ivory ferrules

Ok Larry, do you have any proof of anybody (cuemaker, supplier) that is buying illegal ivory, everything that is used in this country has been here for years, and for every pound of ivory that is bought zero elephants are killed, the ivory that is "harvested" now, isn't bought here, it is bought there... so give it a rest, you are posting just to see your name and picture, you have no real opinion on anything, you just want to boast on all of your "records" and for the record, I’ve been in two different Ripley’s museums, and never seen anything about you, even asked half the people working there, including the main people that actually know what they are doing, I couldn't find anything on the website, so where are these records??? In a vault???

Thanks

Jon

P.S. And just so you will know, i did your little "can you run three friggen balls" test, 10 out of 10 on the first try, and over all, from what i remember, a 95 out of 100 for the whole session, so please, do not refer to me as "a bozo who can't run 3 friggen balls"
 
Top Spin said:
As long as the moral issues of using ivory are debated, what about the use of exotic woods? Cocabolo, for instance, is beautiful but slowly becoming extinct. Is it morally responsible to demand such materials in cues?
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ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dirty dog, low blow, no no no, that's my favorite wood, I love that stuff. Hitting below the belt man. My show signs that has my name are made in it and inlaid with ivory, We'll fake Ivory, but you can't tell. Lets make ebony and cocobolo exceptions, the rest of it we can slash and burn. Ok, Kidding around a little here.
Chopping down a tree is a little different from chopping down a bull elephant in his prime, but both are resources and nothing should be used or hunted into extinction.

You do raise a very interesting point. Tell me more about why I should not want that wood. Ivory is illegal, there is a ban on it. Is there a ban on any wood now, educate me here please. I just gave you one on Ivory, give me one on cocobolo. :D

Go into : http://tropicalhardwoods.com/
They say they have plenty of it.

I do have a show sign and so does wonder dog in cocobolo, we ain't giving them up, no way, no how. I'll do hard time before I part with them.
 
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fast larry said:
Joe, was I supposed to miss the fact that you dodged and failed to answer every question I asked. You Don't know, you think, not revelent, you sound like vito during a Congressional mafia investigation, how about taking the 5th joe, that saves time.
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Are you that senile? I BUY WHOLE CUES.. not ivory.. and answered the questions that were valid..

stop trying to dodge the bullet... you're not that fast..

Joe
 
fast larry said:
I don't turn money down to do exhibitions any where for any one.
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You mean people actually pay you money for your exhibitions???!!! There's a sucker born every minute I guess.
 
Worminator said:
You mean people actually pay you money for your exhibitions???!!! There's a sucker born every minute I guess.
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Several thousand a pop my friend, can you believe that she yet or what. Yes my boy, there is a sucker born every minute, never give one an even break or wise up a chump. Grab da loot and head for the bank, ah yes. I get paid $50 a shot, it dont matta if I make them, or miss them. Usually I make 38 of the 40 shots. That's not a bad hours work.

And all this time you were being told I was paying them to hang out, how about that. Who ya gonna believe now any more.

wormie, I have a deal on some land in Florida you cannot believe my boy, primo, this is a deal I would not give to my own grand mother. Such a deal, such a deal. Close to the airport in Miami, hell it's almost beach front property. On a still night you can hear the waves coming in. :D
 
classiccues said:
Are you that senile? I BUY WHOLE CUES.. not ivory.. and answered the questions that were valid..

stop trying to dodge the bullet... you're not that fast..

Joe
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I am so far out in front of you, you have lost sight of my A** hole. Fast, when I get ready for bed, when I flip the light switch off, I am under the covers before the lights go out. I am faster than a speeding bullet dude.

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh, you buy cues, how about buying a great one, I have a deal on a gambler I would not give to my own grand mother, two red dot shafts, such a deal, such a deal. No ivory shaft, no ivory in the butt, street legal, good to go. :cool:
 
fast larry said:
I am so far out in front of you, you have lost sight of my A** hole. Fast, when I get ready for bed, when I flip the light switch off, I am under the covers before the lights go out. I am faster than a speeding bullet dude.
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Larry your wife probably says the same thing. :D LOL couldn't resist, it was too easy.

Kent Mc.
 
BiG_JoN said:
Ok Larry, do you have any proof of anybody (cuemaker, supplier) that is buying illegal ivory, everything that is used in this country has been here for years, and for every pound of ivory that is bought zero elephants are killed, the ivory that is "harvested" now, isn't bought here, it is bought there... so give it a rest, you are posting just to see your name and picture, you have no real opinion on anything, you just want to boast on all of your "records" and for the record, I’ve been in two different Ripley’s museums, and never seen anything about you, even asked half the people working there, including the main people that actually know what they are doing, I couldn't find anything on the website, so where are these records??? In a vault???

Thanks

Jon


Jon I never did refer you as a bozo, glad you can play, so can I. I am not boasting on anything. Only when I am attacked, I am then forced to explain who i am and what I have done.

John I don't care where you are buying your Ivory from, that is not my business, you know if your dirty or clean, it's your conscience here, not mine dude. I aint the Ivory po lice here dude.

You said: has been here for years, and for every pound of ivory that is bought zero elephants are killed, the ivory that is "harvested" now, isn't bought here, it is bought there.

Sir, how can the Ivory get here with out killing elephants? Dont you have to shoot them in the friggin head, then chop out their tusk to get it here. How do you know your ivory has been here for years, who told you so, what proof did they give you, or do you just take their word on it and look the other way. Jon, you know that is how it is being done, don't kid me, this is fast you are talking to here. I am not trying to nor will I cause any one any problems on this. You boys, do what you want to do. I made my point, that was the point jon.
You said the ivory is not bought here, it bought there, then how does it get here, somebody there, gives it to you free here Jon. You make no sense. Here is now it works John, they shoot an elephant there, it gets sold there, to here. Somebody here, sells it to you. It changes hands many times. Some is preban and legal, some is not. My point is you don't know what you have and probably don't care to know.

May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all. Yes I really did do it all and you can believe it, or not. If you don’t believe it, C’est La Vie. A prophet is not recognized in his own land. Rack em sausage, Go play fast and loose. In time, it’s all dust in the wind anyway.
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I lost track of who's turn it is.
Can I but a vowel please.
Who ever has those old tapes.
Please send me a copy.
388 East Ave
Pawtucket, R I 02860
 
pooljunkie73 said:
Larry your wife probably says the same thing. :D LOL couldn't resist, it was too easy.

Kent Mc.
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Ah gees, I wondered how long it would take until the damn newfie showed, now all the usual suspects are in house. Since you out smarted me I must now show you respect, oh Martha, help, I am coming, this is going to be the big one, the newfie is here. :D
 
Michael Webb said:
I lost track of who's turn it is.
Can I but a vowel please.
Who ever has those old tapes.
Please send me a copy.
388 East Ave
Pawtucket, R I 02860
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No no Michael, you dont ask for a turn, just jump in and begin to insult and degrade me, fun isn't it, beats reality TV.
 
Jimmy M. said:
Actually, from what I read, the original topic was about how ivory was as a ferrule material, not about moral issues concerning the use of ivory. The latter was your topic. You changed the original topic, so I don't know why you think other people don't have the same right to change topics just as you do.
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Pickey Pickey, you sound like my mouth piece. :cool:
 
Michael Webb said:
Now Fast Larry
You know I would not disrespect you.
I really would like a copy of those tapes.
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What tapes, I have thousands of tapes in this office. Tell me what you want, you can have it. :cool:
 
kokopuffs said:
Weren't George Washington's teeth made of ivory? Or were they made of deer teeth?
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I happen to know the answer to that, they were made of wood and they killed him when he wore them.
He never chopped down the cherry tree either, chunk the silver dollar across the river, give me a break. This guy put fatty to shame. :D
 
Troy said:
FYI, the people in both Hong Kong and the cities of China use forks, and knives and spoons. If you were forced to use something else (ie, chopsticks), that is YOUR fault !!!
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Troy, I am good with those puppies, you should see me shovel down rice with them. I once did catch a fly in the air with them. I am still trying to catch a mosquito with them, no luck yet. I prefer them. When places have these half spoons/forks, I use the sticks. It was just a joke Troy, just a joke. :D
 
BiG_JoN said:
Ok Larry, do you have any proof of anybody (cuemaker, supplier) that is buying illegal ivory, everything that is used in this country has been here for years, and for every pound of ivory that is bought zero elephants are killed, the ivory that is "harvested" now, isn't bought here, it is bought there... so give it a rest, you are posting just to see your name and picture, you have no real opinion on anything, you just want to boast on all of your "records" and for the record, I’ve been in two different Ripley’s museums, and never seen anything about you, even asked half the people working there, including the main people that actually know what they are doing, I couldn't find anything on the website, so where are these records??? In a vault?

Sorry, my web site is only half done. I lost the web master so it is just sitting for now. Soon I'll get all this stuff up. You go in there and this guy says this about me, if there is a sentence underlinded, if you click that, files open behind that. Some people go in and see little not knowing I already have up over 50 pages there. There is a lot of data on what I have done on the chat site www.billiards-pool.net at the top open the tutorials, then open my records, it's a small book. You can go into my web site and order my video tape, many shots are on the tape. Get the tape, the eyes don't lie.

This was said: So you own no leather products? I think you are a hypocritical fool for even mentioning this again.

I carry a purse, no she yet, it matches my shoes, it is made from Indonesian water buffalo, nice and soft. Bought it in Jakarta. Dont use a belt, one wont fit around my gut. My shoes are leather, my balls are also, the seats in my car are, the sofa's in my teaching studio are all leather. My cue case is Horned back lizard. My passport cover case is leather made in Italy. Yes I use it, so what's the point. We raise cows to shoot them in the head to eat them. That ground up cow decaying animal flesh is called hamburger. The by products are not thrown away, they are used for belts, seats, sofas. I am total vegatarian on my first two meals. I am mostly chicken or fish for dinner. I do a little beef now and then. I'll go total veggie if you will, no problem, I am already almost there. Even if we did all go veggie, we would still raise and havest some cows for the belts, sofas and stuff.

Some body tell me what my eating at Mcdonalds has to do with shooting Elephants in the head and hacking their teeth out with Machettes while they are still alive.
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Somebody said they were in two Ripleys museums and did not see me there. Most of those were set up and the stuff installed before I had my cartoons published in the mid to late 90's. I am in some, others I am not. You want proof, order my tape, on www.fastlarrypool.net

Dean cain, TV super man comes on to introduce me on the Ripleys premier prime time TV show, you see me perform my greatest shots on nationwide TV. Don't call me names boys when I do have the proof to back this she yit up. The reason you don't know is your too cheap to pop for the $20 to see the tape and I am not giving it to you. I don't give a she yet if you believe it or not.

Here is my official response, you can believe it, or not. :p

May God bless and peace be with you. May the wind be always on your back and all 9 balls fall. VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. Latin for “I came, I saw, I conquered, love conquerors all. Yes I really did do it all and you can believe it, or not. If you don’t believe it, C’est La Vie. A prophet is not recognized in his own land. Rack em sausage, Go play fast and loose. In time, it’s all dust in the wind anyway.
 
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