last chance Eddie

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Mr. Incardona:

I am sorry to see you have dealt with Mr. Wheat. If you haven't seen it on this forum, there has been at least one or two threads which went on for many days, and so many uncomplimentary words about this man's irresponsible behavior. I hope your deal gets resolved soon.
 
bnall said:
Maybe hes not really a cuemaker, but a Cub Scout working on his merit badge instead.:D
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LOL - I was a cub scout and I never saw a merit badge for being the most full of shit. :)

BVal
 
If Eddie WAS his by a truck I wonder if it ever occurred to him that it may have been one of the guys he screwed over behind the wheel.

I was telling my friend that there would be a lot less scams on the forums from well known people if there were some threads like:

"Southpaw gets ass kicked at tournament"

"Kevin Varney got sugar put in his gas tank"

"Eddie Wheat gets hit by truck owned by a guy he screwed"

I certainly don't condone this type of behavior but my theory is back in the day before all the lawsuits people didn't get away with scams in the pool world.

That's my 2 cents.
 
Luxury said:
If Eddie WAS his by a truck I wonder if it ever occurred to him that it may have been one of the guys he screwed over behind the wheel.

I was telling my friend that there would be a lot less scams on the forums from well known people if there were some threads like:

"Southpaw gets ass kicked at tournament"

"Kevin Varney got sugar put in his gas tank"

"Eddie Wheat gets hit by truck owned by a guy he screwed"

I certainly don't condone this type of behavior but my theory is back in the day before all the lawsuits people didn't get away with scams in the pool world.

That's my 2 cents.
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He didn't get hit by a truck. The little old lady he was "helping" caught him with his hand in her pocket book and laid the smack down on him. :bash:
 
It sure sounds like this Eddie Wheat guy is a saint.. For someone who just got hit by a truck and is in soooo much pain..he sure did write a HUGE reply back...this guy is just pathetic....
 
Mrs.g - hello is this the hospital?



Nurse - yes it is



Mrs.g- Eddie Wheat wrote on a forum that I could call and inquire on his injuries.


nurse- I am sorry we do not release that type of information to the public.



Mrs.g- But it was on a pool forum, also I have heard about his special FBI agent girlfriend her code name is inflate at night.


Nurse- Oh if he approved it on a pool forum, I can release any and all information.

Mrs.g- Thank you, everyone is quite interested to see what happened to old Eddie


Nurse - From what we gathered he was on a trike (that was owned by an upset seven year old) doing some late trick and treating. Maybe a dog chased him or an older woman in her 90's. But he took a tumble off the trike.

We were concerned with his constant chatter when he first arrived so we checked his ears to see if we could see through them. Second we checked him to see if there was two of them living in those clothes as his story changed every 36 seconds on what happened to him.

WE knew that the claim that aliens had him and preformed nasty little things was not true (as we all know aliens only grab people during full-moons).

We had a BS specialist brought in and he diagnosed that Eddie was so full of BS that some of it needed to be drained. Thank God the plumbers from Ghost Hunters were around and they drained him down a few quarts to save him from having a total blow up.



Mrs.g- what about the broken neck and arms that we were told about?


Nurse- LOL did he also tell you that he was a cue maker also ?
We all had a giggle on that one.


Mrs.g - so he is out of the hospital


Nurse - yes, the pound came by and dropped him off at the house.


Mrs.g - do you think his injuries will prevent him from building any cues?


Nurse- I wouldn't want to say one way or another, last month when he ate all those fire flies to see if he could light up his backside we thought he was a goner. So we will have to wait and see.


Mrs.g - thank you for your time, would you mind if the other 10 thousand or so forum members call on you so you can answer their questions.


Nurse- not at all, if Eddie gave you the okay on a pool forum to release his
information then it's has to be correct cause we all know that Eddie would never tell a lie.

Mrs.g - rock on nurse and have a nice day


(lol, before you state you are suing me eddie, GIVE BILLY HIS CUE)
 
Gunn_Slinger said:
Mrs.g - hello is this the hospital?



Nurse - yes it is



Mrs.g- Eddie Wheat wrote on a forum that I could call and inquire on his injuries.


nurse- I am sorry we do not release that type of information to the public.



Mrs.g- But it was on a pool forum, also I have heard about his special FBI agent girlfriend her code name is inflate at night.


Nurse- Oh if he approved it on a pool forum, I can release any and all information.

Mrs.g- Thank you, everyone is quite interested to see what happened to old Eddie


Nurse - From what we gathered he was on a trike (that was owned by an upset seven year old) doing some late trick and treating. Maybe a dog chased him or an older woman in her 90's. But he took a tumble off the trike.

We were concerned with his constant chatter when he first arrived so we checked his ears to see if we could see through them. Second we checked him to see if there was two of them living in those clothes as his story changed every 36 seconds on what happened to him.

WE knew that the claim that aliens had him and preformed nasty little things was not true (as we all know aliens only grab people during full-moons).

We had a BS specialist brought in and he diagnosed that Eddie was so full of BS that some of it needed to be drained. Thank God the plumbers from Ghost Hunters were around and they drained him down a few quarts to save him from having a total blow up.



Mrs.g- what about the broken neck and arms that we were told about?


Nurse- LOL did he also tell you that he was a cue maker also ?
We all had a giggle on that one.


Mrs.g - so he is out of the hospital


Nurse - yes, the pound came by and dropped him off at the house.


Mrs.g - do you think his injuries will prevent him from building any cues?


Nurse- I wouldn't want to say one way or another, last month when he ate all those fire flies to see if he could light up his backside we thought he was a goner. So we will have to wait and see.


Mrs.g - thank you for your time, would you mind if the other 10 thousand or so forum members call on you so you can answer their questions.


Nurse- not at all, if Eddie gave you the okay on a pool forum to release his
information then it's has to be correct cause we all know that Eddie would never tell a lie.

Mrs.g - rock on nurse and have a nice day


(lol, before you state you are suing me eddie, GIVE BILLY HIS CUE)
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Damn, I could never put that much effort into a joke. You did it well though. Cheers! :grin:
 
Gunn_Slinger said:
Mrs.g - hello is this the hospital?



Nurse - yes it is



Mrs.g- Eddie Wheat wrote on a forum that I could call and inquire on his injuries.


nurse- I am sorry we do not release that type of information to the public.



Mrs.g- But it was on a pool forum, also I have heard about his special FBI agent girlfriend her code name is inflate at night.


Nurse- Oh if he approved it on a pool forum, I can release any and all information.

Mrs.g- Thank you, everyone is quite interested to see what happened to old Eddie


Nurse - From what we gathered he was on a trike (that was owned by an upset seven year old) doing some late trick and treating. Maybe a dog chased him or an older woman in her 90's. But he took a tumble off the trike.

We were concerned with his constant chatter when he first arrived so we checked his ears to see if we could see through them. Second we checked him to see if there was two of them living in those clothes as his story changed every 36 seconds on what happened to him.

WE knew that the claim that aliens had him and preformed nasty little things was not true (as we all know aliens only grab people during full-moons).

We had a BS specialist brought in and he diagnosed that Eddie was so full of BS that some of it needed to be drained. Thank God the plumbers from Ghost Hunters were around and they drained him down a few quarts to save him from having a total blow up.



Mrs.g- what about the broken neck and arms that we were told about?


Nurse- LOL did he also tell you that he was a cue maker also ?
We all had a giggle on that one.


Mrs.g - so he is out of the hospital


Nurse - yes, the pound came by and dropped him off at the house.


Mrs.g - do you think his injuries will prevent him from building any cues?


Nurse- I wouldn't want to say one way or another, last month when he ate all those fire flies to see if he could light up his backside we thought he was a goner. So we will have to wait and see.


Mrs.g - thank you for your time, would you mind if the other 10 thousand or so forum members call on you so you can answer their questions.


Nurse- not at all, if Eddie gave you the okay on a pool forum to release his
information then it's has to be correct cause we all know that Eddie would never tell a lie.

Mrs.g - rock on nurse and have a nice day


(lol, before you state you are suing me eddie, GIVE BILLY HIS CUE)
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CLASSIC "SLINGER dinger".....i'm too pooped to pop sooooooooo someone PLEASE jelly her up:)
 
Blackjack said:
Billy

PM sent.

If you would like, I will go to Eddie's house, obtain the cue, and then personally ship it to you.

That way there will be no questions about the delivery status. Instead of trying to get in touch with Eddie, you can just keep in contact with me. If I can't reach Eddie, I'll just keep pounding on his door until he answers.

Either way, let me know.

Eddie, if you are reading this, I can be out there on Saturday to pick it up for Billy - if the cue is not ready on Saturday I will take pictures for Billy to show the status of the cue order. Just get the damn thing finished.
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Rep for you .....:thumbup: :thumbup:
 
Billy is one of the most respected people in pool, period. He is absolutely the last guy Wheat should slight or anyone else for that matter, but Billy is a ambassador to our sport and should have the red carpet rolled out for him.

I how this gets resolved peacefully and to Billy's complete satifaction. Fast!!
 
hey gunny...

that was knee slapping...
crying with laughter...
ache in my stomach...

from Laughter!!!

this has gotta be on the top of:

Best Posts of the Year!!!

sorry i'm outta REP for now... [get you latter]
so... someone Please "give her Green for the both of us"!

best,
smokey



Gunn_Slinger said:
Mrs.g - hello is this the hospital?



Nurse - yes it is



Mrs.g- Eddie Wheat wrote on a forum that I could call and inquire on his injuries.


nurse- I am sorry we do not release that type of information to the public.



Mrs.g- But it was on a pool forum, also I have heard about his special FBI agent girlfriend her code name is inflate at night.


Nurse- Oh if he approved it on a pool forum, I can release any and all information.

Mrs.g- Thank you, everyone is quite interested to see what happened to old Eddie


Nurse - From what we gathered he was on a trike (that was owned by an upset seven year old) doing some late trick and treating. Maybe a dog chased him or an older woman in her 90's. But he took a tumble off the trike.

We were concerned with his constant chatter when he first arrived so we checked his ears to see if we could see through them. Second we checked him to see if there was two of them living in those clothes as his story changed every 36 seconds on what happened to him.

WE knew that the claim that aliens had him and preformed nasty little things was not true (as we all know aliens only grab people during full-moons).

We had a BS specialist brought in and he diagnosed that Eddie was so full of BS that some of it needed to be drained. Thank God the plumbers from Ghost Hunters were around and they drained him down a few quarts to save him from having a total blow up.



Mrs.g- what about the broken neck and arms that we were told about?


Nurse- LOL did he also tell you that he was a cue maker also ?
We all had a giggle on that one.


Mrs.g - so he is out of the hospital


Nurse - yes, the pound came by and dropped him off at the house.


Mrs.g - do you think his injuries will prevent him from building any cues?


Nurse- I wouldn't want to say one way or another, last month when he ate all those fire flies to see if he could light up his backside we thought he was a goner. So we will have to wait and see.


Mrs.g - thank you for your time, would you mind if the other 10 thousand or so forum members call on you so you can answer their questions.


Nurse- not at all, if Eddie gave you the okay on a pool forum to release his
information then it's has to be correct cause we all know that Eddie would never tell a lie.

Mrs.g - rock on nurse and have a nice day


(lol, before you state you are suing me eddie, GIVE BILLY HIS CUE)
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All I can hear in my head right now is be the ball, and I love lamp.
LOL
I love the edit button.
hugs
mrs.g
 
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