Mrs.g - hello is this the hospital?
Nurse - yes it is
Mrs.g- Eddie Wheat wrote on a forum that I could call and inquire on his injuries.
nurse- I am sorry we do not release that type of information to the public.
Mrs.g- But it was on a pool forum, also I have heard about his special FBI agent girlfriend her code name is inflate at night.
Nurse- Oh if he approved it on a pool forum, I can release any and all information.
Mrs.g- Thank you, everyone is quite interested to see what happened to old Eddie
Nurse - From what we gathered he was on a trike (that was owned by an upset seven year old) doing some late trick and treating. Maybe a dog chased him or an older woman in her 90's. But he took a tumble off the trike.
We were concerned with his constant chatter when he first arrived so we checked his ears to see if we could see through them. Second we checked him to see if there was two of them living in those clothes as his story changed every 36 seconds on what happened to him.
WE knew that the claim that aliens had him and preformed nasty little things was not true (as we all know aliens only grab people during full-moons).
We had a BS specialist brought in and he diagnosed that Eddie was so full of BS that some of it needed to be drained. Thank God the plumbers from Ghost Hunters were around and they drained him down a few quarts to save him from having a total blow up.
Mrs.g- what about the broken neck and arms that we were told about?
Nurse- LOL did he also tell you that he was a cue maker also ?
We all had a giggle on that one.
Mrs.g - so he is out of the hospital
Nurse - yes, the pound came by and dropped him off at the house.
Mrs.g - do you think his injuries will prevent him from building any cues?
Nurse- I wouldn't want to say one way or another, last month when he ate all those fire flies to see if he could light up his backside we thought he was a goner. So we will have to wait and see.
Mrs.g - thank you for your time, would you mind if the other 10 thousand or so forum members call on you so you can answer their questions.
Nurse- not at all, if Eddie gave you the okay on a pool forum to release his
information then it's has to be correct cause we all know that Eddie would never tell a lie.
Mrs.g - rock on nurse and have a nice day
(lol, before you state you are suing me eddie, GIVE BILLY HIS CUE)