I feel like I'm reading a Fantastic Four comic book.
The Human Torch................."Flame On!" (All the personal attacks)
The Thing............................Mr. Wilson (having to throw all the "flamers" out with brute strength)
The Stretchy Guy (Richards, I think)..........(What some people around here think happens to the TRUTH around certain individuals with the IPT,...it kinda gets ssstttrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttccccchhhhedd a little. Kinda reminds me of the old line, "I'll tell you the truth ten different ways before I'd lie to you.")
The Invisible Girl..............(all the interested visitors, guests and lurkers that never post but are always there watching the IPT soap opera.)
Somebody please stop me before I subreference again!