TheOne said:Can someone ask Vicky if she likes English guys and wants a blind date, in err maybe March time, possibly May? lol
Too late mate, she's already got a her sights set on someone else

TheOne said:Can someone ask Vicky if she likes English guys and wants a blind date, in err maybe March time, possibly May? lol
hobokenapa said:Too late mate, she's already got a her sights set on someone else![]()
hobokenapa said:In fact, just thinking about that, how would Scotch Doubles work in Straight Pool? You'd have to talk to each other to plan the pattern. Can partners talk to each other? If not, it could make for some interesting end-rack pattern play.
Jude Rosenstock said:I pull this move about once a week with similar results.
hobokenapa said:Just get yourself over to ABC, and we'll pair up against Jude and SJM in an ABC Mosconi Cup style match. Race to 150 Scotch Doubles!
sjm said:Count me in. Craig, I'd be happy to contribute $1 toward your airfare if money is tight.
TheOne said:Hey we have an imposter!!! What happened to the generous liberal sjm we all know and love! my heart is bleeding here, $1 for my airfare, but hundreds of dollars for the DCC room!There's no justice in the world!
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Williebetmore said:TwelfthofaDozen,
Hey now, no need to attack sjm. He was just trying to help - heck, the rest of us voted to send you 50 cents for rowboat rental (cheaper than those damn airplane gizmo's...you know they crash all the time... it's safer to shoot yourself out of a cannon).
TheOne said:I reckon he was just plain "scared!" and didn't want me to come as he knew I'd be paying excess baggage on the large can of whup asss I'd be bringing with me!![]()
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Williebetmore said:TheHalfasGoodasTwo,
Don't you Euro's know that those cans are destroying the ozone layer???? You need to switch to the pump-spray bottle of whupass - no fluorocarbons. No wonder the sun DOES now set on the British empire.
TheOne said:WillieBetMoreISureAsHellHopeSo!
Don't this can is ozone friendly and recycleable so I can bring it down to your home room right after![]()
As for the British empire, you can't take away the legacy, 40% of the worlds surface was once ruled by our tiny island, something that even Mr Bush or any other national nutcase will ever achieve hehe![]()
Williebetmore said:Anyway, hope to see you in the Colonies soon. Stop by if you're in the neighborhood (always free lodging, beverages, food, pool in Betmore's Basement). We also have some more-than-fair local players if you are looking to compete (I am NOT one of them).
NewGuy said:Why do I suddenly envision TheOne at the bottom of a pit in Williebetmore's basement?? "It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told!"![]()
Williebetmore said:New Guy,
Man, you are giving me the creeps.
Even after TheOne's vicious, slanderous, libelous (though somewhat accurate) attack on my good friend (and generous AZB room patron) sjm; I hold no ill feelings - WE ARE JUST KIDDING AROUND.
I am hoping to meet TheOne during one of his visits. Believe me, if someone told me I couldn't ever leave my basement I would be in seventh heaven (I have a NICE basement) - no moths allowed.
TheOne said:As for the British empire, you can't take away the legacy, 40% of the worlds surface was once ruled by our tiny island ...