Like spelling TO with two O's?PoolSleuth said:Maybe I TYPO on purpose too fool you all.....
Impersonate a fellow poster thread
- Thread starter Russ Chewning
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In DCP's defense, I don't think he's made a post like that in a couple of months. He seems to have stuck to his decision to have a more tenacious attitude. Gotta give credit where credit is due. Unfortunately, we may have missed out on some good "how would you play this" threads as a result.
"My friend COREY is looking for action. If anyone wants to play COREY then COREY will play them. Come to Ohio to play COREY 9-ball, or play COREY one-pocket, or play COREY 8-ball, or play COREY golf. COREY wants to play. I know COREY and COREY is my friend. I will talk to COREY about playing."
Whoa! First Corey has to give some free lessons to Captain Hook's "associates"...in Florida.Opie said:
Smorgie, you rascal!DaveK said:
Okay, see if you can guess who I am:
"Geez, that Jodie Foster is REALLY hot, I'm sure she loves me; she must want it bad. That Williebetmore has all the luck - great pool player, professional friends and teachers, great pool room - I think I'll invent some crazy story about him; then everyone will think I'm normal."
"Geez, that Jodie Foster is REALLY hot, I'm sure she loves me; she must want it bad. That Williebetmore has all the luck - great pool player, professional friends and teachers, great pool room - I think I'll invent some crazy story about him; then everyone will think I'm normal."
pharaoh68
Banned
Okay-
If its impersonations you want, I got quite a few including members both past and present!!!
So, here we go:
1) "I've got a Racinchaisson sneaky, an Excalibur sneaky, my Schon that I love mor than life itself, and of course, my pride and joy Bill Schick Titlist conversion complete with my initials inscribed on the hoppe ring. I love playing me some one hole. And if you don't mind my asking, sir, how much are asking for that Gus Szamboti and do you have any pics or specs because I really have no means to buy it anyway."
2) "I love DZ cues! And my DZ cue is the best cue I think anyone has ever made! I'm not even sure why Bob let it leave his shop because if I made this, I would play with it forever and ever and ever! Heck! I didn't make it and I'm going to play with it forever!! (two days later) I'm selling my beloved DZ cue..."
3) "I was just wondering what everyone here thought about cuetech cues because i play with a cuetech cue and earl strickland and allison fisher play with cuetech cues and they are very good and i am pretty good and i think if you are good you should play with a cuetech cue because cuetech cues play so good so tell me what you all think of cuetech cues cause i love 'em."
4) "This cue here is Richard Blacks crowning acheevement and is prolly the best playng cue that aneeone has evr made. and if yoo look reel close, yoo can se the stunning crtaffsmnaship that wnet into this cue. And it plays JAM UP! yuo can find detalisl on my site at www.________.com"
5) "THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TASCARELLA I HAVE EVER OWNED!"
6) "I was playing pool last night and this is the layout that I had and yet despite my best efforts, I talked myself out of it and, of course, I could not get out of the rack. Can someone tell me where I went wrong?!" (Insert WEI table here)
7) "Say what you will about this cue but I think its Mike's finest work ever and I can run eleventy threeve racks with it!!"
8) "Williebetmore is an idiot!!!"
9) "No! Breakup is an idiot!!!"
ok. Get started on those and see what you come up with.
If its impersonations you want, I got quite a few including members both past and present!!!
So, here we go:
1) "I've got a Racinchaisson sneaky, an Excalibur sneaky, my Schon that I love mor than life itself, and of course, my pride and joy Bill Schick Titlist conversion complete with my initials inscribed on the hoppe ring. I love playing me some one hole. And if you don't mind my asking, sir, how much are asking for that Gus Szamboti and do you have any pics or specs because I really have no means to buy it anyway."
2) "I love DZ cues! And my DZ cue is the best cue I think anyone has ever made! I'm not even sure why Bob let it leave his shop because if I made this, I would play with it forever and ever and ever! Heck! I didn't make it and I'm going to play with it forever!! (two days later) I'm selling my beloved DZ cue..."
3) "I was just wondering what everyone here thought about cuetech cues because i play with a cuetech cue and earl strickland and allison fisher play with cuetech cues and they are very good and i am pretty good and i think if you are good you should play with a cuetech cue because cuetech cues play so good so tell me what you all think of cuetech cues cause i love 'em."
4) "This cue here is Richard Blacks crowning acheevement and is prolly the best playng cue that aneeone has evr made. and if yoo look reel close, yoo can se the stunning crtaffsmnaship that wnet into this cue. And it plays JAM UP! yuo can find detalisl on my site at www.________.com"
5) "THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TASCARELLA I HAVE EVER OWNED!"
6) "I was playing pool last night and this is the layout that I had and yet despite my best efforts, I talked myself out of it and, of course, I could not get out of the rack. Can someone tell me where I went wrong?!" (Insert WEI table here)
7) "Say what you will about this cue but I think its Mike's finest work ever and I can run eleventy threeve racks with it!!"
8) "Williebetmore is an idiot!!!"
9) "No! Breakup is an idiot!!!"
ok. Get started on those and see what you come up with.
cuetique said:
got to be Rackmsucker
pharaoh68 said:
Pharaoh,
Okay, I think #8 is obviously breakup (pathognomonic delusional ideation).
#9 is everybody else on the forum, and everyone who has ever met breakup. Perhaps you could give us some more hints to help us narrow it down a little.
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Lets see who gets this one...
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"Nabisco tells KT to go **** himself"
KT had a fallout with Nabisco today as they told him they didn't want him to join the Keebler team. Since he hasn't, paid anyone the money he owes , they told him not to bother packing his stuff and changing offices. I saw him on the street immediately afterward, and hit him in the mouth and got my $5000, I then threw up on his shoes again.
New Thread:
"IPT to join forces with Nabisco"
The IPT announced this, weekend in Chicago, that they would be merging with Nabisco. This was great news for Deno, since he would be able to relocate his office to one of those trees. At the players meeting, in which KT slipped and fell over his big ego, I sat next to Rodney Morris and we ate potato salad until I threw up on KT's shoes.
New Thread:
"Nabisco tells KT to go **** himself"
KT had a fallout with Nabisco today as they told him they didn't want him to join the Keebler team. Since he hasn't, paid anyone the money he owes , they told him not to bother packing his stuff and changing offices. I saw him on the street immediately afterward, and hit him in the mouth and got my $5000, I then threw up on his shoes again.