Lets Buy FatBoy a Gold Membership

Kickin' Chicken said:
I really don't know if he was banned and even though it's pretty easy to look it up, I'm too lazy to.

To me his posts read *exactly* like what we saw coming from "The Thaiger" so if it isn't him, he's at least from the same village. :rolleyes:

And for someone who supposedly just joined here a month or so ago, he seems to have seamlessly resumed a dislike for JAM.

Yeah, I'd bet high it's Thaiger.

best,
brian kc
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He is for sure, sitting at the Grumpy Table (if those guys will have him).
 
kvinbrwr said:
LOL

Didn't you get the schedule update?

Shakira is doing a special Top Secret Nude Dance Review.

Appearing at the Grumpy Table is Oscar the Grouch. That should be a good show too for those that don't like dance.

Can't wait to see you there, FatBoy has got a Starbucks set up for you (and me).

Kevin
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I think the VIP Ultra Lounge is actually a topless hookah bar for Gold members only.
 
cuesblues said:
I think the VIP Ultra Lounge is actually a topless hookah bar for Gold members only.
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Its funny. Just as some see the same world as hell as others see as heaven, everyone walks into the same Ultra VIP Lounge but sees different things.

I prefer my hookahs to be high-priced escorts and generally also bottomless.

Different strokes.

Meantime, welcome to the Ultra VIP Lounge, your name doesn't even have to be on the list, the bouncers see you and have a a fox assistant escort you right past the Grumpy Table and up the Golden Steps to the Lounge.

Kevin
 
This Weekend . . .

Appearing In the "Silver Fox NVIP Lounge" this Saturday night will be the incomparable Victor Zombrowski and The Polish Falcons Band performing Polkapalooza. A marginally good time is possible for some.

And rounding out the Polish-themed evening's festivities will be the renowned "Pole" dancer from yesteryear, well, actually a couple to three yesteryears ago, Sadie "Who You Wish You Saw In Warsaw" Orchowski. Here's an excerpt from a WTF Magazine review of one of Sadie's recent shows:

"It's really amazing when you think about it that a woman so close to 90 years old can still perform a few spins on the stripper pole without getting all tangled up in her colostomy bag lines. And, quite noteworthy is also the fact that the makeup people had it so well disguised that, at first, I simply thought it was just another saggy breast but then I thought, hey, wait a minute, there's three. You go girl! Seriously, GO!" Bif Snyder - WTF Magazine

******AND *******

This Sunday night in The Silver Fox Lounge, it's another exciting dose of a "Dog The Bounty Hunter" marathon.

$1 drink specials on Clamato juice, Mr. Pibbs and Ovaltine.

As always, food is not allowed.

Can not beat this with a Rambow stick.

See all you other silver foxes there.

best,
brian kc <---- PLEASE HELP ME
 
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Kickin' Chicken said:
Appearing In the "Silver NVIP Lounge" this Saturday night will be the incomparable Victor Zombrowski and The Polish Falcons Band performing Polkapalooza. A marginally good time is possible for some.

And rounding out the Polish-themed evening's festivities will be the renowned "Pole" dancer from yesteryear, well, actually a couple to three yesteryears ago, Sadie "The Gal You Wish You Saw In Warsaw"Orchowski. Here's an excerpt from a WTF Magazine review of one of Sadie's recent shows:

"It's really amazing when you think about it that a woman so close to 90 years old can still perform a few spins without getting all tangled up in the colostomy bag lines she wears. And, quite noteworthy is the fact that the makeup people had it so well disguised that, at first, I simply thought it was just another saggy breast but then I thought, hey, wait a minute, there's three. You go girl! Seriously, GO!" Bif Snyder - WTF Magazine

******AND *******

This Sunday night in The Silver Lounge, it's another exciting dose of a "Dog The Bounty Hunter" marathon.

$1 drink specials on Clamato juice, Mr. Pibbs and Ovaltine.

As always, food is not allowed.

Can not beat this with a Rambow stick.

See all you other silver foxes there.

best,
brian kc <---- PLEASE HELP ME
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Your contribution in order to buy a guy a thing you don't have, got your name on the list.

I think you'll want to be in the VIP Gold Room for the Ultra Top Secret Charlize Theron Nude Review. Your name is on the list.

Kevin
 
kvinbrwr said:
Its funny. Just as some see the same world as hell as others see as heaven, everyone walks into the same Ultra VIP Lounge but sees different things.

I prefer my hookahs to be high-priced escorts and generally also bottomless.

Different strokes.

Meantime, welcome to the Ultra VIP Lounge, your name doesn't even have to be on the list, the bouncers see you and have a a fox assistant escort you right past the Grumpy Table and up the Golden Steps to the Lounge.

Kevin
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Re-direct the Fatboy Gold Fund to something meaningful, like a lap dance for The Thaiger.
Imagine our buzzkilling friend from across the pond in his first lap dance..."I'm the Thaiger, this beer is too cold, who are you and why are you sitting on my lap with your top off"
 
cuesblues said:
Re-direct the Fatboy Gold Fund to something meaningful, like a lap dance for The Thaiger.
Imagine our buzzkilling friend from across the pond in his first lap dance..."I'm the Thaiger, this beer is too cold, who are you and why are you sitting on my lap with your top off"
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Perhaps my next collection should be:

Lets Buy The Grumps a Sense of Humor (or a Clue)

but I think it more than likely be:

Help Me Buy a New TV My Sony Bravia Took a Dump on Me

I agree with you though, a good grump like The Thaiger can find the bad in anything.

Kevin
 
kvinbrwr said:
Perhaps my next collection should be:

Lets Buy The Grumps a Sense of Humor (or a Clue)

but I think it more than likely be:

Help Me Buy a New TV My Sony Bravia Took a Dump on Me

I agree with you though, a good grump like The Thaiger can find the bad in anything.

Kevin
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The Brit's I know are all pretty cool.
We have no idea how The Thaig would act, drunk in a karaoke bar, pretending to be Paul McCartney.

I'll donate a buck to The Kevin Fund.
 
cuesblues said:
The Brit's I know are all pretty cool.
We have no idea how The Thaig would act, drunk in a karaoke bar, pretending to be Paul McCartney.

I'll donate a buck to The Kevin Fund.
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I figure The Thaiger's a-holeness, or lack of it. has way less to do with what region of the world his body resides in and far more to do with where his head is at.

Anyway, FatBoy's Gold, you are Gold, I'm Gold and The Thaiger is banned.

If that buck is for my new TV, I only need about 999 more and I'm off to Best Buy.

Kevin
 
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