Islamic State Declares Swearing Not Allowed in Billiards

I knew it! We're all going to h*ll.

In the fatwa, they forgot to include slow play and pattern racking.
 
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Cardigan Kid said:
Fatwa 49: December 28, 2014
It is permissible to play billiards providing the game does not allow gambling, encourage cursing, or inhibit the worshiping or God


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...fire-women-not-slap-thighs.html#ixzz3TLyoNHcn


I'm not sure if this is a quality endorsement for our sport? :frown: :p
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This is what happens when people are brainwashed from birth and not provided with any outside ideas that are not punishable by beatings or death.
 
I heard that ISIS is trying to form a BCA league team. No cussing, no gambling, no women but hey, what's a beheading or two gonna hurt.
 
garczar said:
I heard that ISIS is trying to form a BCA league team. No cussing, no gambling, no women but hey, what's a beheading or two gonna hurt.
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Also, one has to wonder, deep in the Sunni triangle, are they playing on diamond equipment?

Cyclop balls?

Z2 or 314?

Not many quality installs when your house is rocked by incoming missile strikes daily.

But when they miscue, by no means are there any four letter words uttered.

These clowns are something else.
 
**** them!!! And BTW I will be playing on "good Friday" too.
With a cheese steak!
 
I'll play any of those raghead motherf$%^&*s 10 ahead for a side of pork but they gotta post.
 
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Oh great.....Now we have to worry about terrorist acts at the pool rooms.... What's next!? exploding death pool ball attack!?




Rob.M
 
how is this different from some of the purist in these very forums....sheesh NPR must be slow
 
If they have a big tournament, who's going? I'm not...even if last place pays $100,000. No bacon samiches, beer or waitresses in short shorts. :(

Best,
Mike
 
I just pictured the best player in ISIS doing an exhibition tour....

...when he did the machine gun shot....he killed 400 spectators. :eek:
 
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