I had a dream..

Donny Lutz

Donny Lutz

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I had a dream last night about questions being asked on AZ...


"If I'm left eye dominant, and I close my right eye, will I get more spin?"

"If I just shoot real fast, I won't have time to make mistakes, right?"

"Why is my ferrule turning blue?"

"Who makes the best left-handed cues?"

"If I use red chalk, will it turn the cloth on my blue table to purple?"

"What should I do if the tip comes off my cue?"

"Why do the balls have numbers on them?"

"What is a head string?"

"If I pour talcum powder all over my table, will it play faster?"

"Will going commando make me shoot fast and loose?"

"Why aren't there pool tournaments on the radio?"

"Why do players from other countries speak a different language?"

"If I'm gay, can I play with a straight cue?"
 
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Kris_b1104 said:
I know it's too late but this gets post of the year for me!
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Thanks much.

I thought it might bring a smile to a lot of AZ folks, but maybe I should have used a more catchy title like "The simple way to never miss" or "Hottest body I've seen"...
 
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Donny Lutz said:
I had a dream last night about questions being asked on AZ...

"Why aren't there pool tournaments on the radio?"
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For some reason, this is the one that got me.....:killingme:


...don't EVER do that again when I'm eating an egg salad sandwich...:angry:


...on rye
 
Good one, Donny.
By-the-way, going commando may, or may not, effect speed, but you'll damn sure shoot loose. :)
 
"Why do the balls have numbers on them?"
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So people with OCD, like me, can put them back in the box in numerical order of course.

Don't lie. How many of you guys do that too?
 
I know a dude who makes sure the numbers on the balls are all facing up and aligned properly every time he racks for himself.

He breaks like a girl though.
 
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