One of the worst descriptions of a cue tip ever!

BillPorter

BillPorter

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I was looking at the posts on this forum and saw one titled, "One of the worst cue descriptions ever on Ebay." It reminded me of an absolutely terrible description of Molavia cue tips I read on eBay just last night. Here's the worst paragraph of the description.

"When we lay the skin, Not only can we get thickness but the product will be more solid and equal,and you can keep stability batting feeling for long time. It is compatible with the connected shafts, which are coming to the main current now. A number of the former layered Tips simply have hardness and cool batting feeling but Molavia Tips have some expansive batting feeling, and can give stability for players. Molavia Tips won straight to high rank even at the trial manufacture stage."

Some of those phrases have got to bring a smile to your face, right? ("you can keep stability batting feeling for long time")

OK, if you think I'm making this up, here's the link: http://cgi.ebay.com/3-x-14MM-Molavi...234455877QQcategoryZ21212QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
 
They could sure use a good tech writer to help them with thier description.

I'm guessing they don't use English as thier first language.
 
Mr. Wilson said:
They could sure use a good tech writer to help them with thier description.

I'm guessing they don't use English as thier first language.
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That would be my guess as well!:)
 
Mr. Wilson said:
They could sure use a good tech writer to help them with thier description.

I'm guessing they don't use English as thier first language.
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It's almost assuredly machine translated.
 
With the first sentence, I thought I was reading a letter submitted to Penthouse....
 
well if we know the seller posts here, and they're good hitting tips MAYBE someone should translate all this mumbo jumbo for them so they can sell more tips on Fleabay since all of us AZers should stick together. And since I came up with the idea that eliminates me from having to do it :) :) :) :)
 
A quick fix would be to replace batting with a word beginning in F and ending in ING. 7 letters. :D
 
He makes it sound like he personally makes the tips...which I highly doubt....:rolleyes:
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