Larry the "Table" Guy

[TheTablePro]

Look out for Larry the table guy. Here's my latest email inquiry.....good one!



Good Morning,
My name is Larry Ken and Please accept my apology if my inquiry has Caused you any inconvenience.Am inquiring a special Order of 7pieces of Billiard Table. below is the
Description of my Inquiry.
Features: a) Material: fiberboard MDF, PVC, wood??
or Pool TableFeatures:
a) 7″, 8″, 9″ pool tables
b) 3 pieces 1″ slates
c) K66 rubber cushions
d) Solid wood tabl? or Pool Table
Pool Table Specifications:
a) Material: solid wood
b) Dimensions: 7, 8, 9ft Conveyance: Qty / 20′ FCL: 7pcs Qt?
Am ordering this Billiard Table in regards to My Company.So kindly please go ahead and Quote me with the prices Excluding Shipping and Also advice me the types of Billiard Table that you have if you don't have this Type.Kindly Advice if you can assist me with my inquiry and also let me know the method of payment you accept.Hopeful to hear from you in the near Future.
Best Regard,
LARRY & SONS LTD
LARRY ..

 

[PoolTable911]

Look out for Larry the table guy. Here's my latest email inquiry.....good one!



Good Morning,
My name is Larry Ken and Please accept my apology if my inquiry has Caused you any inconvenience.Am inquiring a special Order of 7pieces of Billiard Table. below is the
Description of my Inquiry.
Features: a) Material: fiberboard MDF, PVC, wood??
or Pool TableFeatures:
a) 7″, 8″, 9″ pool tables
b) 3 pieces 1″ slates
c) K66 rubber cushions
d) Solid wood tabl? or Pool Table
Pool Table Specifications:
a) Material: solid wood
b) Dimensions: 7, 8, 9ft Conveyance: Qty / 20′ FCL: 7pcs Qt?
Am ordering this Billiard Table in regards to My Company.So kindly please go ahead and Quote me with the prices Excluding Shipping and Also advice me the types of Billiard Table that you have if you don't have this Type.Kindly Advice if you can assist me with my inquiry and also let me know the method of payment you accept.Hopeful to hear from you in the near Future.
Best Regard,
LARRY & SONS LTD
LARRY ..

LOL...I am getting 3 to 5 of these a week. They must really think we are stupid.

 

[n10spool]

Its says the table are 7",8" and 9" how big are the balls and rack and do the realy think you can get a level that small.

Most be for a doll house....


Craig

 

[Cuephoric]

Now that's funny right thar, I don't care who ya are....

Its says the table are 7",8" and 9" how big are the balls and rack and do the realy think you can get a level that small.

Most be for a doll house....


Craig

Damn Barbie really MUST have everything now!

Although I have to admit that is the most intelligent sounding moronic email I have seen in a while.......
At least it was full of 10 cent words, so they must have SOME knowledge of the computer....lol too bad they don't use it to research pool a leeetle bit more before communicating.
But at least he asked about a pvc table and slate....but nothing about k69 profiles!
I guess Diamond and Brunswick can't win 'em all over-

*Better to remain silent and let the world suspect you are an idiot, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!