JoeyA puts THE BITE ON Clliff Joyner

[genomachino]

Great one Joey,

It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy from a nicer guy.

Put a smile on my face. Nice thread...........

 

[Lock N Load]

JoeyA, The President of the USA will be calling you to get some pointers!

I had a great time at the Casper's Billiards tournament in spite of the small turnout for what was supposed to be a great turnout for a weekend tournament. I played in some mini-tournaments prior to the tournament and cashed in a couple of them.

While attempting to pay my entry into one of the mini-tournaments, I came up short on the cash in my pockets. My hyper-speed synapses moved into over-drive as I spotted Cliff Joyner attempting to hand in his entry fee into the tournament. I immediately put the bite on Cliff and asked him to pay the remainder of my entry fee. He must have been caught so off guard tht he complied, mumbling something unintelligible and handed the tournament director the additional money and I was home free. JoeyA puts the bite on the Master Biter. :woot::woot::dance::dance:

I'll be wearing this bite like a badge of courage and if you see Cliff, just tell him "not to ask". :wink:

Cliff never asked for me to return the dough and I didn't and because it's been more than 24 hours, it is no longer a factor. I think because I scared Cliff so badly in the one pocket mini, he was just thankful for me cutting him some slack that he just plain forgot about THE BITE! :wink:

JoeyA, A Movie Star, Pool teacher, Expert pool player, Multiple tournament winner, Pool Announcer, Road Player, One Pocket Champion, Father of a Champion, Joe Jr, House Pro, Modern Legend, And now King of the Cobra Bite! Or Cliff Bite! The President will call you to Issue you an Award for this latest Accomplishment! JoeyA, you get my vote for man of the year! What is left for you now JoeyA? You have gone and done the Impossible! All in one life time! Oh, I almost forgot, you are a man of Honor! Please do not let this change you! Because I like you the way you are, or were! Cliff has never bought Lock N Load a cold drink before! But JoeyA has bought Lock N Load a cold drink before, at buffalo's Billiards. Thanks JoeyA. You are da man!!! Opps, did I let any secrets out JoeyA? I do not want to wreck your train or ruin your action! Mini One Pocket tournament runner up to Cliff too! Man!
Regards,
Lock N Load.

 

[T-dog]

JoeyA, A Movie Star, Pool teacher, Expert pool player, Multiple tournament winner, Pool Announcer, Road Player, One Pocket Champion, Father of a Champion, Joe Jr, House Pro, Modern Legend, And now King of the Cobra Bite! Or Cliff Bite! The President will call you to Issue you an Award for this latest Accomplishment! JoeyA, you get my vote for man of the year! What is left for you now JoeyA? You have gone and done the Impossible! All in one life time! Oh, I almost forgot, you are a man of Honor! Please do not let this change you! Because I like you the way you are, or were! Cliff has never bought Lock N Load a cold drink before! But JoeyA has bought Lock N Load a cold drink before, at buffalo's Billiards. Thanks JoeyA. You are da man!!! Opps, did I let any secrets out JoeyA? I do not want to wreck your train or ruin your action! Mini One Pocket tournament runner up to Cliff too! Man!
Regards,
Lock N Load.

I have a book that shows you how to get a hundred from anyone. If you would like to buy this book, please send $100 to

BiteMaster Dictionary
PO BOX 420
Sucker MN 51835

 

[JoeyA]

joey the bitemeister! Lol good job

Glad you enjoyed the ironic humor
Bob. Come visit Buffalo Billiards on your next trip across the state.

JOEY, you're my hero! :thumbup:
You will go in the Guinness Book of Records as the first man to successfully bite Cliff Joyner!

I don't know about any records but I sure was prone to tossing back a Guinness beer after that coup. :grin:

Well done Joey! Bravo!!

The timing of your quick approach must have scrambled Cliff's noggin enough that he went on a subliminal inverted auto pilot of what he's used to seeing when HIS hand was out!

This ranks right up there with the "Chuck Norris being able to un-pop popcorn" etc, sayings! :grin:
Wow!
Usually, when something this outrageous is claimed, I would typically post something like "Pictures or video or it didn't happen!" But I know you to be a man of great honor and integrity (that sounds funny in a BITE thread!:grin, but knowing you as I do, I totally believe you did it!

You may be the only person, living or otherwise, to have been able to have successfully pulled this off! This makes the Brinks robbery look like a peel out from a McDonald's drive thru!

Just goes to show that every year, mankind is tearing down more and more previous and hitherto unknown barriers and impossibilities!
The 4:00 mile, "Man on the Moon", the splitting of an atom, and now, Cliff GIVING it away!

What can be left???

Simply amazing!

I surprised myself Terry. I don't think anything can top this feat. LOL

Ill tell you what Joey,an all honesty you played a great set of 1pocket in that mini finals,you looked home free until that one bad shot,cliff run like 7or8 balls ,your shooting and moving skills looked pretty dam sharp to me!

Thanks Richie but you're getting as bad as Lock N Load. Pretty soon, I won't have any action left with any AZBers except the ones that know they can spank me. :smile:

TONY WATSON...this tape will self destruct in 7 seconds...

You might as well throw in Eric Durbin, I mean Watson.

You should have then quickly borrowed $20 off of someone else (behind Cliffs back) and then bought a pop or something right in front of him...... He'd crap himself that someone double dipped him with his own move!

Dude, I wish I would have thought of that. It might have gotten him off track in our match! I like the way you think!

I'll tell you this Joey had a huge grin on his face the whole time I saw him there.......as well did I.

We spoke and he mentioned that it was the highest level of competition and player ability in the highest concentration in a small event he has ever seen.

I would agree with my other two being Gradys gulf coast classic one pocket event in 2004 and Gabes event last years super bowl sunday.

I will expound on the events of the tournament and give much details of the 4 days i was up there as soon as I get a little time on here at the end of the week.

both joey and I played very well and did much damage to quite a few players i had two beautiful racks in a row 7&out/7&out vs Dennis Strickland and joey had some fine racks and moves as well at the event but sadly we were never pitted against each other as its always a pleasure to play him ever since the first time almost ten years ago now.

Congrats joey on a good outing my friend.

-Grey Ghost-

It was a nice weekend despite the low turnout.

Great one Joey,
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy from a nicer guy.

Put a smile on my face. Nice thread...........

Thanks Gene!

JoeyA, A Movie Star, Pool teacher, Expert pool player, Multiple tournament winner, Pool Announcer, Road Player, One Pocket Champion, Father of a Champion, Joe Jr, House Pro, Modern Legend, And now King of the Cobra Bite! Or Cliff Bite! The President will call you to Issue you an Award for this latest Accomplishment! JoeyA, you get my vote for man of the year! What is left for you now JoeyA? You have gone and done the Impossible! All in one life time! Oh, I almost forgot, you are a man of Honor! Please do not let this change you! Because I like you the way you are, or were! Cliff has never bought Lock N Load a cold drink before! But JoeyA has bought Lock N Load a cold drink before, at buffalo's Billiards. Thanks JoeyA. You are da man!!! Opps, did I let any secrets out JoeyA? I do not want to wreck your train or ruin your action! Mini One Pocket tournament runner up to Cliff too! Man!
Regards,
Lock N Load.

Lock,
This is getting old. If you keep this up, your new friend, The GingerBread Man many never have the heart to play me for buy you a drink. :wink:

I have a book that shows you how to get a hundred from anyone. If you would like to buy this book, please send $100 to

BiteMaster Dictionary
PO BOX 420
Sucker MN 51835

THIEF!

 

[Lock N Load]

T Dog, you must make a deposit to my account, for my DVD on The Bite!

I have a book that shows you how to get a hundred from anyone. If you would like to buy this book, please send $100 to

BiteMaster Dictionary
PO BOX 420
Sucker MN 51835

All you have to do is make a $500.00 deposit to my bank account, for my new DVD on how to put The Bite on anyone. This DVD will show you how to get beat on the pool table and make a great excuse. It will teach you the art of putting the bite on everyone that is your friend! Once I receive the deposit I will not mail you the DVD and that will be your second lesson on getting the bite put on you first hand by the Lock. Sometimes called Lock N Load! When you have learned this art you will be sent to New York and put on a corner and given a cup to beg with. You will pay me 70% to your 30%. And we will split your 30% 50-50. Now that is what I am talking about!

Waiting on your response and, $500.00. I will also send you a complete guide book on the art. And how to dial 911 to get help after you put the bite on someone! That will be your Bonus.
Please do not tell JoeyA about this great deal for you, because he will want in.

Regards,
Lock N Load.
And I am Coast to Coast.

 

[deanoc]

Excellent bite,put me in for a copy

 

[Lock N Load]

JoeyA, I sorry. I need that Root beer very bad!

Glad you enjoyed the ironic humor
Bob. Come visit Buffalo Billiards on your next trip across the state.



I don't know about any records but I sure was prone to tossing back a Guinness beer after that coup. :grin:


I surprised myself Terry. I don't think anything can top this feat. LOL




Thanks Richie but you're getting as bad as Lock N Load. Pretty soon, I won't have any action left with any AZBers except the ones that know they can spank me. :smile:



You might as well throw in Eric Durbin, I mean Watson.


Dude, I wish I would have thought of that. It might have gotten him off track in our match! I like the way you think!


It was a nice weekend despite the low turnout.


Thanks Gene!




Lock,
This is getting old. If you keep this up, your new friend, The GingerBread Man many never have the heart to play me for buy you a drink. :wink:



THIEF!

JoeyA why did you let T Dog steal your book plans? Shame on you. I will keep my mouth shut until I get the Root beer and then I will let my fingers do the talking. Opps, did I say that. I have to wait on my Root beer. I tried to Give Eddie Brown the 7 and he laughed at me asked me if I was crazy if I thought he would take that, and walked out the back door at Buffalo's! I am going to hook him one day though. Thanks JoeyA. You are Jay's Hero! Remember that!
Regards,
Lock N Load.
Lock N Load.

 

[Lock N Load]

Deanoc, you are on the list!

Excellent bite,put me in for a copy

I will ship your copy USPS Priority mail 2 to 3 days delivery time. Thanks for your request. You will be the man in your town or city once you finish my DVD. Deanoc. Thanks again.
Regards,
Lock N Load.