Back when I wore a younger man's clothes a handful of college age youngsters that had been trying to hustle pool discovered the golf course. No doubt with the help of a dad or two they became caddies. They said it was much easier to hustle old fools on the golf course than on a pool table and wanted me to join the party! I didn't mind hitting golf balls but I didn't like the idea of chasing them all over hell and a hunnert acres, I passed.
An executive at a large corporation went and played in a pro-am event. He was in a foursome with another amateur, Rodriguez, and Jack Nicklaus. The amateurs hit their balls nicely up the middle on the first tee, Rodriguez hit his ball considerably further and in nice shape for his second shot. The long retired Jack Nicklaus hit his ball about a hundred yards further than anyone else. The executive knew he was in for a long long very embarrassing day!
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An executive at a large corporation went and played in a pro-am event. He was in a foursome with another amateur, Rodriguez, and Jack Nicklaus. The amateurs hit their balls nicely up the middle on the first tee, Rodriguez hit his ball considerably further and in nice shape for his second shot. The long retired Jack Nicklaus hit his ball about a hundred yards further than anyone else. The executive knew he was in for a long long very embarrassing day!
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