My dream pool line:

[Luxury]

Imagine you have played 5 sets with a guy (Down 2 to 3) and you finally got him to raise the bet wayyyy up.

He is up 5-3 in a race to 9 and you say, "I admit it you are better than me."

He replies, "Then why is it you are smiling?"

You then drop the bomb, "Because I am not left handed."

 

[pooltableproCP]

...would your name be Inigo Montoya by chance? :wink:

 

[brandoncook26]

You've been watching far too much Pricess Bride sir.

 

[ddadams]

LOL...


I need to watch that. It's been a long time.

 

[One Pocket John]

Imagine you have played 5 sets with a guy (Down 2 to 3) and you finally got him to raise the bet wayyyy up.

He is up 5-3 in a race to 9 and you say, "I admit it you are better than me."

He replies, "Then why is it you are smiling?"

You then drop the bomb, "Because I am not left handed."

I would tell him to take his best shot, because after that I'm going to send him to the losers bracket

John

 

[MahnaMahna]

But............. I am left handed!!!!!

 

[Luxury]

But............. I am left handed!!!!!

That's the one I was waiting for.

 

[KCRack'em]

After I joined the Navy, I spent my free time playing on the 9-footers. One player would play me even left handed, including breaking left handed. He destroyed me right handed.
Against the other players, I fared vary well.
I'll never forget Larry.........

 

[PoolBum]

That's inconceivable!

 

[jmurphy]

That's inconceivable!

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

[jmurphy]

...would your name be Inigo Montoya by chance? :wink:

Why?
Did you kill his father and should prepare to die?

 

[Gogafem]

Not exactly a line, but I could add a line...
If I'm about to beat a player I really hate... Like if it's 9-1 for me and it's a race to 10 and I am on the last ball and it's a very easy one... I'd do a front flip and a victory dance hehe =P......

 

[Lock N Load]

But............. I am left handed!!!!!

Hey Mahna,
I am right handed, I will help you if you need help! Happy New Year to you and your family. I wondered where you where! I hope all is well with you!
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.

 

[Luxury]

Opponent tells you to call the coin toss before he flips for the break...

"Now a clever man...knows that the heads side of a penny is heavier and more likely to be tails so I should clearly choose tails. However you would have known that I am a clever man, you might have a double headed penny, so I can clearly know to choose heads..."

 

[jmurphy]

Opponent tells you to call the coin toss before he flips for the break...

"Now a clever man...knows that the heads side of a penny is heavier and more likely to be tails so I should clearly choose tails. However you would have known that I am a clever man, you might have a double headed penny, so I can clearly know to choose heads..."

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

 

[Bowmer]

I just want to know more about Mr. Murphy's avatar........................................................................................................................................

 

[CreeDo]

And then he drops the bomb "yeah but neither am I" and you act puzzled, because he's been shooting righty all along. Later, you learn he ODed and you think of him at christmas.

 

[evanlockhart]

And then he drops the bomb "yeah but neither am I" and you act puzzled, because he's been shooting righty all along. Later, you learn he ODed and you think of him at christmas.

Lol CreeDo, Reddit would love you.

 

[Luxury]

And then he drops the bomb "yeah but neither am I" and you act puzzled, because he's been shooting righty all along. Later, you learn he ODed and you think of him at christmas.

This is funny.

 

[nineballsafety8]

this line was actually used in what i consider the worst "pool movie" out there

cant say i recommend it for anyone that actually likes the game, but Shooting Gallery, with Freddy Prince Jr. and Ving Rhaymes has this exact circumstance as the final scene of the movie.