Lets lobby and get passed some Pool Legislation!
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Pool cues used in any competitive situation must be made of wood
Pool balls must be traditional colors
Pool balls must be traditional colors
Wouldn't that your great uncle?
Like an Uncle-Daddy?
You're absolutely right.
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Pool cues used in any competitive situation must be made of wood
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Ched
Ban football and replace it with one pocket since they holler about the war game tactic shit....add track and field after and maybe everyone would be in better shape and be able to use their brains in a non communist way.....9 ball is a pinko game lol.
One pocket is American snooker
Oh BAN all imported production cues from Asia......and make bob fix his qc issues or send him to Asia....shitty work doesn't make America great it makes us suck.
Include billiards in every grade school in America....tie it in with pe and physics class.
Make it a required study in college for your degree.....hell your taking fine arts and water aerobics for those dumb ass elective requirements lol.
Last but not least newbs get 3 lashings for not using search after being told to do so once......
Best way to aim and best tip and cue thread starters are shot on the spot no questions lmfao
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One pocket is American snooker
Oh BAN all imported production cues from Asia......and make bob fix his qc issues or send him to Asia....shitty work doesn't make America great it makes us suck.
Include billiards in every grade school in America....tie it in with pe and physics class.
Make it a required study in college for your degree.....hell your taking fine arts and water aerobics for those dumb ass elective requirements lol.
Last but not least newbs get 3 lashings for not using search after being told to do so once......
Best way to aim and best tip and cue thread starters are shot on the spot no questions lmfao
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Oh and 100% the bca or what's left of it....should be shitcanned.....trade organization lol. And a new governing body with the ideal to actually bring the game and its competitors to a new level through inclusion and promotion......
Oh and card carrying pros (lol) required to do community service at ymca, b&g club and schools or forfeit their competition eligibility status. If there was actually one. Dang we'd have me by the balls if there was with that one.....
Hey they do it to us in high school and college....being sanctioned as an athlete is one horrible feeling.....useless you got suspended from league those guys usually could give a chit lol.....that's the effect of no care
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Oh and card carrying pros (lol) required to do community service at ymca, b&g club and schools or forfeit their competition eligibility status. If there was actually one. Dang we'd have me by the balls if there was with that one.....
Hey they do it to us in high school and college....being sanctioned as an athlete is one horrible feeling.....useless you got suspended from league those guys usually could give a chit lol.....that's the effect of no care
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here are some of mine.
1. Any one that paid their way through college playing pool is banned from playing
in tournaments and gambling they are too good.
2.Pro's must always play with a nice cue and let everyone know what it is, no
more running 10 racks on a snooker table using broom handles, mop handles,
handlebars or what not (I know they can, read it on here many times).
3.Hustlers may never play anyone that they can beat. And clean their finger nails, get
rid of those pointed toe shoes and quit combing their hair with a pork chop.
4.Loser's should always not only shake the winners hand but get his address so
they can send a hand written letter congratulating him for his fine victory.
5. Custom cues need to cost more. Especially the plain janes with no wrap or bands.
they are way too cheap.
1. Any one that paid their way through college playing pool is banned from playing
in tournaments and gambling they are too good.
2.Pro's must always play with a nice cue and let everyone know what it is, no
more running 10 racks on a snooker table using broom handles, mop handles,
handlebars or what not (I know they can, read it on here many times).
3.Hustlers may never play anyone that they can beat. And clean their finger nails, get
rid of those pointed toe shoes and quit combing their hair with a pork chop.
4.Loser's should always not only shake the winners hand but get his address so
they can send a hand written letter congratulating him for his fine victory.
5. Custom cues need to cost more. Especially the plain janes with no wrap or bands.
they are way too cheap.
Force peeps to sit in chair and shut mouth when not their shot
All hotels/ motels with a "pool" sign must add "swimming" to all signs, preceeding the word, "pool".
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Thats my Uncle Jed! and his hot daughter...umm my cousin....Ellie Mae! Whoo Hoo!
Thats my Uncle Jed! and his hot daughter...umm my cousin....Ellie Mae! Whoo Hoo!
A true set of world rules (that the world will follow) so cue sports can enter into the Olympics.
