Interesting story about meeting fellow board member

DeadPoked

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I've heard some stories about forum members meeting each other and I thought I'd share a story about the first person I met from the boards...

Back in the summer of 2005 I deployed to Iraq for 4 months. On my way back home we had to stop in Qatar, which is the hub for all traffic going in and out of the desert, to wait on a flight back home. We were going to be there for a few days and naturally my first thought was to find a place to play pool. Well I take that back... my first thought was to get some alcohol in my system since it was allowed there. After being in Iraq, playing on bad tables for 4 months, it was a welcome surprise to see nice tables in the community center.

I found out that the next morning they were going to have a pool tournament so I thought I'd show these guys a thing or two about shooting pool... I made my way easily into the finals to face off against a guy I would later come to know as easy-e who is a member of this forum. He then proceeded to show me a thing or two about pool... So after he beat and the hand shakes were over it came time to get our prizes for 1st & 2nd... 1st place was a somewhat dated cd player and 2nd was a 1-hour full body massage. What can I say... sometimes it pays to lose. Getting my first "Full-body" massage after 4 months in Iraq is a whole other story which I'll gladly spare all of you.

easy-e and I played pool for a while he entertained me with stories of working at hardtimes and a chance encounter with our Keither with the ether. One very humorous thing that happened was after we went to the chowhall for dinner that night we were heading back and someone forgot there reflective belt that were mandatory at all times. easy-e and a buddy of his then proceeded to "share" a single reflective belt around their waist garnering many stares with me following them in balls of laughter.

Well I ended up making my way back home and never heard of or talked to easy-e again until a chance meeting last march when I went to the Bar Table Championship in Reno. I was sitting down being bored at a 3-6 limit hold-em table at the Sands and I overheard some guy talking to another player at the table and he looked vaguely familiar. Finally after a while I asked the guy if he was in the Air Force and he said yeah he still was. Then we proceeded to remember where we met and whatnot. He ended up sitting down at the table and struck out trying to pick up some middle-aged Asian card dealer lady. Trying to lure her into his trap by promising her a steak dinner. It was obvious he didn't have much game.

This turned out to be a lot more longwinded than I had planned.
 
C'mon man, I got a little game!! I hooked up twice when I was in Reno:) I had never picked up an asian girl, or a poker dealer, so I tried to kill two birds with one stone......

I hope Big Perm chimes in and helps my reputation with the ladies, those weren't middle school girls, they were 20 and 21!

That was a good time in Qatar man, I can't wait to hit the road a little with you when you get your schedule set!

ERIC
 
Haha... Alright maybe you were just joking with her. It was good to see you talking to women though because you looked awful comfortable sharing that reflective belt. I would have asked but the whole don't ask, don't tell.

Give me the details about the Charleston tournament and I will try making it down there.
 
LOL, yeah they were at least legal.....both had a Margarita, but they looked young :D

Actually, his game must have improved....everywhere we went, Eric was stalking the ladies....as he puts it, he was just playing the percentages....you harrass enough women, somebody is gonna say yes eventually.... ;)

He did well enough....had fun, talked to some hot chicas, life is good....funniest part, later he was working Mark's finace to hook him up with some tatooed, 3 toothed female.....I didn't catch the whole story, but we were all rolling on the floor.....good times :D
 
lol nice story! and i can just imagine the grin on your face when you were told of your prize!
 
3 toothed tattooed woman... sounds like eric's speed. He's really progressed from the middle-aged asian card dealer.
 
DeadPoked said:
3 toothed tattooed woman... sounds like eric's speed. He's really progressed from the middle-aged asian card dealer.

I will be moving to the full on females next:eek:

No more trannies for me!
 
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