Jude Rosenstock said:I once played this Martian on his spaceship for $4 billion/rack 9-ball. After I won the first 4,273 games to put me up about $17 trillion, he asked to have the gravity turned-off, said it was hurting his form. I agreed since it had been about 4 days since my last miss but insisted that since I had never been in a zero-gravity room, we would obviously have to up the stakes to $100 billion/rack or play for the entire $17 trillion to 1,000 ahead. He won the first game which made me EXTREMELY nervous. I went to shoot the 9-ball and it just floated off the table, giving him ball-in-his-three-finger-hand. I bore down and proceeded to win the next 1,001 games. I made a ball on the break every time and proceeded to break my personal record (5 consecutive days without missing).
After I got back to Earth, I gave the President $9 Trillion of it to cover the national deficit (gotta throw someone a gapper) and bought myself a new coffee-maker.
If you guys don't believe me, you're in luck. We actually traveled in time for the match so it all happens in three years. You can come watch me LIVE. Oh and in case you wanted to know, the President I gave the money to was Clinton. No war, we all get healthcare and the US Constitution is actually referred to when passing legislation.
I played ray Charles once a race to 9 for 10,000. When i was up on him 8-0 he made me cut the lights out and then he beat me 9 in a row! LOL!!!