Last Saturday night...

Sweet Marissa said:
What a bunch of douches!

This seemed especially funny because I just finished reading a thread where you were explaining your sensitive feelings as a Christian lady. :p
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out :p

Anyway, the guy who sits in front of me owns a pub, which happened to be hosting the after-party for the game. I bring in my cue because he has a couple of bar tables. I beat the guys who are on it, and they spent the rest of the night hassling me. Eventually, my buddy who sits next to me at the games puts lays out $500 and offers to stake me playing one game. The jerks say no. "$100," my friend asks. They say no, they'll play for a beer. I don't drink when I shoot.

The thing that gets me, though, is that every time I was shooting, they would either bump into me, not move so I could stand at the table where the cue ball was, or approach the table and hover over it.

What a bunch of douches!

End rant.

Yeah what does thier nationality have to do with it? :D

BVal
 
James said:
This seemed especially funny because I just finished reading a thread where you were explaining your sensitive feelings as a Christian lady. :p

Get used to the conflicting messages.....Some posters...;) very infrequently will frequently make contradictory posts...

It is one of two things...

  • They are either a genius at stirring the pot
  • They can't remember what information they have previously spewed

:)
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out :p

Anyway, the guy who sits in front of me owns a pub, which happened to be hosting the after-party for the game. I bring in my cue because he has a couple of bar tables. I beat the guys who are on it, and they spent the rest of the night hassling me. Eventually, my buddy who sits next to me at the games puts lays out $500 and offers to stake me playing one game. The jerks say no. "$100," my friend asks. They say no, they'll play for a beer. I don't drink when I shoot.

The thing that gets me, though, is that every time I was shooting, they would either bump into me, not move so I could stand at the table where the cue ball was, or approach the table and hover over it.

What a bunch of douches!

End rant.

OK - even in "play play - lets have a laugh with some beers" type scenario's - why carry on playing ? Tell 'em to grow up, put up or **** up.

One thing that pisses me off is guys who bump women around the table like that, thinking they are all that and bag-o-chips. You'll never see ONE of those guys do that to you on his own will you ?

What was your buddy doing while this was going on ?

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Sweet Marissa said:
What a bunch of douches!

End rant.

That word was absent from my vocabulary for decades, then, it worked it's way back in and I use it WAY too much now...

I think it worked it's way in when you were posting on here before...hmmm....just a theory!

You and your buddy played this completely wrong btw.

I used to date a girl that played pretty good, but not as good as me. We would find ourselves in this situation sometimes. Inevitably one of the guys in the situation above would have tried to teach you something. (He has to, to satisfy his own ego) I guarantee it. Wait for that and then that's when your buddy (guy?) acts jealous and says "Whaddarutellinherfor?!? She's better than you, in fact I think I'm better than you!" Guaranteed to result in a payday. If he doesn't play well, then he just stakes you against the guy.

Cheers,
~rc
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out :p

Anyway, the guy who sits in front of me owns a pub, which happened to be hosting the after-party for the game. I bring in my cue because he has a couple of bar tables. I beat the guys who are on it, and they spent the rest of the night hassling me. Eventually, my buddy who sits next to me at the games puts lays out $500 and offers to stake me playing one game. The jerks say no. "$100," my friend asks. They say no, they'll play for a beer. I don't drink when I shoot.

The thing that gets me, though, is that every time I was shooting, they would either bump into me, not move so I could stand at the table where the cue ball was, or approach the table and hover over it.

What a bunch of douches!

End rant.

I just taught my mom how to call people "douch bags", lol :D (she's Filipino).

I had that happen at a bar table tournament I was playing at called, "Cheers and Beers" 4-5 years ago. I was playing for the hotseat and one of the other girls that played in the tournament kept running into the back of my cue while I was shooting (on purpose). Eventually, I got fed up with it and the next time she tried to do it I had a good grip on my cue and pulled my back swing extra hard... and then "accidentally" elbowed her as I turned around in "surprise" (I was trying to be subtle). Needless to say, she NEVER bumped into me again:D .
 
Well, first of all, the Bible teaches love and tolerance for all, no matter what. Love thy neighbor as thyself and all that. Secondly, you professed that certain avatars were offensive to some. Well, when you say the word "douche", that pretty much automatically calls to mind an image of someone squirting something somewhere which certainly could be considered just as offensive as a picture of a beautiful, scantily clad woman.

Now, I'm not certain what the original poster had in mind when he mentioned your potential dichotomy, but this is what I thought of. Also, I would be interested in knowing how you knew that the gentlemen in question were "out to ruin your night". How do you know that they weren't just trying to make their night better?
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out :p

Anyway, the guy who sits in front of me owns a pub, which happened to be hosting the after-party for the game. I bring in my cue because he has a couple of bar tables. I beat the guys who are on it, and they spent the rest of the night hassling me. Eventually, my buddy who sits next to me at the games puts lays out $500 and offers to stake me playing one game. The jerks say no. "$100," my friend asks. They say no, they'll play for a beer. I don't drink when I shoot.

The thing that gets me, though, is that every time I was shooting, they would either bump into me, not move so I could stand at the table where the cue ball was, or approach the table and hover over it.

What a bunch of douches!

End rant.


do you have to marry a douch to become a douches or can you be born one?:confused:
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out :p

Anyway, the guy who sits in front of me owns a pub, which happened to be hosting the after-party for the game. I bring in my cue because he has a couple of bar tables. I beat the guys who are on it, and they spent the rest of the night hassling me. Eventually, my buddy who sits next to me at the games puts lays out $500 and offers to stake me playing one game. The jerks say no. "$100," my friend asks. They say no, they'll play for a beer. I don't drink when I shoot.

The thing that gets me, though, is that every time I was shooting, they would either bump into me, not move so I could stand at the table where the cue ball was, or approach the table and hover over it.

What a bunch of douches!

End rant.
i met you last year at the derby
i cant say i blame them for "bumping" into you
thought crossed my mind once or twice too :D
just kiddin'
the reality is, i'd say the majority of men are intimitated and do not want to be beat up by a girl
 
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James said:
This seemed especially funny because I just finished reading a thread where you were explaining your sensitive feelings as a Christian lady. :p

What does religion have to do with anything? Nacho Libre worked in monastery and he used the word douche. - It must be ok.

NachoooOOOOOooooooooo

-Back2good1
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out :p

Anyway, the guy who sits in front of me owns a pub, which happened to be hosting the after-party for the game. I bring in my cue because he has a couple of bar tables. I beat the guys who are on it, and they spent the rest of the night hassling me. Eventually, my buddy who sits next to me at the games puts lays out $500 and offers to stake me playing one game. The jerks say no. "$100," my friend asks. They say no, they'll play for a beer. I don't drink when I shoot.

The thing that gets me, though, is that every time I was shooting, they would either bump into me, not move so I could stand at the table where the cue ball was, or approach the table and hover over it.

What a bunch of douches!

End rant.

Some "men" just can't handle being beaten by a woman at anything. Especially a pretty one like you. :)

P.S. Nice rant kid. I like it when you get angry. :D
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I tried to give you some rep but I'm not around enough to give it out to you again, but thanks bunches, sweetie!

Don't think for a minute that all that sweet talk will get you the eight ball. We play even! ;)
 
Sweet Marissa said:
First of all, I'm a Christian, not perfect. I can become frustrated when a couple guys feel emasculated when beaten by a girl and want to take it out on me. They were bumping into me. When I would try to get to the table where a shot was, they refused to move. They would hover over the object ball. They were incredibly rude. Even the barback saw what they were doing and went to get the owner.

As for the avatar, it's not what she's wearing; it's her pose that is offensive. One shouldn't expect to see that kind of image here. Especially when I was opening a thread to read a simple poll.


Uhhhh..... when did you become a born again Christian? I mean, I just checked out your myspace page and, didn't you at one time have pics of yourself dressed in a scantily clad fashion???

And isn't that a picture of you with Tucker Max??? :confused: What would the heavenly father think!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
James said:
This seemed especially funny because I just finished reading a thread where you were explaining your sensitive feelings as a Christian lady. :p

Marissa,

FWIW I was COMPLETELY joking with this original post. Sorry that people seemed to get on you for it. :p

Hugs?
 
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