Omgwtf

Johnnyt

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Jeffrey Gale said:
Your showing your age, that drive-in has not been there for 30 years or more.:D :D

I was about 17 when that happened, even though it seems like yesterday. I'm 66 now, so it was like I said many, many moons ago.:D Johnnyt
 

MikeM

Pool Lover
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You should have been at ....

Brian in VA said:
Haven't seen her play but I've spoken to her and communicated via the web. Hoping to have the chance to match up with her sometime soon. She's one of the funniest writers I've read in years and I read her blog every week. Haven't checked out the work blog yet but it's on my list of things to do.

Brian in VA

Q Masters last Saturday night after the finals. She was there watching us CCBers play! (at least there was an Asian woman there whom I was told was OMGWTF).

MM
 

JCIN

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I met the Kaiser Soze of the pool world this earlier this year. I was at a tournament and on Sunday a friend of mine and I went to a pool room to sweat the local action. On a bar table in the front there was a young guy and girl playing partner 9 ball angainst two older guys.

I was kind of watching as I checked out the rest of the room when the girl got up to break..CRAAAAACKKK. 3 balls on break. I thought Damn. So me and my buddy start paying attention. The girl played good but broke 9 ball on the box amazing, always making 2 or 3 balls and not scratching.

My buddy says to me "Dude, that's OMGWTF." I'm like "Dude, she doesn't really exist. She's a forum legend, like back hand english, or civil discussion." He replies "Dude, she's real and that's her."

About the time we really start to disagree about this unicorn of the pool forum world, the girl in question (who happens to be attractive to boot)
walks up and says to me "Are you Justin ? I recogonize you from your pictures on AZ." That's when I said something I never ever thought I would say. In a too loud voice I said rather excitedly " You're Oh My God What The F#%K !!!!" How do I know it was too loud ? Cause the guys playing on the golf table were looking at me all crazy.

She just smiled and said "Yeah, that's me." We went on to have a nice conversation and she is a very cool girl. As we were walking out my friend looked at me and said "See dude, told you she was real." And he was right, now if I can just find that elusive back hand english, I'm not falling for the civil discussion myth....no matter what he says. :D :D
 

hilla_hilla

I'd rather be foosing it!
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OMGWTF

-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball:) )
-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend:)
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat
 

jay helfert

Shoot Pool, not people
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hilla_hilla said:
OMGWTF

-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball:) )
-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend:)
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat

And the Legend continues!
 

!Smorgass Bored

Hump ? What HUMP ?
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The Possibilities Are ENDLESS

hilla_hilla said:
OMGWTF

-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball:) )
-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend:)
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat



How old is she ?
She might be the perfect girlfriend/companion for SHANE VAN BOENING !
Doug :)


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cubc

AzB Silver Member
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I'm sure shes never heard that before... or any other champions for that matter.
 

Scott Lee

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I also know OMGWTF

Brian in VA said:
Haven't seen her play but I've spoken to her and communicated via the web. Hoping to have the chance to match up with her sometime soon. She's one of the funniest writers I've read in years and I read her blog every week. Haven't checked out the work blog yet but it's on my list of things to do.

Brian in VA

Brian...I've played OMGWTF many times, when she was going to UCLA. I did exhibitions several times there back in the late 90's and early 00's. I saw her at the Billiard expo that Jay Helfert put on, and she wanted to break into the WPBA then. I'm not sure if that's still part of her project, or not! :D

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
 
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gopi-1

AzB Silver Member
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JCIN said:
I met the Kaiser Soze of the pool world this earlier this year. I was at a tournament and on Sunday a friend of mine and I went to a pool room to sweat the local action. On a bar table in the front there was a young guy and girl playing partner 9 ball angainst two older guys.

I was kind of watching as I checked out the rest of the room when the girl got up to break..CRAAAAACKKK. 3 balls on break. I thought Damn. So me and my buddy start paying attention. The girl played good but broke 9 ball on the box amazing, always making 2 or 3 balls and not scratching.

My buddy says to me "Dude, that's OMGWTF." I'm like "Dude, she doesn't really exist. She's a forum legend, like back hand english, or civil discussion." He replies "Dude, she's real and that's her."

About the time we really start to disagree about this unicorn of the pool forum world, the girl in question (who happens to be attractive to boot)
walks up and says to me "Are you Justin ? I recogonize you from your pictures on AZ." That's when I said something I never ever thought I would say. In a too loud voice I said rather excitedly " You're Oh My God What The F#%K !!!!" How do I know it was too loud ? Cause the guys playing on the golf table were looking at me all crazy.

She just smiled and said "Yeah, that's me." We went on to have a nice conversation and she is a very cool girl. As we were walking out my friend looked at me and said "See dude, told you she was real." And he was right, now if I can just find that elusive back hand english, I'm not falling for the civil discussion myth....no matter what he says. :D :D



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gopi-1

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hilla_hilla said:
All I will say is that she is old enough to buy a bloody mary:D .



Thanks for the info. I'll buy you both drinks if you happen to go to Barona Casino! ;)
 

hilla_hilla

I'd rather be foosing it!
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gopi-1 said:
Thanks for the info. I'll buy you both drinks if you happen to go to Barona Casino! ;)

I live about 5 minutes away from there. They don't serve any alcohol there because of the windy roads:( .
 

gopi-1

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hilla_hilla said:
I live about 5 minutes away from there. They don't serve any alcohol there because of the windy roads:( .



I know, but if it is Bloody Mary you want, you shall have it! :D
BTW, I work there and they just opened up this morning.
 

PoolBum

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Scott Lee said:
Brian...I've played OMGWTF many times, when she was going to UCLA. I did exhibitions several times there back in the late 90's and early 00's.

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com

Do you know who she is or are you making an inference to who she is? Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not think that OMGWTF went to UCLA.
 

Scott Lee

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PoolBum said:
Do you know who she is or are you making an inference to who she is? Someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not think that OMGWTF went to UCLA.

Yes I know who she is, as well as several others on here. We have played many times. Yes, she did go to UCLA. Whether or not she finished, I don't know. She was defintely hanging out in the UCLA poolroom in at least 98, 99 and 2000. Apparently she prefers to remain anonymous here.

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
 
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