I got called a chickensh!t by an older fellow

I guess I travel down a different road than most of you guys because I do t see the humor in the op's post.

For clarity in case I am missing something funny o will recap his post and you guys can correct me if I am wrong.

The op is playing in a non handicapped local 8 ball tournament with a whopping 10.0\ entry fee and apparently being the bed player there he wins it.

In one of his matches he plays an old guy in his 70's who the op stated played pretty good. As others have stated this old man has apparently old school pool all of his life...some refer it as bar rules.

With the op on the hill and on his last ball he plays an apparent safe and winds up winning the rack and the match.

The old man comes up and shakes the op's hand and makes a comment that the op played a chickenshit shot in his opinion. The op replys that he was sorry sir but he is going to win any way he can. That comment...win any way I can ...sets the old man off and calls the op a chickenshit.


Where is the humor ? Why the comments about going back and taking all his money ? I dont find this humorous at all ...in fact its kind of sad. The rules of pool has changed over the years and this old man is hanging onto the way it used to be played and you guys want to make fun of him.

I admire the old man myself.

With the way rules have changed over the last 20 years and seem to continue to change yearly I doubt that the game you play today will be the same for you 30-40 year olds she you reach this old mans age. You can change with the times or hang on to the way you play today ....personally I see nothing wrong with either option

The guy plays a good game and is in the tourney at the end. He knows the rules, might not like em and that's too bad, for him.

I doubt that was the first time the old man saw a safety.
 
The guy plays a good game and is in the tourney at the end. He knows the rules, might not like em and that's too bad, for him.

I doubt that was the first time the old man saw a safety.

Probably not but that does not mean he has to like them. :wink:
 
A pretty good comeback would have been, "Checkenshit? No sir, I was demonstrating my respect for your considerable skills."

A few weeks ago, I made a series of nice shots to run a rack, clearing two of my opponents balls from blocking pockets while playing position. Afterward he said "you were lucky". I said "I prefer to think of it as god rewarding me for my righteousness and celibacy". The room erupted.
 
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Interesting, I thought it was the culture only for recreational pool that intentional safeties were considered 'dirty' pool.

that is bar etiquette shoot to make your ball every shot.. same as when they play no slop and call all kisses and rails you touch. you have to realize that is how they always have played.

50 years back even gambling in pool rooms it was common to shoot for your ball and not play safe in many games.

best when playing bar players you tell them first you play safes and play to win.
 
Well....

Here is what I have observed in my pool life.

Good players have a good all around pool game, which is a good offense and a good defense.

Good players follow the rules and insist their opponents do also.

Bar rules hinder a good player and promote dishonesty in the game.

Most of the bar players I have observed are bangers and would not do well on a good 9' table with BCA rules.

Some players disrespect pool by being sore losers.
 
Interesting, I thought it was the culture only for recreational pool that intentional safeties were considered 'dirty' pool.

That's my take after over 50 years in the game. One of the many, many reasons I've not played in bars much over the years. The people I've seen play by such rules wouldn't bet water was wet.
 
I was in Blackpool for the Mosconi Cup a couple years back. We were in a cop bar playing on one of their tiny English 8 ball tables. The rules go that if you foul, your opponent gets two turns at the table!! I played a deliberate foul on the black after running out most of my reds (it was tied up in a pile of yellow balls, so I knocked it into the open). Guy I was playing lost his mind and started yelling at me in some Welsh gibberish that I couldn't understand. I'm sure he called me whatever is the local equivalent of chickenshit.

I'm sorry, but if you can't clear the table in two turns, you deserve to lose that way... I'd be happy to get that opportunity. Even if you can't run out, you can still play safe until the cows come home.

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Yes! Always ague with the cops! Especially when you havent understood them!
Hahahaha!!
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I was in Blackpool for the Mosconi Cup a couple years back. We were in a cop bar playing on one of their tiny English 8 ball tables. The rules go that if you foul, your opponent gets two turns at the table!! I played a deliberate foul on the black after running out most of my reds (it was tied up in a pile of yellow balls, so I knocked it into the open). Guy I was playing lost his mind and started yelling at me in some Welsh gibberish that I couldn't understand. I'm sure he called me whatever is the local equivalent of chickenshit.

I'm sorry, but if you can't clear the table in two turns, you deserve to lose that way... I'd be happy to get that opportunity. Even if you can't run out, you can still play safe until the cows come home.

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Maybe someone paid him to speak. Sounds like he welsh on a bet. :-)

I was in Blackpool for the Mosconi Cup a couple years back. We were in a cop bar playing on one of their tiny English 8 ball tables. The rules go that if you foul, your opponent gets two turns at the table!! I played a deliberate foul on the black after running out most of my reds (it was tied up in a pile of yellow balls, so I knocked it into the open). Guy I was playing lost his mind and started yelling at me in some Welsh gibberish that I couldn't understand. I'm sure he called me whatever is the local equivalent of chickenshit.

I'm sorry, but if you can't clear the table in two turns, you deserve to lose that way... I'd be happy to get that opportunity. Even if you can't run out, you can still play safe until the cows come home.

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I like this type of response.

"OH, I know" <nod head with wide eyes> "The other day I was watching a basketball game. A guy went up for a winning shot and someone jumped up and blocked it. Can you believe that shit?"

I forgot about that one. I used to use it a lot.



Jeff Livingston
 
Might get some action.

I don't know if there are any self-help groups out there but I would be delighted to see someone wearing a shirt that says, "I shoot CHICKEN-SHIT POOL. Try me!

JoeyA

Is there some sort of self-help group for chickenshits like myself? Maybe a group with weekly meetings where we all hold hands and talk about chickenshit things.
 
I don't know if there are any self-help groups out there but I would be delighted to see someone wearing a shirt that says, "I shoot CHICKEN-SHIT POOL. Try me!

JoeyA

You can't duck your way out of bomb.

I'm just sayin.
 
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