I have it, Do you?

[Frosty]

Everytime I start thinking about getting married again, I go buy a cue.

Far cheaper and infinitely more pleasurable and rewarding.

 

[WildWing]

The crazy redhead is the most expensive thing I have. 100% for sure. She has more in her embroidery machines alone than I have in my Harleys.

Don't even get me started on the designer handbags.

Doc, when you buy the house, you buy the farm.

 

[Mensabum]

Well it's less expensive and you can control your cue.

I do miss a woman's stroke tho.
Almost makes one want to take that plunge.

 

[Mensabum]

And you can let your buddy play with it...it won't go off and do that without you knowing.

If it gets ragged you can say it has patina, or get it refinished.

You can sell it and get a newer models.

And if you like, you can have as many as you want at once.

LMAO!!!!

 

[Mensabum]

The crazy redhead is the most expensive thing I have. 100% for sure. She has more in her embroidery machines alone than I have in my Harleys.

Don't even get me started on the designer handbags.

I won't tell anyone, but you wouldn't have it any other way nor trade her for anything in this world.
Here I go killing the mood again.
Gotta work on that.

 

[Chopdoc]

you wouldn't have it any other way nor trade her for anything in this world.

That's what she keeps telling me.

 

[WildWing]

And you can let your buddy play with it...it won't go off and do that without you knowing.

If it gets ragged you can say it has patina, or get it refinished.

You can sell it and get a newer models.

And if you like, you can have as many as you want at once.

Not only that, but you can play with another one, and it won't complain. You can watch tv, and leave the toilet seat up, and it won't complain. And, best thing, it doesn't take the remote away from you!

 

[Chopdoc]

Not only that, but you can play with another one, and it won't complain. You can watch tv, and leave the toilet seat up, and it won't complain. And, best thing, it doesn't take the remote away from you!

I lost control of the remote and the thermostat 20 years ago. They are a distant memory.

In the car, on a trip, I can listen to one Led Zep song, then it's an hour of Taylor Swift.

Before we were married she had to wash my bike before I would take her for a ride. Now? She has a custom tush cush for the back seat.

 

[Mensabum]

I lost control of the remote and the thermostat 20 years ago. They are a distant memory.

In the car, on a trip, I can listen to one Led Zep song, then it's an hour of Taylor Swift.

Before we were married she had to wash my bike before I would take her for a ride. Now? She has a custom tush cush for the back seat.

Natural selection bro. Evolution at its finest.

 

[WildWing]

I lost control of the remote and the thermostat 20 years ago. They are a distant memory.

In the car, on a trip, I can listen to one Led Zep song, then it's an hour of Taylor Swift.

Before we were married she had to wash my bike before I would take her for a ride. Now? She has a custom tush cush for the back seat.

Seems like a fair tradeoff to me, as far as the bike goes.

 

[sciarco]

I really like my cue but after 45 yrs and counting i love my wife,i wanna keep playing pool.

 

[GoldCrown]

I got a pool table for my (1st)wife. Best trade ever