i got "DUCKED" in memphis, literally

Driving home from the lake its about two in the morning,I looked in the rear view and noticed a cop car.Just as I looked a deer jumped through the front window of that cop car.I pulled over to the side got out with the officer.He shot the suffering deer.After he shot the deer I told him I was going to haft to report him for hunting from a vehical,spotlighting,and hunting out of season.
 
Have you ever

had 'Manderin Duck'? It is delicious and one of my favorite dishes.
Prepared somewhat like a meat loaf would be only duck with the outside
all covered in sliced almonds.

Sorry bout the truck ... :eek:
 
LoGiC said:
I got hit by a turkey once while driving an old F-150. That was friggin weird.
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wierd would have been driving a turkey and getting hit by an f-150 :D
 
This is exactly why I keep all the windows of my car smeared in orange sauce at all times ;-)
 
My dad hit THREE deer at three separate times one winter (one in his truck, two in his Jeep).
I gave him two boxes of .270 ammo for Christmas with a note "These are a hell of a lot cheaper than body work."





He wasn't as amused as everyone else.
 
jbullerjr said:
My dad hit THREE deer at three separate times one winter (one in his truck, two in his Jeep).
I gave him two boxes of .270 ammo for Christmas with a note "These are a hell of a lot cheaper than body work."
He wasn't as amused as everyone else.
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the man i bought the lathe from in memphis was on his way to cleveland to an art show they exhibit thier products at
yesterday, and planned to stop in cincinnati to see me
he didnt show, didn't hear from him until i got an email at 4am
coming thru louisville he hit a deer, and the antlers went thru his radiator
he said $1460 later he was back on the road, back to memphis
that $1500 hit ended his trip to cleveland
 
That lathe is cursed!!!

BHQ said:
the man i bought the lathe from in memphis was on his way to cleveland to an art show they exhibit thier products at
yesterday, and planned to stop in cincinnati to see me
he didnt show, didn't hear from him until i got an email at 4am
coming thru louisville he hit a deer, and the antlers went thru his radiator
he said $1460 later he was back on the road, back to memphis
that $1500 hit ended his trip to cleveland
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Give it to your least favorite cue maker at once!;) :D :D

Mike
 
I had pride in myself that I never killed any animals while driving. I was coming home from class one day and hit three squirrels in one day. I felt bad the rest of the day. Luckily I've been fur free in my car since that bad day.
 
MikeM said:
Give it to your least favorite cue maker at once!;) :D :D

Mike
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i'll find someone to do an exorcism :D before i get rid of it
i wouldn't wish the curse on anyone
well, except maybe one person, LOL
 
Shortside K said:
and this is pool related.... how??
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well, it started out as and addition to my shop, the lathe i had to go get in memphis
my shop is pool related ;)
i honestly didnt mean to post in main forum, but it was after a few replies that i realized it was
i kinda figured it would get moved to NPR so did not ask mr wilson to move for me
after that trip my brain was frazzled
 
"My truck got hit by a duck. What the ****?!... A ****ing a duck, it hit a my ****ing truck"
 
Go get you a real vehicle Brent, a GMC or Chevy driver dosen't have to worry about ducks and deers cause they can't catch it.--Leonard
 
I hit a mutt one time doing about 65 and he centered my Mom's Grand Am. $2100 mutt.

Luckily it only cost my Mother $50.
 
Sometimes you're the grill and sometimes you're the duck.
JoeyA (liking the grill's side of it)
 
jbullerjr said:
My dad hit THREE deer at three separate times one winter (one in his truck, two in his Jeep).
I gave him two boxes of .270 ammo for Christmas with a note "These are a hell of a lot cheaper than body work."



He wasn't as amused as everyone else.
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LOL--- Have been digging for my photo's of two seperate MOOSE collisions in Maine and Canada. Those were both a deadly mess. Mature moose can easily reach 1,500 lbs.. Their legs are so tall they easily slide over the hood and obliterate the windshield AND thru the back window.....still lookin for the photos. Be alert in Moose country.

:eek: Found another pic, stuffed thru the rear window:

Moose1.jpg
 
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