Omgwtf

Johnnyt · 2007-10-27T11:27:27+00:00

I just got finished reading OMGWTF's Blog. http://massiveunderstatement.blogspot.com/ She's a real little spitfire. I guess it is rough being girl that has to go in strange bars to play pool in a league every week. Reminds me of those Brooklyn girls I use to date many, many moons ago. I took one to the Valley Stream Drive IN one night. As I had bought her a coke and let her share my bottle of Jack I figured I had the right to try and squeeze it out of her. Wrong...she shoved a .22 cal. Saturday night special in my ribs and told me to drive her home to Brooklyn. That was the longest ten miles or so I've ever driven. She kept the gun in my ribs the whole trip. Every pothole I hit I thought the damn gun was going to go off. I gave up trying to figure out who OMGWTF is or where she?s from. Just when I think I find a clue in one of her blogs... it turns to a cold lead just as fast. A few weeks ago she wrote about going to a Chinese Autumn Festival. A HA I thought, I?ll at least find out what city she lives in. It didn't take this detective long to figure out that EVERY City in the world had a Chinese Autumn Festival going on. Johnnyt