Nick's Magic Cue

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JimBo said:
So you're saying your 10 and 13 packs are on a bar box???

Jim <---Still trying to uncover the facts.
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Don't ask me! If you need his phone number I am sure you can get it and no I ran those racks in Randy Whites Poolroom in Miltin Florida on a Brunswick 9 x 4 1/2 with tight ass pockets! And I did it easy as I tourmented the guy that was racking for me I mean trying to rack the balls so I couldn't even make a ball telling me the whole time put the 2 in the back and put the spotts together and physics dictates the odds being highly improbable for a short stop to get out and right about the I would say O K show me that unrunable rack again and when I got to around 9 or 10 he much like you bunch of nuts was livid! John and Randy were impressed I have a feeling. So sorry you will never understand why someone can play so good and not even try while you can just keep chopping wood and wishing for another day!
It started like this I ran 5 racks and out in a race to 9. When I told the guy I was playing I just ran five racks he said no short stop can run five racks and the first rack didn't count because he broke and I was a short stop!
I said really well you just stand there and hold that rack because we are going to play one more set and you are not going to get a shot. This got Randy and Johns attention because they were two tables over and John was giving Randy lessons. Then I announced that I was telling him that I was not talking about letting him even see a ball if I shot a hook. I was going to run 9 and out! Then I did just that laughing at him the whole time.
By the time I got to the eight ball on th eight rack he just said I give you the set! I said GGee thanks alot and shot the eight straight into the rail just to bust his ass. He said what are you doing do you realize what you just did? I told him I didn't really care. That is when John and Randy asked me if I was ever a profeessional player.
When I first stated posting here nobody ever heard of me and thought I was a fool when it came to nice cues then everyone realized well maybe they were wrong. Now some of the same people seem to think the same all over again. I said then and I say it now.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU NEED TO ASK SOMEBODY also I grow tierd of this bunch of nay sayers and would compare you to old women to old to do anything but sit around gossiping and farting!
With that ladies and that is what I will call you from now on when you talk smack I say good day to you!
Nick
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Like I said ask someone else I have told you who to ask and I hope he says none of your business and why are you writing a book and charges for the info!
And when it comes to this game you all should play a little more and type a little less!
 
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you know the headache you get when you eat an ice cream cone too fast?


got the same feeling reading this post.



chris G
 
nick serdula said:
Don't ask me! If you need his phone number I am sure you can get it and no I ran those racks in Randy Whites Poolroom in Miltin Florida on a Brunswick 9 x 4 1/2 with tight ass pockets! And I did it easy as I tourmented the guy that was racking for me I mean trying to rack the balls so I couldn't even make a ball telling me the whole time put the 2 in the back and put the spotts together and physics dictates the odds being highly improbable for a short stop to get out and right about the I would say O K show me that unrunable rack again and when I got to around 9 or 10 he much like you bunch of nuts was livid! John and Randy were impressed I have a feeling. So sorry you will never understand why someone can play so good and not even try while you can just keep chopping wood and wishing for another day!
It started like this I ran 5 racks and out in a race to 3. When I told the guy I was playing I just ran five racks he said no short stop can run five racks and the first rack didn't count because he broke and I was a short stop!
I said really well you just stand there and hold that rack because we are going to play one more set and you are not going to get a shot. This got Randy and Johns attention because they were two tables over and John was giving Randy lessons. Then I announced that I was telling him that I was not talking about letting him even see a ball if I shot a hook. I was going to run 9 and out! Then I did just that laughing at him the whole time.
By the time I got to the eight ball on th eight rack he just said I give you the set! I said GGee thanks alot and shot the eight straight into the rail just to bust his ass. He said what are you doing do you realize what you just did? I told him I didn't really care. That is when John and Randy asked me if I was ever a profeessional player.
When I first stated posting here nobody ever heard of me and thought I was a fool when it came to nice cues then everyone realized well maybe they were wrong. Now some of the same people seem to think the same all over again. I said then and I say it now.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU NEED TO ASK SOMEBODY also I grow tierd of this bunch of nay sayers and would compare you to old women to old to do anything but sit around gossiping and farting!
With that ladies and that is what I will call you from now on when you talk smack I say good day to you!
Nick
Also
Like I said ask someone else I have told you who to ask and I hope he says none of your business and why are you writing a book and charges for the info!
And when it comes to this game you all should play a little more and type a little less!
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What color is the sky in your world???

Jim
 
nick serdula said:
Don't ask me! If you need his phone number I am sure you can get it and no I ran those racks in Randy Whites Poolroom in Miltin Florida on a Brunswick 9 x 4 1/2 with tight ass pockets! And I did it easy as I tourmented the guy that was racking for me I mean trying to rack the balls so I couldn't even make a ball telling me the whole time put the 2 in the back and put the spotts together and physics dictates the odds being highly improbable for a short stop to get out and right about the I would say O K show me that unrunable rack again and when I got to around 9 or 10 he much like you bunch of nuts was livid! John and Randy were impressed I have a feeling. So sorry you will never understand why someone can play so good and not even try while you can just keep chopping wood and wishing for another day!
It started like this I ran 5 racks and out in a race to 3. When I told the guy I was playing I just ran five racks he said no short stop can run five racks and the first rack didn't count because he broke and I was a short stop!
I said really well you just stand there and hold that rack because we are going to play one more set and you are not going to get a shot. This got Randy and Johns attention because they were two tables over and John was giving Randy lessons. Then I announced that I was telling him that I was not talking about letting him even see a ball if I shot a hook. I was going to run 9 and out! Then I did just that laughing at him the whole time.
By the time I got to the eight ball on th eight rack he just said I give you the set! I said GGee thanks alot and shot the eight straight into the rail just to bust his ass. He said what are you doing do you realize what you just did? I told him I didn't really care. That is when John and Randy asked me if I was ever a profeessional player.
When I first stated posting here nobody ever heard of me and thought I was a fool when it came to nice cues then everyone realized well maybe they were wrong. Now some of the same people seem to think the same all over again. I said then and I say it now.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOU NEED TO ASK SOMEBODY also I grow tierd of this bunch of nay sayers and would compare you to old women to old to do anything but sit around gossiping and farting!
With that ladies and that is what I will call you from now on when you talk smack I say good day to you!
Nick
Also
Like I said ask someone else I have told you who to ask and I hope he says none of your business and why are you writing a book and charges for the info!
And when it comes to this game you all should play a little more and type a little less!
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I feel dumber for having read this.
 
nick serdula said:
I ran 5 racks and out in a race to 3...
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Beautiful. Abso-frickin'-lutely Beautiful.

Isn't a race to 3 .... oh forget it.

Fred <~~~ wonders if you can roll it over to the next week's match
 
I'm sorry but all I can think about is how great it would be to sit around farting and gossipping all day.

Paul <-- already halfway there
 
Nick-
Really. You should quit while you are way, WAY behind. I mean, really. Before this whole charade about your magical new Mike Cochran cue, I was under the impression that you were a respectable and decent individual. And you still maywell be those things but you have certainly added delusional, not too bright, and quite possible crazy to that list.

I mean, surely you had to know that someone was going to question the "I ran five and out in a race to 3" comment. Right? :confused:

Please, for your sake buddy. Maybe you should sit the next couple of plays out.
-Brian
 
OOpsie Ladies!

Apopogies Ladies when i got off work at 2 in the morning last night, I am a teamster, 3 and 8 looked alot alike and LADIES it was eight not three and like I said if yyou don't have the consideration to call someone and ask you are just showing just how big your old ladie butts are!
Thanks for catching the mistake LADIES!
Nick under a blue sky! And oviously when it comes to this game where your mind end mine beguins so keep hating on me Ladies! It changes nothing some call me great one I call you ladies and player hater things at that !
Nick :)
One other thing I have no more time for and do not have conversations with player haten LADIES so see ya and if you ever do talk to John when he tells you what he saw I am sure you will never act as you heard anything at all. Will you post how you might have been wrong? I am sorry I have been foolish enough to post the truth! Fools luagh at the truth and I didn't expect anytjing like that here. I was warned I did not listen so maybe I am the bigger fool.
Nick:(
 
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nick serdula said:
Apopogies Ladies when i got off work at 2 in the morning last night, I am a teamster, 3 and 8 looked alot alike and LADIES it was eight not three and like I said if yyou don't have the consideration to call someone and ask you are just showing just how big your old ladie butts are!
Thanks for catching the mistake LADIES!
Nick under a blue sky! And oviously when it comes to this game where your mind end mine beguins so keep hating on me Ladies! It changes nothing some call me great one I call you ladies and player hater things at that !
Nick :)
One other thing I have no more time for and do not have conversations with player haten LADIES so see ya and if you ever do talk to John when he tells you what he saw I am sure you will never act as you heard anything at all. Will you post how you might have been wrong? I am sorry I have been foolish enough to post the truth! Fools luagh at the truth and I didn't expext anytjing like that here. I was warned I did not listen so maybe I am the bigger fool.
Nick:(
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I don't really know what it is that you are trying to say in the rest of this post. All I know is that usually no matter how tired I am, the '3' is NEVER sandwiched between the '7' and the '9' on any keyboard I have ever typed on.

And, for the record, you may have run eleventybillion racks but you definitely hold the record for using the word 'Ladies' more times in a span of 6 ridiculously mundane sentences than any other human being on record.

Way to go Nick!!!
 
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WTF are you talking about!

pharaoh68 said:
Nick-
Really. You should quit while you are way, WAY behind. I mean, really. Before this whole charade about your magical new Mike Cochran cue, I was under the impression that you were a respectable and decent individual. And you still maywell be those things but you have certainly added delusional, not too bright, and quite possible crazy to that list.

I mean, surely you had to know that someone was going to question the "I ran five and out in a race to 3" comment. Right? :confused:

Please, for your sake buddy. Maybe you should sit the next couple of plays out.
-Brian
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I never started this thread and Jimbo is a putz. And you are all women in my book and you should have called John and asked what he saw. But your turnip seed brains would probably explode wounder how someone not even trying can run 13 racks! You are a FOOL and you are not the only fool here. You tell me things that are made up in your minds and I say facts! Is this the circus becuase there sure are a few clowns here!
Both races were to 9. Aoplogies for my mis keying!
Later Clown!
Nick

Just one other thing. Where was my mind yester day? Well JP and John Marshall and panhdlce might know. I made a pile selling UPS stock and if they bought UPS when I suggested they are smiling big too! And that is why I have little time for pool!
 
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nick serdula said:
Apopogies Ladies when i got off work at 2 in the morning last night, I am a teamster, 3 and 8 looked alot alike and LADIES it was eight not three
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Oh. I get it. It was a race to 8.


nick serdula said:
Both races were to 9.
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Wait. Now I'm really confused! :confused:


nick serdula said:
I never started this thread and Jimbo is a putz. And you are all women in my book and you should have called John and asked what he saw.
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"...and I can run a bajillion racks and lots of people have seen me do it and my Mike Cochran cue has magical powers and believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and my dog talks to me and....."

nick serdula said:
Just one other thing. Where was my mind yester day? Well JP and John Marshall and panhdlce might know. I made a pile selling UPS stock and if they bought UPS when I suggested they are smiling big too! And that is why I have little time for pool!
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Huh? What the hell is this in reference to?

I'm so torn right now. Part of me can't wait to see how you respond because of the gut-wrenching laughter that ensues, and another part of me truly feels a little guilty because arguing with you is like playing hide and seek with a blind man! Its just not fair and its almost cruel... but it sure as hell is funny!
 
Laugh Fool

pharaoh68 said:
Oh. I get it. It was a race to 8.




Wait. Now I'm really confused! :confused:




"...and I can run a bajillion racks and lots of people have seen me do it and my Mike Cochran cue has magical powers and believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and my dog talks to me and....."



Huh? What the hell is this in reference to?

I'm so torn right now. Part of me can't wait to see how you respond because of the gut-wrenching laughter that ensues, and another part of me truly feels a little guilty because arguing with you is like playing hide and seek with a blind man! Its just not fair and its almost cruel... but it sure as hell is funny!
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I will keep making money you laugh we both will be happy but you live in a fools paradise! I on the other hand am a happy idiot. Just like the man said before I dusted his game off the table and you probably have no game I mean Lame.
Bogie and Scott how you got in thje I will never know but you are great!
Both races to Nine! and Jimbo is still a putz. Good taiste in cues though. Any one call John yet? Or Randy White? Until you do I am through here!
Nick :):):):)And I like this cue Better every day! And I laugh in your general direction.



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When you see it I will be holding it come over and say hay! I might thank you for all the attention or look in one ear and wounder why I don't see light coming from the other side of your head! No hard feelings but you are a clown!
Nick
 
Is anyone else reminded of the frenchman from monty python and the holy grail? His english may not be great, and you may not understand the insults, but he's happy with them. plus you should watch for falling cows.
 
nick serdula said:
I will keep making money you laugh we both will be happy but you live in a fools paradise! I on the other hand am a happy idiot. Just like the man said before I dusted his game off the table and you probably have no game I mean Lame.
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Well, if ignorance is bliss than these are the truest words I have ever read before, anywhere!!! It never ceases to amaze me when idiots spew words of sheer stupidity and actually think they have outsmarted the rest of us! Keep up the good work Nick. I'm sure you are making someone proud somewhere!
 
nick serdula said:
I will keep making money you laugh we both will be happy but you live in a fools paradise! I on the other hand am a happy idiot. Just like the man said before I dusted his game off the table and you probably have no game I mean Lame.
Bogie and Scott how you got in thje I will never know but you are great!
Both races to Nine! and Jimbo is still a putz. Good taiste in cues though. Any one call John yet? Or Randy White? Until you do I am through here!
Nick :):):):)And I like this cue Better every day! And I laugh in your general direction.



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When you see it I will be holding it come over and say hay! I might thank you for all the attention or look in one ear and wounder why I don't see light coming from the other side of your head! No hard feelings but you are a clown!
Nick
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Sweet Cue!!
 
nick serdula said:
I on the other hand am a happy idiot.
Nick
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Guys in all seriousness I'd like to say that Tim and Mike are a Class act.
Mike has been working with Tim for a very long time and is a great cuemaker in his own rite. I would not for 1 second think twice about placing an order with him if you're in the market for a new cue, the work is flawless. As for Nick, well he's shown his true worth here over and over and although I'm sure he's a nice guy he's just not that bright. I would ask that everyone who has read this far not think of Mike C or Tim when they read the ramblings of this "happy idiot" (his own words). Sure Nick probably has a few issues with the truth (who doesn't??) but there is one thing I am sure of. He isn't lying about how nice this cue is.

I fully endorse Mike Cochran and his cues, so if you like Nick then take his word for it and if you have 1/2 a brain take my word for it. The guy is for real. ALso after speaking with Mike today I can tell you that he sides with me and feels even if you can't run 13 straight racks you'll be able to tell if you like the hit of his cues.

Jim
 
i really like the fancy Mike c. on Cuesnthings.com , it has a bunch of those inlay boxes like Nicks cue and is just completly awesome...

chris
 
Good catch

Hierovision said:
Is anyone else reminded of the frenchman from monty python and the holy grail? His english may not be great, and you may not understand the insults, but he's happy with them. plus you should watch for falling cows.
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Funny stuff!
Nick

And thanks Chris I thought well Might as well show my magic wand!

One other thing I will cherish this cue all my life after all it is for me only!
 
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