New Aiming System DVD

crawfish

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After all of this CTE stuff, I decided to put out a DVD on the new, improved version of TTBETE (Pronounced "TBetty") Top to Bottom, Edge to Edge). We'll show you how spin and overcompensation of "dog" will affect your shotmaking ability. You'll learn how (in a vacuum of course) the perfect stroke can be achieved almost overnight! You'll be guaranteed to win the US Open if you perfect the system. (If you don't perfect the stroke, the warranty is void).

So, throw away all of the gimmicks. Here is a system that really takes into account: pressure, sweaty hands, elbow drop, weight of the balls opposed to those you use at home, nervous tension causing you to jump into the Diamond Light above, and many many more things that are holding you back from playing Johnny a set for a grand.

We'll go over things like nervous head movement, listening to the crowd when it counts, personal motivation, stance, table height and how it affects the "knee turn" during long sessions, that "extra movement after the shot that is completely useless, and so much more.

Hey, and before you start. You don't knock mine, and I won't knock yours. There's enough out there for us all.


$69.95 for the DVD.
 
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This is great, I have often wondered how hard top to bottom aiming was. Please send me 2.
 
This is great, I have often wondered how hard top to bottom aiming was. Please send me 2.

Sorry, we'll go into production when we sell the first 500. As God is my witness, I'd put out a DVD with all kinds of info that might be useful or might be totally useless if I could sell 500.
 
Craw don't give away all the secrets man. Please don't include the bonus content "Kicking like Efren".

Oh and btw 50-39 our guy.
 
You mean there is a system that will help me RELIABLY dog shots when I know they count? Because right now I'm only 40% at best to rattle the 8 or 9 when I get slightly out of line. I would love to increase that number, but I'm skeptical. Do you cover the best way to smack the stick on the floor without popping off the tip, fumbling your own ATM password, and ball chafe?
 
You mean there is a system that will help me RELIABLY dog shots when I know they count? Because right now I'm only 40% at best to rattle the 8 or 9 when I get slightly out of line. I would love to increase that number, but I'm skeptical. Do you cover the best way to smack the stick on the floor without popping off the tip, fumbling your own ATM password, and ball chafe?

Abso-fu#$ing-lutely.

If you kick in the $22 extra dollars for shipping, I'll throw in the "How to Fu#$ Up When There's No Fu#$up There" CD to listen to in the car.

But, remember this. All of our aiming systems are conducted in a vacuum, with no outside interference, and conducted by a robot with no emotion, and no feeling of any kind. So, you know it's accurate. Of course, this won't help you for shit when it's 8-8, going to 9, and you're on the six straight in and it's "way up in your neck."

But, never fear, I'll cover that too. It's in the "How alcohol affects your game" chapter.

You'll learn how to: Run your a$$ off at the right time, when to look for a gun (For the NY crowd, your welcome), when you do dog it-how to judge whether to throw your cue like a spear or stab your opponent...

Ohhh, there's so much info you'll love and laugh at. You'll be the better player, GUARANTEED.
 
I was kinda lookin' for some help with my sharking. I watched Earl at the US Open and he seems to be doing the same thing I am. Everytime I start to mumble after a roll I don't affect the OP enough for it to sway the set. Does the dvd get into that?
 
I was kinda lookin' for some help with my sharking. I watched Earl at the US Open and he seems to be doing the same thing I am. Everytime I start to mumble after a roll I don't affect the OP enough for it to sway the set. Does the dvd get into that?

I'm actually doing that chapter for $Free.99 to help Craw out. I go into doing way better sharking moves than a little mumble. I'll teach you to talk to your opponent every time they leave the table. Always should be sure to tell them they have been missing that shot all day. Make sure you let them know where they went wrong each and every time. I'll show you the proper way to stand in there peripheral vision and to sway your stick back and forth to get attention. I will also go into the proper way to interrupt your opponent when down on a tough shot. For any serious player it's a must you stand up and make sure they are hooked, you do this by standing in front of the shooter, count to ten in your head, and then walk away. I'll teach when the appropriate time to get someone to watch the hit. How to run out with style and taunt your opponent the entire time.

I got so much info in psychological warfare for you guys I cant wait until production starts.
 
I was kinda lookin' for some help with my sharking. I watched Earl at the US Open and he seems to be doing the same thing I am. Everytime I start to mumble after a roll I don't affect the OP enough for it to sway the set. Does the dvd get into that?

Are you kidding? NOONE harrasses a player better than the Craw. And if I can't help you, I'll show some of the advice straight from a fella that beat Earl in Raleigh and made him quit in the middle of the set. How's that for help?
 
Since you're givin' it away I'll let you in on one of my best moves. When it's 4-4 in a set to 7, pull out your copy of "Pool Wars" and start reading it. Make sure you chuckle between the OP's shots to avoid distracting them. It usually takes about 15 minutes before they confront you and then they're toast.

Comeback quips..."What, I'm not doing anything?! Relax!", or "What, you mean you haven't read it yet? It's really good! I'd loan mine to you, but Jay made me promise not to". It's better than mumbling because you don't have to have a bad roll to use it.
 
If you kick in the $22 extra dollars for shipping, I'll throw in the "How to Fu#$ Up When There's No Fu#$up There" CD to listen to in the car.

This is an area I have indeed mastered. Took years to perfect in fact. This is in the skill set fo sho.
 
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