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'NEW'...."The RackZAPPER"
- Thread starter garczar
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Dude, that's so Square!!
I have a good friend who has a work allergy and he tells me I'm selling my soul.Dude, that's so Square!!
Ha, jokes on him and anyone dumb enough to pay for any part of me. I'm taking the money!
Hopefully a poolroom raffles one off.Hold on to your thirty-dollar chalk poolfans, its the 'RackZAPPER'. Utilizing a cutting-edge fusion of sensor technologies combined with the attention getting power of a stun gun. The 'Zapper' as we call it in the lab is designed so you will never have a bad rack again. It uses military grade GPS, inertial navigation and ring-laser gyroscopes to bring NEVER before seen accuracy to the good 'ol poolrack. Also sensors in the rack measure, wait for it, the COEFFICIENT OF FRICTION of the balls so you'll never get a bad rack again. Last but surely not least is a 'stunner' if i may say so. If a player is so dense that they still get bad racks the Zapper's built in stun gun will ZAP you back to reality forcing you to just let the Zapper do its job. This makes the Sardo look like the dark-age pos it truly was. Price you ask?? Probably no more than your basic pos WalMart Asian import cue. Delivery date is projected to be around APRIL 1st.
They're trying to add this to virtual football but it's a few generations off...
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It's already here, I think, if we watch enough football on TV.
Yes. Order now and you'll receive a second rackZAPPER absolutely free (just pay an additional $675 shipping and handling fee)!But wait, there's more!
I don't watch any football but I can see the threat of repeated psychological trauma.
BTW, be on the lookout for our next project, the 'LightningRod', a state-of-the-art full carbon cue with all the goodies used in the RackZapper. Talk about a show-stopper, this cue's cattle-prod inspired buzzer 'alerts' you to any and all flaws in your gitty up. Not recommended for those with pacemakers.
Only one insecure in this thread is you pal.Wow, someone really has an insecurity problem. Even in high school I didn’t see comments like this lol.
No matter.
Any publicity is good publicity! Carry on
That takes me off of the wish list!Not recommended for those with pacemakers.
An auto-defib option is in the works.
Let's not gloss over the fact that they also ran into a great big hassle. Not for nothing, but I also hear that they're still running today. (If it wasn't stuck in your head before, it will be now lol)Take it and Run!!
Go on. Steve Miller said it's Okay!!
What happens when you rob a man's castle.