant workers NEVER speak english. Fast food or no fast food. I mean, the other day I went into a restaurant, and this lady didn't understand what RICE meant. It's really that bad...
 
OldHasBeen:

It ain't ebonics. Frankly I'm fed up with stupid asians and mexicans who refuse to learn proper english. YUK FOO!

Stupidity means the refusal to learn.
 
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OldHasBeen said:
Since the official introduction of the Ebonics language, you may NOW ask to have your order taken by an English speaking service worker.
I DO ALMOST ALL THE TIME - I simply say I don't speak Ebonics. Can I get an English speaking worker to take my order.

TY & GL
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You better hope they don't spit on your food.
 
This is shocking, some guy went to a joint where people are making 5 bucks an hour and he got poor service.
 
kokopuffs said:
OldHasBeen:

it ain't ebonics. Frankly I'm fed up with stupid asians and mexicans who refuse to learn proper english. YUK FOO!

Stupidity is the refusal to learn.
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I no understand what you say :p
 
alstl said:
This is shocking, some guy went to a joint where people are making 5 bucks an hour and he got poor service.
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It's my opinion that if you're going to work at a job, at least at the minumum DO YOUR JOB. What's hard about putting a burger or taco or whatever together with a screen in front of you listing what should be on it? And why are they so greedy with the ketchup and dressings? Is there a shortage on condiments? Will they go out of business? Face lay-offs?
 
Sweet Marissa said:
It's my opinion that if you're going to work at a job, at least at the minumum DO YOUR JOB. What's hard about putting a burger or taco or whatever together with a screen in front of you listing what should be on it? And why are they so greedy with the ketchup and dressings? Is there a shortage on condiments? Will they go out of business? Face lay-offs?
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It would be great if those cheap Chinese ques at Wal-Mart weren't warped but they are. You get what you pay for.
 
Sweet Marissa said:
It's my opinion that if you're going to work at a job, at least at the minumum DO YOUR JOB. What's hard about putting a burger or taco or whatever together with a screen in front of you listing what should be on it? And why are they so greedy with the ketchup and dressings? Is there a shortage on condiments? Will they go out of business? Face lay-offs?
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I think they are all trying to emulate the penny-pinching former CEO of American Airlines who they claim saved over 40k in a year just by eliminating an olive from each salad served to passengers. Greedy is right. Load us up on the condiments damnit!
 
One time i drove up to the drive-in at McDs about 11 PM- All the lights inside and around the drive-in are on but i wait 3-4 minutes and nothing.

I pretty much knew what was going to happen but i decided i was gonna break balls about it. I waited another 3-4 minutes and finally i hear a voice

"We closed."

Me- "WTF???? is going on here? All the lights are on and Im sitting here 10 minutes, then you come on and tell me you be closed?

Him "Don't be cursing at me just cause you can't get no food"

You probably had to be there but i thought it was so funny I actually laughed and left there in a good mood.
 
Eydie Romano said:
I love Ms. Swan ~ Dave figures you and I would be watching the same stuff! LOL
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I missed that show... I don't watch much television. I have the seasons on DVD for Scrubs and Arrested Development, though.
 
that reminds me of a BK story...my friend and I were ordering some food. manager answers the phone...and seconds later screams "OH F***!!!". hangs up and screams "S***!!! the inpector's on his way!!!". People started running around like headless chickens and the cashier looked at me completely seriously, shaking her head and said "you should never eat here". I was kind of disgusted, but at the same time it was so damn funny it put me in a good mood.

Nostroke said:
Him "Don't be cursing at me just cause you can't get no food"

You probably had to be there but i thought it was so funny I actually laughed and left there in a good mood.
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