Mika and Corey playing World Championship Strip Pool

No offense, but it seems to me that you are an attention grabbing, pool groupie. I mean, who makes a website about themself? It's obvious that you want everyone to know that you know a lot of pros. Big deal. What people seem to be disgusted by, is your constant fence hopping. When you cuss out people in one post and quote bible verses in the other, you don't gain much respect from people on this BB. JMO. Don't worry though, I hear BilliardsDigest needs members.
 
Splinterhands

I have a photo album with pictures of a bunch of friends. I don't care if anyone knows who I know because chances are y'all know them, too. Most of the people who go to that thing are from Columbus, Georgia anyway.
 
You know what... I'm told to just ignore the "old farts" so I'm going to do just that. I'm not going to let your negative energy impinge on me.
 
drivermaker said:
Give me a friggin' break...now she's quoting scripture. You remind me of a talking doll where you put your finger through a loop that's attached to her back and pull the string to get whatever you want. In your case, you're either programmed for religion or something related to assholes, asses, or filling a rectum with anal beads, your foot, your fist, a dildo, a zuchini, gatorade bottle, banana, cucumber, maibox post, or anything else that can be jammed up there...whether it's male OR female.

You mean to tell me THAT'S NOT DEGRADING? No...in your own little sordid mind...I guess not. It's completely normal and natural and you're just "havin' fun" talking about it here on "AZ After Dark".

Hey psycho....I'd rather have one of THESE dolls for $15.95 each to squeeze and quote scripture to me. At least they look like who they're supposed to...they are programmed with more words than you....and they're not lying hypocrites.

http://www.talkingbibledolls.com/listen.htm

They also have talking sex dolls for about $189...you can program them to say whatever you want, and they sound just like you. The positve aspect about them is you can have sex with them and not waste any money or have it bleed you of more after the initial $189.

OK....here we go...I just picked up my Marissa Doll and pulled the string on the back....let me hear what it has to say........(it knows how to post on the computer to....smart little thing)
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Drivermaker, this is your best post ever.
 
marissayi said:
You know what... I'm told to just ignore the "old farts" so I'm going to do just that. I'm not going to let your negative energy impinge on me.
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Who told you that....Mike Howerton? Did he also tell you that you've let too much time slip away from your last post about an ass swallowing an appendage, a gerbil, a squirrel, or the older style VW....get with it and post some juicy "POSITIVE ENERGY" that everyone craves.
 
watchez said:
Drivermaker, this is your best post ever.
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Thank you (taking bows to the right side of the stage)....thank you (taking bows to the left side of the stage)....thank you (taking bows to center stage) :D :D :D :cool:
 
Big friging deal. For $14.95 to see some slut strip down you got to be kidding. If I want to see porn I can see it for free on sites like the hun or ampland.
 
I'm not trying to pick on anybody, but it does kinda piss me off when there's a good discussion going on in a thread and Marissa jumps in, says something sexual, and then the thread goes off topic for like 6 pages. I'm not choosing sides but alot of good threads have been destroyed by one Marissa post. Just my .02.
 
Opie said:
but it does kinda piss me off when there's a good discussion going on in a thread and Marissa jumps in, says something sexual, and then the thread goes off topic for like 6 pages. I'm not choosing sides but alot of good threads have been destroyed by one Marissa post.
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Yeh Opie...but in MARISSALAND where Marissa resides along with her delusional mind...which is very similar to NEVERLAND and Michael Jacksons' equally warped way of thinking and perverted actions....everything is just normal and hunky-dorry. Everybody is just having a great time and enjoying tons of fun.

Also in Marrisaland, according to the head spokesperson, Marrissa.....the phones are ringing off the hook as we speak and have been all night as if it were a Jerry Lewis telethon wishing her well and to keep up the good work.

Word is out that Oprah called and even said, "YOU GO GIRL...".

Right after Oprah, Jerry Springer came on the phone next and wants her to do an ENTIRE WEEK of shows about ass banging in pool halls.

Then...(this is the good one) BENNY HINN called and wants her to go on tour with him preaching the LORD and learning the techiniques of placing the hands (in her case it'll be up the ass instead of on the head) and doing faith healings for all those people suffering from ailments. When BENNY lays his hands on a head, if you've ever watched it on TV, the person (victim) immediately passes out and falls over backwards. When Marissa does it they will also pass out and fall over backwards...but it'll be because they could never imagine something as large as what just went up their ass could ever be jammed up there.

Yes Opie...millions of emails have also come in, unfortunately we'll never see them or the well-wishers that wrote them won't post here on AZ. Why you ask....?? Because in Marissaland, what ever happens in Marissaland stays there in private behind the closed doors of the bedroom just like in Neverland. Would you like to go on a roller coaster ride outside??
 
So why the fuck dont you guys blame it on amc4 also? Marissa usually doesn't instigate the sex talk, she usually starts out with something fairly innocent until amc4 comes in and says "I wonder how many pool balls I can fit in your...." or something like that....

I think Drivermaker is the only one who isn't scared to call someone out and tell them whats what. The rest of you, you know you don't give a crap what Marissa says, you are just jealous because she won't answer your PM's asking for cybersex.
 
Can't help myself

Sweet Marissa said:
DM, how does joking or even talking about sex make me a lying hypocrite? So Aaron and I make fun of some crazy shit... I'm not really going to play with his ass with my shoe. What people do in the privacy of their homes is their business, but I don't think it should be broadcast for the world to see in the form of pornography. That exploitation is what is degrading and defiles the human body.

That is my opinion, and you're free to have one of your own, which I'm not going to shit on.
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I am not one to judge others but the need to question this disturbing thread has gotten the best of me.

One post quotes Holy Scripture. Now we have every Tom, Dick, Sally and Sue casting their (personal) opinions like it is okay to talk about smut around their grandmothers.

Pornography is a deep rooted social disease. It appears that some posters think it is funny to toss this truth around obviously not thinking of the many under age posters that engage this forum and are reading this crap.

Personally I am appauled because some of us are trying to make our sport image better.

This is one thread I wish I had nevered opened. By the way, where are the monitors of these forums when you need them?

I'm out of here...
 
Just end this thread.

Marissa, don't turn threads about pool into cheesy flirt crap.

Drivermaker, don't go nuts man, relax.

Now everyone kiss and make up.
 
I may as well jump in and PAT DM on the back. Check my post in the thread 'POLL' to see my opinion.

Hell I'm not even a board CELEB like DM is and i got a few PM's after my post, saying 'I'm so sick of Marissa's porn posts.

I don't jump on AMC about this shit for 3 reasons.
1. He put up with my drunkeness horrible pool playing at the Pro Challenge in Vegas after about 10-15 beer. (hopefully he doesn't remember, but i think i was the last person to play Jen Baretta on Saturday night.)
2. If Marissa is gonna keep posting all her flirty shit, someone should get to hammer her. My vote goes to Aaron.
3. If Marissa worshipped and admired me, I'd prolly try and get in her pants too.
 
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BTW Drivermaker, who hijacked this thread? You or Marissa? It started off about pool, lol, sorta. I got a question though.

I prolly won't pay to watch it, but, Mika and Cory didn't take it easy on the girls did they? It seems to me the Easier Mika and Cory played, the less I'd wanna watch it.
 
fxskater said:
He put up with my drunkeness horrible pool playing at the Pro Challenge in Vegas after about 10-15 beer. (hopefully he doesn't remember, but i think i was the last person to play Jen Baretta on Saturday night.)
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I asked him about you that day too... he had told you to come by and he would give you a free signed pic and I asked him (I think it was Sat) if you had been by yet & at that point you hadn't. Sat was my one night on the town so I wasn't there. Guess I'll have to wait til next yr to meet you...
 
fxskater said:
3. If Marissa worshipped and admired me, I'd prolly try and get in her pants too.
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He worships and admires me. He has a shrine where he hangs all our posts and PMs and shucks corn at my picture. And he'd never fit in my pants - I'm like a size two.
 
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