Far cheaper and infinitely more pleasurable and rewarding.
I have it, Do you?
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Doc, when you buy the house, you buy the farm.
I do miss a woman's stroke tho.Well it's less expensive and you can control your cue.
Almost makes one want to take that plunge.
LMAO!!!!
I won't tell anyone, but you wouldn't have it any other way nor trade her for anything in this world.
Here I go killing the mood again.
Gotta work on that.
That's what she keeps telling me.
Not only that, but you can play with another one, and it won't complain. You can watch tv, and leave the toilet seat up, and it won't complain. And, best thing, it doesn't take the remote away from you!
I lost control of the remote and the thermostat 20 years ago. They are a distant memory.
In the car, on a trip, I can listen to one Led Zep song, then it's an hour of Taylor Swift.
Before we were married she had to wash my bike before I would take her for a ride. Now? She has a custom tush cush for the back seat.
Seems like a fair tradeoff to me, as far as the bike goes.
Way too many ball sets. Bought various brands and tiers only to confirm my original idea that best are still the best.
Novelty balls. Why.
I’ve got a half dozen tip tools and could pare that down to 2.
Finally found a glove that works after trying 4.
Cues are manageable level, but didn’t need that Action phenolic 2 in 1 jump/break. What was I thinking.
Lifetime supply of chalk.
Don’t need anymore 1x1 cases, but thanks anyway.
And a pelthora of didn’t need pool related card games and training tools/balls. All a waste.
Several flat racks that never get touched. Just use my 13 year old Delta 13.
A dozen scraps of cloth used for breaking no longer used. Ripped that band-aid off years ago.
On a positive, thankfully only have 1 set of scoring beads and 1 pea set/shaker bottle.
Selling all these extras wouldn’t even cover the cost of a table recover.
Novelty balls. Why.
I’ve got a half dozen tip tools and could pare that down to 2.
Finally found a glove that works after trying 4.
Cues are manageable level, but didn’t need that Action phenolic 2 in 1 jump/break. What was I thinking.
Lifetime supply of chalk.
Don’t need anymore 1x1 cases, but thanks anyway.
And a pelthora of didn’t need pool related card games and training tools/balls. All a waste.
Several flat racks that never get touched. Just use my 13 year old Delta 13.
A dozen scraps of cloth used for breaking no longer used. Ripped that band-aid off years ago.
On a positive, thankfully only have 1 set of scoring beads and 1 pea set/shaker bottle.
Selling all these extras wouldn’t even cover the cost of a table recover.
It ain't over. It never ends. No finish line. There is alway something new. Most of us need more shit like a snail needs airbrakes.
I have none!
A man with no ball sets has no balls. (I made that up myself)
I refer you to the crazy redhead.
Any time I refer to my balls she pats her handbag.
I think that's where she keeps them, next to her switchblade.
Shockingly, I recently got her a new switchblade. Around here that's considered a romantic gift.
Imagine Harley Quinn with a bigger rack, red hair, and real...
OTF or Sider? There's nothing like a custom Stiletto.... and there's nothing like $15 SB from a gun show. I'd like to get spring loaded Buck. They look great on the tool box or bench top.
Can they be purchased mail order in Florida?