Impersonate a fellow poster thread

Russ Chewning

Russ Chewning

Short Bus Russ - C player
Silver Member
This thread is for impersonating a fellow poster, and guessing who others are impersonating. I'll start by impersonating someone, and whoever responds will guess who I am, and then post an impersonation of their own.

Here goes:

What exactly is "getting weight"? I have heard this before, but I never knew what it meant. Does this refer to how big someone is? I am puzzled.:confused:

Russ
 
i would guess that is dcp or it could be some one else. i dont know. i know its not alison fisher.:)

thanks
 
This is great news!
Soon, we will all be making $100,000 a year.
Things are looking up.
Who is playing in a qualifier this weekend?
Stay positiive!
 
PoolSharkAllen said:
Timberly or Jasper. :eek: :rolleyes:
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Sorry Allen... I had to throw you in with my guess because of the nit vs nit wit debacle. :p
 
Poolsleuth it is.. Now it's someone else's turn....

But I give another one from the wayback machine. He may not have posted here, but I'd bet a lot of you will recognize the mannerisms..

So, do pros play centimeter position, or milimeter position?

I have been working on improving my position from centimeter to milimeter position, but this is hard. I make all shots anyways from centimeter position, but when I played Johnny Archer, I only beat him by 11-4. If I played milimeter position, would I beat him 11-0?

Also, good news! I have further improved my break speed to 45 miles per hour through my practise of fast muscle fibre twitches! The faster your muscle fibres are the faster they can pull and improve your break speed to the best.

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Russ
 
"What should I have done here? I had this straight in shot on the 9-ball, and I missed it! I don't know how this could happen. I've practiced this shot a thousand times! I was so depressed afterwards I sat in a corner for hours."
 
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"OK guys, you all know me and know which cues I like. But now I've decided that no wrap ZDs are not the best cue for my stroke, so I'm going to sell mine. I've had it for one-week already and really like it, but I want to try a EbonyHeart with a wrap now."

ONE WEEK LATER: "OK guys, this EbonyHeart cue is the best cue ever, but I must sell it so I can go back to a no-wrap ZD, but this time I'll get one with a wrap.
 
I believe Patrick lived in a fun world. Could be better than some opitons. Yes he had a few acorns loose in the bin.

Rod
 
I've completed a detailed analysis of the effect BACK-HAND ENGLISH has on the OB, and have determined with 99.6% certainty that the angle of the dangle is equivalent to the mass of the ass.
 
VonRhett said:
"What should I have done here? I had this straight in shot on the 9-ball, and I missed it! I don't know how this could happen. I've practiced this shot a thousand times! I was so depressed afterwards I sat in a corner for hours."
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I know a local guy like this. I thought about DCP today, practicing my break. Made 1 or 2 and several times 3. Tried from different spots but I kept getting bad rolls, perfect break but a last minute ball hooked me or kicked the next ball in a real poor position. I tried not to whine. LOL

Rod
 
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