Merry xmas gift

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indy1p

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Wanted to say merry christmas to all....as a gift i am gonna ship out a 2 dvd accu-stats bloopers and great shots to a random poster in this thread...ill pick one out 12/25 so give your best one liners or pictures... a laugh is always good rep wont hurt neither....happy holidays
 
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indy1p...Here's my personal favorite, that I use all the time... Know why you missed that shot?...'cause there's NO pocket there (pointing to the place on the rail where the ball hit)! It always gets a laugh! Happy Holidays!

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com

indy1p said:
Wanted to say merry christmas to all....as a gift i am gonna ship out a 2 dvd accu-stats bloopers and great shots to a random poster in this thread...ill pick one out 12/25 so give your best one liners or pictures... a laugh is always good rep wont hurt neither....happy holidays
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Also, when you make a harrigan, and your opponent says something smarty, I always reply, "They put six pockets on the table for a reason." Scott's post made me think of this. :)
 
League

I was at a freinds house the other day playing some stright pool. And his brother comes in and tells me a story about what happend on thier league the night before. He said a guy was drunk and stood up and said to him after he broke 8 ball ..... " There are 8 ****in pockets on this table, and you can't make a ****in ball! " LMAO
 
Is this Good??.....Say that to someone after you break a rack with about a 10% chance to runout and watch their face.....Priceless
 
We had a league team by the name of "Ranked By Length". Fortunately, I was the high-ranked player on the team.
 
How about a never-fail pickup line? Walk up to a woman and say: I may have a small penis, but I can lick your ovaries! LOL, works every time, lol!


Joe
 

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When you get in a ring game, look around for the sucker, if you don't see one, its you.
 
I played a guy some straight pool the other night...race to 300 for some cookies (you wouldn't understand).
 
When my opponent plays for three rail shape and "WHITEY" finds the corner pocket, I'll try to console him and say, nothing rolls like a ball.
 
I've had a good Christmas so fare even when I opened my work bonus check , I discover I was enrolled into the Jelly Of the Month Club.:eek:
 
hustling

What is the magic words we like to here our opponent say when we are gambling in pool? You just getting lucky. Remember the fish only get hooked because they let the bait get in it's way. Knowledge applied is power. Merry Christmas eveyone.:smile:
 
My friend ask me to teach him how to draw the cue ball. I set a ball in the side pocket, the cue ball in the middle of the table and another ball in the other side pocket. I say shoot at on of the balls and draw in back and pocket the other ball...
He try's it a couple of time and fails. I tell him to stand over one of the side pockets and ill shoot it and take some notes:grin-square:... Remind you that he is right across from me. I get down on the shot and i and i kind of used a little too much low and scooped the ball off the table and the cue ball hit him right in the family jewels:frown::sorry:... One of the funnest things ever, it hit him pretty good he was on the ground for about 10 minutes....

Well thats my funny story.... Happy Holidays...
 
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Too early for a clever response but........

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!!! to everyone.:smile:

I asked Santa for a better stroke. (pool stroke that is)

I hope we all enjoy the game even more in the coming year!!

God Bless,

Kevin
 
my mistress is green, has 6 holes, and loves to screw the hell out of me! ... my wife doesn't think its that funny, but i do!
 
I'd like to play here . . .

nice lookin' establishment . . .
 

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A strip club in my home town has a sign that says, "Come on in, we have 4 Beautiful Girls and 1 Ugly One". I wonder what the girls think.
 
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