One Pocket is so slow....

[pt109]

Is it ok to dust the balls before I shoot again?

You can be forgiven for dusting the balls if you got a western movie playing on your TV.

 

[GoldCrown]

Damn, I thought you might be talking about when the dinosaurs became extinct....and it was the first game of one pocket....that three ahead ended around the industrial revolution.

Start from the beginning

 

[pt109]

Start from the beginning

That Big Bang you heard was from a 9-ball break.

 

[GoldCrown]

That Big Bang you heard was from a 9-ball break.

Start from the beginning….

 

[chefjeff]

You can be forgiven for dusting the balls if you got a western movie playing on your TV.

Guys, you're all so old fashioned. 1-P is a hip game, get with it!

Jeff Livingston

 

[CocoboloCowboy]

One pocket is best game, makes you think, and plan.

 

[Fatboy]

When we started this rack the 5 was orange, I’m sure of that. How did it become purple?

 

[chefjeff]

When we started this rack the 5 was orange, I sure if that. How did it become purple?

Like I told the 4 ball, "You snooze, you lose."


Jeff Livingston

 

[pt109]

When we started this rack the 5 was orange, I’m sure of that. How did it become purple?

Will the real four ball please stand up….and stop that snivelling…I’m getting skids from the moisture.

 

[Dead Money]

One pocket is so slow my current game started with Clay Balls and "felt".

 

[dquarasr]

One pocket is so slow, Judge Luttig finished a speaking a sentence before the next shot.

 

[chefjeff]

I have no idea who he is, but thanks for bumping the thread.

Can I still deposit the confederate bills that I won last week in the Lincoln Open?


Jeff Livingston

 

[sixpack]

When we started this rack the 5 was orange, I’m sure of that. How did it become purple?

When we started this rack all the balls were black and white.

 

[dquarasr]

I have no idea who he is, but thanks for bumping the thread.

Watch the vid:

Read: J. Michael Luttig's opening statement at Jan. 6 select committee hearing

Read former judge J. Michael Luttig's full opening remarks

www.politico.com

 

[sixpack]

Watch the vid:

Read: J. Michael Luttig's opening statement at Jan. 6 select committee hearing

Read former judge J. Michael Luttig's full opening remarks

www.politico.com

Whoa, you could almost finish a 1-pocket race while that guy is trying to finish a sentence.

 

[Fatboy]

Who’s shot is it again?

 

[Fatboy]

Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston

Let’s quote post #1 from this thread to refocus ourselves.

Thx Jeff

Fatboy

 

[GoldCrown]

One Pocket is slow … it’s a snails wet dream

 

[Dan Harriman]

Although the simple truth is - a yard stick for lunatics - one point of view, I try not to laugh at difficulty level of One Pocket - as many bored/ afraid people do. While I am still learnin - I understand the game enough to save the laughter for when it serves purpose - during play. If enough love for the game - one need not care how long it takes to see possible victory lane. Orange' they gonna change the color of the five ball?

 

[GoldCrown]

Orange' they gonna change the color of the five ball?

The beauty of 1p is it can be played with 15 orange balls