Marketing Slogancontest, please help.

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rackmsuckr said:
Not so serious - I am surprised Smorgie didn't think of this one....

X2 - Gets you up better than Viagra! :p
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I'd have thought of it eventually, but I was busy having wild crazy monkey sex.
Doug
( before my wife came home and caught me...... again :-)
 
Xtreme Jump Cue - Your opponent can run, but he can't hide!

Xtreme Jump Cue - Giving "AIR-BALL" a new meaning!

Xtreme Jump Cue - Show off your vertical leap!

Xtreme Cues - Unlevel the playing field!

Xtreme Cues - School or be schooled!

Xtreme Cues - Make your opponents cry!

Xtreme Cues - Gain Weight – Instantly!

Xtreme Cues - Shark Repellent!

Xtreme Cues - Dominate The "Sport of Kings" With New Technology!
 
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You could put a label on it that looks like the movie ratings that says

"Rated XXX: For X-treme power, X-treme control, and X-treme engineering"

or something to that effect.
 
Safeties got you all tied up? Try the new X, jumper; it gets the CUE ball out.

Did you get put in jail? Try the Governor X; it will pardon you from places you cant get out of when you got locked up.

Well; are you going to do something, or just stand there and bleed?
 
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No more x-cuses for being defeated by a safety

Improve your game instantly. (nuff said)

Effortless jumpimp abililty to take your game to the next level.

(I just got one of the jump breakers and my game has gone up quite abit form the break perspective and the jumps are ridiculously easy now.)
 
Slogan

X2 - The newly engineered generation of Xtreme cues for precisely controlled breaking and jumping. The X2-Breaker (X2B) and the X2-Jumper (X2J).
 
As a child, I've always wanted X-ray vision. As an adult, I want my X Breaker! The explicit choice for billiards prowess.
 
Get ready for a breakthrough, the NEW XTREME JUMP CUE.
Xtreme Precision, Xtreme control, Xtreme confidence

or

Get your game out of the dumper, try the NEW X-JUMPER.:D

I prefer the first, but you never know!

Mike
 
Want to break like Chuck Norris? Too bad you're a mere mortal!

Get the next closest thing to a roundhouse kick to the rack... XBreaker.
 
X Jumper - your new key for getting out of jail!

X Jumper - It's like a get out of jail free card for the pool table!

Brian in VA
 
X2: It wasn't just a great movie... You can use one to play pool, too!

disclaimer: metal spikes will not shoot out of your hands like Wolverine upon breaking with this cue, but you will shatter the rack just like Wolverine shattered that dude to pieces...
 
"We Innovate" -more of a company slogan..

''Tip and ferrule above the rest"

"Technology simplified'

"We did the math for you"

"Rise above expectations"

"The X2 Jumper. It'll have you counting balls instead of sheep in no time"
 
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