If you no longer could ?

I refuse to play a game with no bridge….
I need something to jump off when I lose.
The mechanical bridge is a great scapegoat, after I miss I just start twisting the head of it , like it has come loose ,or look down it like a spear , pretending it is crooked as a dogs tail. Then I throw it on the ground in disgust and in a loud voice , swear that I will never again use this infernal useless piece of equipment. I never considered jumping off it, even in my deteriorated state of health , I don't think the fall would injure me { but I am willing to try it!}
 
You sir, have a dogged determination, that some would say is noteworthy, others might just say you are koo koo, I think the answer lies somewhere in between , is koodog a word?
How soon they forget

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As long as the 5 is orange. Everything else will work out😃👍😂
In these times, if a man identifies as a woman…and some people agree…I guess the 5-ball can jump on that train.
I predict that soon we’ll be playing 9-ball where all the balls will be purple 5-balls….you read it here first.….
……the straight pool players will take over the game
 
In these times, if a man identifies as a woman…and some people agree…I guess the 5-ball can jump on that train.
I predict that soon we’ll be playing 9-ball where all the balls will be purple 5-balls….you read it here first.….
……the straight pool players will take over the game
You read my mind, I was thinking that last night-all jokes aside. I thought the same things.

Then I thought a little longer.

I’m going to identify what ever ball I make as the $ ball and demand payment. 😂😂 I win!
 
I absolutely despise using the bridge. So I trained myself to shoot left-handed. I can play probably 70% left-handed. I've practiced it a lot.

Here's another solution to the problem..
Starting at 1:35....

 
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If you no longer could use a mechanical bridge, Would you be to short for a 9' box ?
I need more context. Why could I no longer use a mechanical bridge? Because it's illegal? Because my arm and hand cannot physically use the bridge???

If it were illegal, then Buffalo rules have to apply. And that (combined with drinking) only leads to more fun.
 
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