Newsflash: yapping dog finally gets off porch, barely wins over traveling case maker. -2014

I wonder if Lou got offended with the idea of riding the dog to John’s turf.
 

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No.

What you are now seeing is just a small, small fraction of the boatload of crap you have to deal with when it comes to anything to do with John. Life is too short.

Lou Figueroa
Lol, more "stories". Why don't you tell us all your old yarns, again.
 
Money isn't everything.

A while back a reporter asked a friend of Brad Pitt's if there was any chance of him getting back together with Angelina Jolie and the guy responded with words to the effect: No. Brad has been to the circus and doesn't want to go back again.

Lou Figueroa
You're right money isn't everything. You have no money and no integrity. What's left? Stories, that's what you have.

And your favorite is the time it took you a decade to say yes to a game you insinuate was a lock but which you ducked until you were pulled into it by a fellow liar.
 
I could think of 30k reasons why 💰
At our age, most of us have all the money we need. It's kinda like the foursome you've been playing with for the last forty years. They're your real friends. If one can't play, you don't fill his spot, but you can talk shit about him behind his back. The point is, life is just too short to piss it away on people you don't really like. Long, long time ago, every time I played a guy I didn't like, I felt like I had to go home and wash the stink off. You know what I mean?
 
Not so long ago I had an open challenge for a rematch posted on this forum for months, which you ignored:


Over the course for the next several months you slung so much baloney, pretty much like you're doing now, I told you fergetaboutit: you will never get played by me again. That is all by your own hand and even Mike stepped in to warn you about all your false accusations:



As to lying, you give me the rainbow in that department. Here is just a very small sampling of how much crap you sling around, lying your ass off:


At the venue you not only refused to double the bet, you refused to take a single, solitary side bet and didn't even end up covering Gail's $500 a game side bet.

Lastly, John, you should be more careful who you accuse of issuing racist comments, having recently called me a, "brown-skinned flunky."

Lou Figueroa
Are you brown skinned? Yes you are. Are you a flunky? Yes you are.

Did you take on that role voluntarily to work for a racist who called my wife a $3 Chinese whore? Yes you did. I said that to him you are probably a brown-skinned flunky, i.e. a pissant who will do his bidding.

But you know what, you're absolutely right that your skin color shouldn't have been mentioned. I can't know if your racist boss saw you in any racial way. Maybe he just recognized that the content of your character being perfect to lie for him made you the best person for the job. And, frankly you did an awesome job holding up your end as the "public relations" man for a bonafide racist.

Good job. My sincere apologies for thinking that he chose you for your skin color. I plead confusion since he told me that my wife looks like the $3 whores he claims to have bought in China. I am sure that getting a brown-skinned "storyteller" for free was not in any way tied to your skin color. He needed a professional liar and you are among the best.

Regarding the thread with the bets.... I also stated very clearly that all bets were off because of the fact that threads were getting closed among other bullshit. You and your cohorts played so many games behind the scenes that I had had enough.

Let's be super clear since you didn't bother to post the evidence....I offered to double the bet with you directly when we were both at Derby in January.

You claimed, without proof. That you had a bunch of people willing to back you and I said then double the bet and post it all at Derby. Six weeks before the match.

Do you deny it? Please please please please deny it.
 
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At our age, most of us have all the money we need. It's kinda like the foursome you've been playing with for the last forty years. They're your real friends. If one can't play, you don't fill his spot, but you can talk shit about him behind his back. The point is, life is just too short to piss it away on people you don't really like. Long, long time ago, every time I played a guy I didn't like, I felt like I had to go home and wash the stink off. You know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean. Lou, however, is flat out lying to you. But enjoy them because his lies are very well written.
 
WOW. This is awesome.
Don't know if i can pop enuff popcorn to sweat this drama. ;)
It's not worth the popcorn. More bullshit.

I didn't even get to this crybaby's rant about threatening not to play if the match wasn't ppv and he didn't get a cut.
 
Not so long ago I had an open challenge for a rematch posted on this forum for months, which you ignored:


Over the course for the next several months you slung so much baloney, pretty much like you're doing now, I told you fergetaboutit: you will never get played by me again. That is all by your own hand and even Mike stepped in to warn you about all your false accusations:



As to lying, you give me the rainbow in that department. Here is just a very small sampling of how much crap you sling around, lying your ass off:


At the venue you not only refused to double the bet, you refused to take a single, solitary side bet and didn't even end up covering Gail's $500 a game side bet.

Lastly, John, you should be more careful who you accuse of issuing racist comments, having recently called me a, "brown-skinned flunky."

Lou Figueroa
So against my better judgement you're off ignore.

You were told a ton of times what the game is. 30k OKC t ten ahead.

If I didn't respond to your bs it's because I didn't see it. Everyone here is clear that I would have absolutely responded to the bs you posted.

You are such a piece of garbage you can't even acknowledge how all this started. It started with you being an ahole bully on rsb. It continued with you being an ahole bully on azb.

I stood up to you 24 years ago and every year since then.

I hope you leave this planet before I do so that I can hold a party to thank the universe for that small mitzvah. That's what you called it when you decided to bully Freddy Bentivegna. So I sincerely hope that Freddy gets to torture you daily in one pocket for as long as he wants to when you join him on the other side.

My hatred for you is massive. To me you represent absolutely everything that is wrong with pool. A pompous sick and slick liar who thinks he is better than everyone else because you can write well. You always embellish your stories and when called on the details you always have an excuse ready.

I am not the only one who has had these issues with you. There was a time thought when I read your stories eagerly because you're a good writer and you can write entertainingly.

But after I saw how you would twist the facts and bully others I understand that you only wanted an audience to applaud your fiction.

After the first time you sought me out to apologize for your behavior and then reneged on your promise to be cool I should have left you alone then. But I can't stand bullies.

Anyway, this is more of the same bullshit. You know in your heart what the truth is.

I could reveal the shit you said in private but I won't. Already gave you enough airtime.

Your "offer" was only not responded to because you were on ignore. I wish I had the willpower to continue ignoring you. With any luck you will cease to exist before I do and I won't have to ever interact with you again.

As for the "lousy" 10k. Yeah it so lousy that you gloated about the idea that you took all of our profits for the super billard expo based on your "back of napkin" calculations. Fact is that it wasn't pleasant to lose that much on a pool match but as I told you it was indeed well spent as a marketing exercise.

Even now you continue to pay me off by bringing it up. That logo and link below means that I will certainly get some sales based on your need to feel relevant for a "lousy 10k" match that happened almost 9 years ago.

So keep selling cases for me. I would much rather you do it this way than if you were my shilling flunky.
 
At our age, most of us have all the money we need. It's kinda like the foursome you've been playing with for the last forty years. They're your real friends. If one can't play, you don't fill his spot, but you can talk shit about him behind his back. The point is, life is just too short to piss it away on people you don't really like. Long, long time ago, every time I played a guy I didn't like, I felt like I had to go home and wash the stink off. You know what I mean?
Nope don’t know what you mean. Lou is a self confessed lifetime gambler. He has so called friends with deep pockets that put him in the first match. They should be running, not walking, to any pool hall JB wants to play at. It’s what gamblers do.
 
There is no derogatory in that post AND fish head soup is a dish all kinds of nationalities enjoy.

I had a good one in Jamacia similar to this one:


Lou Figueroa
Why not just play him. Gamble there mr. Lou. I think you are afraid to play him, clearly you are!
post up!
or shut up!
 
Lol, more "stories". Why don't you tell us all your old yarns, again.

OK.

Here's another:

John, you are so prolific when it comes to this stuff, I can go on busting your chops all day long.

Lou Figueroa
 
You're right money isn't everything. You have no money and no integrity. What's left? Stories, that's what you have.

And your favorite is the time it took you a decade to say yes to a game you insinuate was a lock but which you ducked until you were pulled into it by a fellow liar.

Yeah, you're right.

No dough. Just booked a few weeks this coming year flying first class to spend a couple of weeks in Rome, Athens, Sicily, and then a favorite Greek island for another week. Spending three weeks at a beach side resort in Puerto Vallarta on another trip. Another week in California to visit family and tour champagne and wine country. And then maybe a trip to Mexico City for a week. Will probably try and slip in a few tournaments like the US One Pocket Open, maybe even play.

No money, perhaps, but way more integrity than you with your go-off for $50,000* that you could not pay off,* in a sweaty little garage : -)

Lou Figueroa
 
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It's not worth the popcorn. More bullshit.

I didn't even get to this crybaby's rant about threatening not to play if the match wasn't ppv and he didn't get a cut.

As I have told you, many times, but you are too dense to get a clue: I was jacking with you all the while and you took the bait: the hook, the line, and the sinker, lol.

Lou Figueroa
 
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