Need aiming system help!!!!!!!

btoneill

btoneill

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So, I started trying CTE for aiming. And it seems to be getting me in more trouble than before I started using it! I'm wondering if I'm doing it wrong? Or does it just not work? Here is what I do... I get in position and start by aiming right for the center. I slowly move to the edge. But I still miss quite often! I've been trying it for several weeks now, and my wife is getting madder and madder at me about the amount of urine I'm getting all over the toilet! What am I doing wrong?!?!?!?!

Any help with saving my marriage would be greatly appreciated!

Brian

PS: This is my 1,000th post and wanted to make it interesting! :)
 
btoneill said:
So, I started trying CTE for aiming. And it seems to be getting me in more trouble than before I started using it! I'm wondering if I'm doing it wrong? Or does it just not work? Here is what I do... I get in position and start by aiming right for the center. I slowly move to the edge. But I still miss quite often! I've been trying it for several weeks now, and my wife is getting madder and madder at me about the amount of urine I'm getting all over the toilet! What am I doing wrong?!?!?!?!

Any help with saving my marriage would be greatly appreciated!

Brian

PS: This is my 1,000th post and wanted to make it interesting! :)
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That's not CTE. Well, I guess it is in a literal sense but it's not the system. I would get Stan's DVD on www.justcueit.com
 
btoneill said:
So, I started trying CTE for aiming. And it seems to be getting me in more trouble than before I started using it! I'm wondering if I'm doing it wrong? Or does it just not work? Here is what I do... I get in position and start by aiming right for the center. I slowly move to the edge. But I still miss quite often! I've been trying it for several weeks now, and my wife is getting madder and madder at me about the amount of urine I'm getting all over the toilet! What am I doing wrong?!?!?!?!

Any help with saving my marriage would be greatly appreciated!

Brian

PS: This is my 1,000th post and wanted to make it interesting! :)
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lift the seat dummy!!!!!
 
Or

convince the wife that she needs to be more tolerant as you work thru this trying time. Remind her that you would do the same for her.

Just a suggestion.

Tell her you love her despite her insensitivity.
 
Just pop on some Depends...

It'll give you more "junk in the trunk" for your wifes viewing pleasure!:thumbup:
 
Dominant eye in the dominant position.........

btoneill said:
So, I started trying CTE for aiming. And it seems to be getting me in more trouble than before I started using it! I'm wondering if I'm doing it wrong? Or does it just not work? Here is what I do... I get in position and start by aiming right for the center. I slowly move to the edge. But I still miss quite often! I've been trying it for several weeks now, and my wife is getting madder and madder at me about the amount of urine I'm getting all over the toilet! What am I doing wrong?!?!?!?!

Any help with saving my marriage would be greatly appreciated!

Brian

PS: This is my 1,000th post and wanted to make it interesting! :)
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And you might want to try tilting your head a little............:groucho:
 
Neil said:
You also might want to try a low squirt shaft. A stiff shaft is no good at all for that aiming system. You want a "whippy" shaft, not a stiff one.
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Classic Neil.. By far the funniest response yet!
 
JoeyA said:
You knucklehead. That's not CTE. :D

You're talking about Perfect Aim but you still aren't doing it right.
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Next time I run into Gene I'll ask him for a personal demonstration! Maybe some up close and personal "lessons" will help! Met him briefly for the first time on Tuesday night at CR Billiards while he was practicing with Jesse Engel. He was even wearing a "Perfect Aim" shirt but never thought to ask him to help with this problem!

Brian
 
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