One Pocket is so slow....

dquarasr

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I’ve never played 1p but I might have a sense of humor so here goes….

1p is so slow when I was watching a match that was hill-hill, by the time the last rack was done rain had eroded the match to mound-mound.



1p is so slow that while watching a match I ordered a Guinness draft and it was poured before the next pool shot was executed.



1p is so slow that while watching a match I had to get new glasses three times because my prescription had changed.
 

fan-tum

AzB Silver Member
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Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston
Tournaments use a time clock to penalize "fast" play.
 

chefjeff

Nazis are back.
Silver Member
Before the tournament, we made sweet, passionate love...

She bitching now....cripes....

She signs up for the 1-P tourney...OK.

She wins the damn thing!... Great.

But now she's pissed....Uh oh...

Cuz she has to share the winnings with her new baby

You just can't please some people.


Jeff Livingston
 

CocoboloCowboy

Cowboys are my heros.
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I am not Dude? If people don’t like the game because it’s slow, play something else.

Mo one is making you. Read post #742👍.
 

chefjeff

Nazis are back.
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I am not Dude? If people don’t like the game because it’s slow, play something else.

Mo one is making you. Read post #742👍.

I've read every one of your posts on this JOKE thread and not one is funny or even attempted to be.

I've got an idea....go play a game of 1-P and leave this thread alone for a year or so.


Jeff Livingston
 

CocoboloCowboy

Cowboys are my heros.
Silver Member
Lol...OK, this one just popped into my head---i swear, I don't know where they're comin' from...

One Pocket is so slow...

...I was playing a game of 1P. My wife calls asked what time I'd be home.


I told her, "Half past October."


Jeff Livingston

You started this 11 years ago? Think your are the Trashman.😇
 

chefjeff

Nazis are back.
Silver Member
Jeff, it's your shot....c'mon, man! Hurry up.

Just a minute....I trying to figure out why a game called one pocket uses two pockets.


jeff Livingston
 

boogieman

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ping.
1P is so slow that my chalk keeps drying out between turns. Does anybody know a solution?
 

pt109

WO double hemlock
Gold Member
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I've read every one of your posts on this JOKE thread and not one is funny or even attempted to be.

I've got an idea....go play a game of 1-P and leave this thread alone for a year or so.


Jeff Livingston
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Fatboy

AzB Silver Member
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When I'm done with this game, it'll be your turn, to paraphrase Eddie. (not allowed to post his adjective on this thread)


Jeff Livingston
I’m shooting pool Jeff, and when I miss you can shoot.


That‘s the line you’re thinking of. 😁😁
 
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