I Hate All You Weak Players

[PINKLADY]

This may be my last offer....
...I'll play you 11-8....but I get a hans span.
( btw, Hans is 6 foot 7 with a wing span of 7 feet )

Hans will hold the stakes...
'course, if he decides to leave with the money, we're both broke.:angry:
The guy weighs 285....

for $1?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E

 

[pt109]

for $1?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E

A dollar?
This is a serious gamblin' thread, lady......
...me and the OP are on the verge of making a game for dwellings.

Oh, and tell your old man, I'll play him with a utility club and a putter..
....if he gives me 3 stokes a hole.

 

[PINKLADY]

I am willing to give you a try, but I might be too good for you. I have been re-working my game from the vast amount of knowledge on here. I'm getting better with the ram break shot. Out of ten breaks, I was able to keep the cb on the table five times, and hit the rack three times. ( I count it as three, even though one time the cb went 4 rails before it hit the rack). I'm getting fair results from the splash shot too. Today I got 6 balls rolling in one shot. One of 'em almost went in too!

I understand if you don't want to play though. I can't get my mother to play me anymore either, and she is 97. That's a lot of years of experience! If you're too skeered, I understand. But, if you do decide to play, I'm willing to go up to a dollar a rack. Of course, if you beat me the first rack, we might have to adjust to a spot for me.

ok - you SUCK, the MOST.
(although PT109 was a REALLY CLOSE 2nd!)

 

[Banks]

Banks, I'm a bar box player,too. Let's start our own cross country woofing thread

You win. I need a spot!

 

[PINKLADY]

I can't stand weak players. You suck. You take up to much space here on AZ and you can't even run 3 balls.

Now, if that first line applies to you -- what I need you to do is first, be deeply offended. Next, provide video proof that you suck and you will become my new internet enemy.

In a few months we will line up a game. It will be an expensive game. It will be streamed and to the victor will go the spoils.

Remember, I hate you and you suck.

Your suckiness must be very well documented to. Don't even think about flying under the radar because I suck really bad and can't run 3 balls so you better suck equally bad. Got it?

Now, who out there sucks really bad?

apparently i, can take all of yáll (documented herein), for $1.

BRING-IT!!!!

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