I feel like a D-Bag when..

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Sometimes I feel like a total bag when people I know(including friends) want to gamble and I know they have a slim chance of winning, but I still take them on their offer anyways. I'll just be a tool and figure they want to donate and that they have affectionate names for me that rhyme with bass-pole. :confused: I've got one friend that I like to gamble with playing APA 9b races.. I try to give him as big of an additional spot as I can. Not because it makes things more 'fair', but because I want to see how big of a spot I can consistently beat him with.

Other times, I figure I'm a bag because I'll try to run out quickly or give little thought to 'tough' shots. When it comes together, it's pretty lame and people don't like being on the receiving end of 'gone in 60 seconds' or playing a shot that's not likely, spending no time on it, making it and getting out. Sometimes it doesn't work, but the fact that I still approach it that way still gives me that good feeling, like I'm smiling while flipping the bird. :thumbup:

Then there are those times when you just have to force it. Can't remember what those are right now. I'm sure they exist, but some call me a natural. :embarrassed2:
 
The D-Bag Club is going to be pretty crowded.

Rather than list my individual D-Bag achievements (there's no enough space on the internet), let's just say I'm in on general principles.
 
Thats the purpose of our new D Bag Club Brother D Bag.

You no longer have to feel guilty for anything.

All you have to do is think a different angle for the reason of your D Baggery and you're absolved.

See, we are allowed to give and receive our own absolution. Just like having our own private confessional.

Anyway, if you are having a bit of trouble with this one, I will help you.

You are absolved of any and all Sins My Son. Go Forth and be a dick to anyone that deserves it.


Ahhhh, so refreshing, just like having a cold beer on a hot day. It feels good, it does.
 
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