'NEW'...."The RackZAPPER"

[garczar]

Hold on to your thirty-dollar chalk poolfans, its the 'RackZAPPER'. Utilizing a cutting-edge fusion of sensor technologies combined with the attention getting power of a stun gun. The 'Zapper' as we call it in the lab is designed so you will never have a bad rack again. It uses military grade GPS, inertial navigation and ring-laser gyroscopes to bring NEVER before seen accuracy to the good 'ol poolrack. Also sensors in the rack measure, wait for it, the COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION of the balls so you'll never get a bad rack again. Last but surely not least is a 'stunner' if i may say so. If a player is so dense that they still get bad racks the Zapper's built in stun gun will ZAP you back to reality forcing you to just let the Zapper do its job. This makes the Sardo look like the dark-age pos it truly was. Price you ask?? Probably no more than your basic pos WalMart Asian import cue. Delivery date is projected to be around APRIL 1st.

 

[decent dennis]

Where do we sign up?

 

[David in FL]

But wait, there's more!

 

[klikr]

wow, crazy hilarious outrageous funny
you bored or something? 'nother 2mins of my life wasted with NPR level nothingness

 

[gregcantrall]

Ingenious! Hope it's not a numnuts patent.

 

[Texas Carom Club]

cough-coefficient-cough

 

[garczar]

wow, crazy hilarious outrageous funny
you bored or something? 'nother 2mins of my life wasted with NPR level nothingness

HUH??? Don't you know that the true path to enlightened pool can only be found through the use of hi-tech, cutting edge electonic appliances??? You live under rock??? Don't you keep up to date on AZ members who daily push the envelope??? Get with it man!!

 

[garczar]

But wait, there's more!

Exactly. I wish Joe Popeil could have delivered this like a state fair huckster. Where's that 'ChamWow' dudes number??

 

[Texas Carom Club]

first digi cue
now digi ball

next digi smart pockets with digi dust readers

then smart cloth

smart points in your cue to detect factometers in the stroking

 

[garczar]

first digi cue
now digi ball

next digi smart pockets with digi dust readers

then smart cloth

smart points in your cue to detect factometers in the stroking

don't forget digichalk. on-board processor beeps when you have the right amount applied to tip. my techno-elves are hard at work on one but they keep sneezing too much. just another techno hurdle.

 

[Texas Carom Club]

don't forget digichalk. on-board processor beeps when you have the right amount applied to tip. my techno-elves are hard at work on one but they keep sneezing too much. just another techno hurdle.

im toiling away with smart maple cores

 

[alphadog]

Ignorance is bliss.

 

[gregcantrall]

Don't you keep up to date on AZ members who daily push the envelope??? Get with it man!!

You Got Me! Made me look to the front door to see if there was an envelope slid under the door. Whew :wipesbrow: Nothing there.

 

[Texas Carom Club]

Digi Smart coefficient next

 

[InsertCleverNameHere]

Hold on to your thirty-dollar chalk poolfans, its the 'RackZAPPER'. Utilizing a cutting-edge fusion of sensor technologies combined with the attention getting power of a stun gun. The 'Zapper' as we call it in the lab is designed so you will never have a bad rack again. It uses military grade GPS, inertial navigation and ring-laser gyroscopes to bring NEVER before seen accuracy to the good 'ol poolrack. Also sensors in the rack measure, wait for it, the COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION of the balls so you'll never get a bad rack again. Last but surely not least is a 'stunner' if i may so. If a player is so dense that they still get bad racks the Zapper's built in stun gun will ZAP you back to reality forcing you to just let the Zapper do its job. This makes the Sardo look like the dark-age pos it truly was. Price you ask?? Probably no more than your basic pos WalMart Asian import cue. Delivery date is projected to be around APRIL 1st.

damn, probably already sold out

 

[JusticeNJ]

Didn't you folks hear that fun was banned on these forums a long time ago

(I'm still going to buy a Digiball though)

 

[gregcantrall]

Santa will bring one. I'm sure!

 

[garczar]

wow, crazy hilarious outrageous funny
you bored or something? 'nother 2mins of my life wasted with NPR level nothingness

'Nothingness'?????? Bite your tongue heathen, that little bit of comedic mastery gives Shakespeare's drivel the 5ball, the ORANGE 5ball at that.

 

[garczar]

Ingenious! Hope it's not a numnuts patent.

I was thinking of asking him to write the owner's manual but then in the nick of time the acid wore off and i came to my senses. Dodged a major bullet right there.

 

[garczar]

Ignorance is bliss.

Must make you the happiest camper in town then.