I Hate All You Weak Players

[fastone371]

Too much action in Wisconsin. I've read Geno's stuff. It sounds like there are monsters on every street corner. I bet you're one of them.

I could change my mind though. I'm thinking the hand span would be a good starting point.[/QUOTE]

Oh cmon, I offered witnesses that I suck.

 

[TheThaiger]

Last time Hawking had to pay for his table, he asked for a receipt.
The guy on the counter says....
"Oh, you want a brief history of your time, do you?"

Jokes that bad are absolute proof there can be no god. Dawko would be thrilled.

 

[TheThaiger]

Nope -- wrong, again. I didn't say I don't play rotation games. I said rotation games are not my preferred games, that straight pool and one pocket is.

Here you are, twisting meanings again (just like you're doing with nobcitypool). While it's understandable that what he wrote may have no doubt what it means where you're from, I find it hard to believe that "not my preferred game" means "I don't play it" at all.

Fact is, I do play short-rack rotation -- and often. I don't prefer to play it, but in the local area where I am, if I want to match up, I have to keep all my options open. Not many people here can keep up with me in straight pool or one pocket, because not many play those games.

Don't know what all this "trying" is about, but perhaps you're trying too hard -- or perhaps the "trying" effort is more on the side of "getting rid of me as politely as possible."

-Sean

Um, you what?

 

[Banks]

Jokes that bad are absolute proof there can be no god. Dawko would be thrilled.

At least he didn't ask about Hawking's tip.. it's really a no-name brand, just a glu(e)on.

 

[sfleinen]

Um, you what?

I thought so.

 

[pt109]

At least he didn't ask about Hawking's tip.. it's really a no-name brand, just a glu(e)on.

Thanx, Banx......I didn't want to have the worst joke in the thread.

 

[PINKLADY]

I suck so bad I actually blow.

i have read this thread, now twice - cause i'm STILL on the floor!

:rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1::rotflmao1:

 

[KoolKat9Lives]

My GF sucks so bad. @ once a year. :grin-square:

 

[bigshooter]

I hate weak players too. Explains why I hate myself when I play weak.

 

[BasementDweller]

I guess everybody is scared.

 

[sfleinen]

I guess everybody is scared.

I'm not. I'm a black hole -- a singularity -- of suckiness.

Hope you'll cross my event horizon!
-Sean

 

[Cuebuddy]

Nope -- wrong, again. I didn't say I don't play rotation games. I said rotation games are not my preferred games, that straight pool and one pocket is.

Here you are, twisting meanings again (just like you're doing with nobcitypool). While it's understandable that what he wrote may have no doubt what it means where you're from, I find it hard to believe that "not my preferred game" means "I don't play it" at all.

Fact is, I do play short-rack rotation -- and often. I don't prefer to play it, but in the local area where I am, if I want to match up, I have to keep all my options open. Not many people here can keep up with me in straight pool or one pocket, because not many play those games.

Don't know what all this "trying" is about, but perhaps you're trying too hard -- or perhaps the "trying" effort is more on the side of "getting rid of me as politely as possible."

-Sean

Wow Sean this post really reminded me of this scene from Quigley down under.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IfWXjRLCDc
Hope your doing well and good luck fighting the troll.

 

[BasementDweller]

I don't trust any working man that stays up this late. You're probably practicing or something. Either that or playing computer games on your Commodore 64. Yep -- I bet that's it.

 

[Sbrogdon]

Let me ease down to Walmart and get me some new screw on tips for my graphite cue/ brim buster and I'll play ya.....

 

[pt109]

Let me ease down to Walmart and get me some new screw on tips for my graphite cue/ brim buster and I'll play ya.....

Tell you what, if you promise to glue that screw-on tip with the leather
side to the cue?....I'll play ya some.
You might lose all you dough, but at least one of the spectators will say
"Hey, nice threads!"

 

[jimmyg]

I may play a little too well for you. With ball in hand I can run one ball most of the time...I would probably run two balls some of the times if I had a better angle on the first shot.

But I'll take a chance with ya for split time.

Thanks.

J

 

[Sbrogdon]

Tell you what, if you promise to glue that screw-on tip with the leather
side to the cue?....I'll play ya some.
You might lose all you dough, but at least one of the spectators will say
"Hey, nice threads!"

lol....good one

 

[PINKLADY]

I may play a little too well for you. With ball in hand I can run one ball most of the time...I would probably run two balls some of the times if I had a better angle on the first shot.

But I'll take a chance with ya for split time.

Thanks.

J

yes, but at least, you suck.

 

[BasementDweller]

I may play a little to well for you. With ball in hand I can run one ball most of the time...I would probably run two balls some of the times if I had a better angle on the first shot.

But I'll take a chance with ya for split time.

Thanks.

J

Almost missed this one.

You defintely play too well for me if you are being honest about your level of play here.

Plus, you're probably related to Jimmy Mataya, Jimmy Reid, or Jimmy White.

So, I would play you for time but only with a small spot.

 

[BasementDweller]

This is it

Okay guys. I have a really good handicapping system that I put everybody through. It's pretty much as good as the Fargo System. Of course there's an app for it. There's a YouTube video somewhere out there that explains how to properly use this handicapping system. I'll try to find the link.

I was looking for a perfectly fair game and this is what it spit out. I'm not making this stuff up. Looking at these proposals I'd say they are all a pretty good starting point, maybe a ball off here or there.

Apocalyse2014: Orange Crush
SpeedyPete84: I put in "Pretty Terrible" and it came back "Need More Information." So I put in "Sometimes Terrible, Sometimes Really Good" it came back "You Need Too Much Weight".

prewarhero: Break and the last 3. You have to agree to push out at least once a rack.
eddie0776:I need the break and all the odd numbered balls.
supergreenman: Still not sure. You write too good to actually be able to play pool at a decent level.
bdorman: I'll need just take the break and the wild 7.
ArtofTheCue: Even.... but just for funsies
krupa: Need more info about how bad you suck.
hang-the-9: Played on the "TV Table" before so I need too much weight to make it a fair game.
ignomirello: Sounds like close to an even game. Just give me the hand span and I'll try ya some.
DAVE_M: Hardball negotiator. Won't give me a fair offer I don't think.
Banks: He wins tournaments all the time. I'll try him some bar table 8 ball but he needs to break for me and then I get to start with ball in hand and NOT in the kitchen.

pwd72s: Posted right after Banks and they both live in Oregon??? Sounds fishy. NO GAME!!!
PlynSets: I'll only play you by the game....no sets. I get 2 to 1 on the money.
leto1776: I hate you too. Give me the 6 out and the breaks and we can play some.
pacemonster: You've been to DCC and I haven't. That should be good for at least the last 3 and the breaks.
takeitdown: You've never gambled before??? Me neither. Make me a fair offer.
Celophanewrap: You're screen name is kind of scary to me. Not sure I can play you.
justadub: You actually sound honest. We might be a fair game. I'll start with just the break and we can go from there. You might be the only honest guy on here. It’s sort of annoying. I'm not sure I can handle being around you. You suck! Let's play.

Remember -- I'm not just making these games up. I'm running them through a very sophisticated computer algorithm.

PETROBOY: We play even. You play blindfolded.
MnHunter: Battle of Berrien County right fielders. I'll play you even for a dollar a rack and go from there. If I get down more than 5 dollars I will expect you to adjust to a fair game.

RFranklin: You're probably the former UFC fighter. I'm not sure I should mess with you.
LWC: Let's keep it simple and fair -- I'll take the 6 out.
Black-Balled: You're too funny. Get out of here!!! This is for WEAK PLAYERS!!!
Dunnn51: I see this is getting repetitive, but I'm just trying to make a fair game...I'm thinking the break and the last 5 maybe.....for me of course.
9andout: You say "you need the 2" well you GOT IT! I'll take the breaks and the 3 out. Actually I don't like that game. Never mind.
TheThaiger: I really don't want to see you play. Either way it would probably ruin everything for me.
Wright Shot: I do think we could come up with something. Maybe I play right handed and you play with your off hand or something like that.
Jadssons: Too good.
jarhead: You have a sledgehammer break and you're a real character. Give me a fair offer.
pt109: One pocket. I need a Dippy like spot. I know you're a champion. 15-4 or so should be about fair give or take a ball or two.
mattb: You sound pretty sucky. Let's play 8 ball. I get the breaks and I get to pick off up 4 balls after the break.
voiceofreason: I need too much weight from anybody that can actually cue.
nine o nine: Very low post count. I think you're trying to fly under the radar.
Slasher: Algorithm keeps spitting back I "need too much weight."
sfleinen: This one was the most accurate. In 14.1 I need 63 balls going to 100. I think I would bet on you here.
JolietJames: This one's tricky...I just need the break but you have to bridge off your toes. I'm not making this stuff up.
arps: You're in Manilla. I input that into my system and it returned "Unable to Make a Fair Game." Sorry.
fastone371: Bar table 8 ball. I get the break and it's a 5-3 race.
bigshooter: I have a hunch you're a player. I need big time weight. I'm too embarrassed to even post it.
Sbrogdon: You play with your graphite cue without a tip and I just get the breaks.
jimmyg: Too many good jimmies. The system can't sort them all out. No game.

Well...that's about it folks. Nobody can say I didn't try to make a fair game. I bet you are all probably too scared to play any of the proposed matches my system came up with. It figures.