lock n load...a player?

It isn't blood he sells the ladies for a thousand a gallon, it is another bodily fluid. It isn't that it is so great, it is so rare! It takes a long time to collect a gallon. I just don't sweat like I used to when I worked for a living. What, some of you thought I was talking about something else?

Hu

Cut it out, Hu! I knew the right answer in the first place. You take it easy now!
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.
 
Interview

Hey Lock & Load,

I am planning on doing a special feature on South Louisiana Pool rooms and would like to know if I could interview the famous Lock & Load? At the World's Pool Room, Buffalo Billiards of course.

Ray
 
It appears to me that someone's knockin' at our door, Lock.

Proceed at your own peril...
https://www.google.ca/url?url=http:...d+load&usg=AFQjCNFUluDshOHbkYf4BmFsu-0qPS2KBA

yours truly
double hemlock

Hey double hemlock,
All he has to do is step up to the plate!!! I would like to have the Lock N Load part of that link as my Avatar, just the part that says Lock N load over and over? I thank you very much, double hemlock.
As of now you are Sargent of Arms in the Lock Society! An official officer of the Society! Congrats goes out to you. Do you accept this appointment? Thanks again.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.
 
Hey Lock & Load,

I am planning on doing a special feature on South Louisiana Pool rooms and would like to know if I could interview the famous Lock & Load? At the World's Pool Room, Buffalo Billiards of course.

Ray

Hey Big Truck,
I will accept your offer to interview me in New Orleans, Louisiana, at Buffalo's Billiards the worlds pool hall. That is awful nice of you to ask me too! I appreciate it. Thanks again.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.
 
I'd love to be there to sweat your matches with Buddy...or anyone else! One day I'll make it to Buffalo's. No sweat conflicts with Mr. Hu, of course.
:grin:
 
Hey double hemlock,
All he has to do is step up to the plate!!! I would like to have the Lock N Load part of that link as my Avatar, just the part that says Lock N load over and over? I thank you very much, double hemlock.
As of now you are Sargent of Arms in the Lock Society! An official officer of the Society! Congrats goes out to you. Do you accept this appointment? Thanks again.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.

Well, Lock....I've been noticing a little slackin' goin' on lately.
Some aren't hittin' enough balls, some aint keepin' their tips in good shape,
and some are havin' another beer while their opponents be layin' down a pack.
Time to wake up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjt42XQqg2I&feature=related
 
I give the ghost the lemon crush and after two years we are dead even. i'm gonna ask for the break next time.

Hu

I give the ghost the rainbow crush, and I show up at the hall, rack the balls for him, and he stands me up every time!

:p
-Sean
 
I give the ghost the rainbow crush, and I show up at the hall, rack the balls for him, and he stands me up every time!

:p
-Sean

Sean- Next time you are in Denver you have a standing invitation to 100 points straight pool for 2 bottles of "Hanks" water.
Woofing for water is getting to be fun. :rolleyes:
 
I give the ghost the rainbow crush, and I show up at the hall, rack the balls for him, and he stands me up every time!

:p
-Sean

Since you're one of the most literate posters on AZ, Sean, I don't think
you'll mind me pointing out that you aren't giving the ghost the 'crush'.
...but you ARE giving him the 'rainbow'.

So much in life is like 'playing the ghost'.....
...we get the break and the first shot...
............the rest is up to us.

regards
double hemlock..<..who hopes to find you in good spirits:smile:
 
Since you're one of the most literate posters on AZ, Sean, I don't think
you'll mind me pointing out that you aren't giving the ghost the 'crush'.
...but you ARE giving him the 'rainbow'.

So much in life is like 'playing the ghost'.....
...we get the break and the first shot...
............the rest is up to us.

regards
double hemlock..<..who hopes to find you in good spirits:smile:

Well, that just goes to show how much I play handicapped rotation pool. ;) Whenever hearing these handicaps, I always took "crush" to mean the breaks, but it actually means "out" (as in the rest of the sequence of balls).

Should've said "rainbow and the breaks" -- or as Hu correctly stated, "lemon crush" with the addition of the breaks.

I'll stick with 14.1 and one pocket, though. ;)

-Sean <-- aka "cinderb-lock" ;)
 
Sean- Next time you are in Denver you have a standing invitation to 100 points straight pool for 2 bottles of "Hanks" water.
Woofing for water is getting to be fun. :rolleyes:

Woofing for water? Isn't that called "gargling"? :p

Seriously, Bruce, you're on! As long as those are genuine bottles of Hank's water, and not some counterfeit Aquafina or Poland Spring stuff smuggled in.

:p
-Sean
 
Post Interview Live Stream

Hey Lock & Load,

I am planning on doing a special feature on South Louisiana Pool rooms and would like to know if I could interview the famous Lock & Load? At the World's Pool Room, Buffalo Billiards of course.

Ray
Ray, are you going to have JoeyA sweat the interview for us Fans! He could evaluate all of LnL's answers and moves.

Afterwards, Lock can put on a small exhibition with the Fatman to display his talent. I don't mind giving him a punching bag to showcase his skills. He doesn't have to show everything,just enough to satisfy the curious on AZ.

This way,he will get Big Action from all the skeptics, and I will have the satisfaction of getting beat by "the man".!!:thumbup:

Besides,it is a good way for me to accept JoeyA's invite to Buffalo Billiards!:D
 
Well, that just goes to show how much I play handicapped rotation pool. ;) Whenever hearing these handicaps, I always took "crush" to mean the breaks, but it actually means "out" (as in the rest of the sequence of balls).

Should've said "rainbow and the breaks" -- or as Hu correctly stated, "lemon crush" with the addition of the breaks.

I'll stick with 14.1 and one pocket, though. ;)

-Sean <-- aka "cinderb-lock" ;)

The 'crush' IS the 'break'.....
...if you give the ghost the 'crush', you might have to wait a long time
for the game to start.
...and if he DOES break, get the hell outta there....
...that place is haunted...:shocked2:
 
The 'crush' IS the 'break'.....
...if you give the ghost the 'crush', you might have to wait a long time
for the game to start.
...and if he DOES break, get the hell outta there....
...that place is haunted...:shocked2:

Now, see? That's the joke that both Hu and I were tacking on / riding the coattails of Bruce (measureman) for -- of giving the ghost the break is a joke in and of itself. (Hence my original "the ghost keeps standing me up" thing in post #30.)

And we went down that terminology road of "crush," "out," "breaks," only to arrive back at this original intent.

Ya's really know how to spoil a joke, Paul. Ayyy? :D
-Sean
 
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