1P is so slow that the factory new 5 balls start out purple and fade to orange before the rack is over.
I found out that the factory tests all balls before selling them. So they start with the standard purple 5 balls and by the time a rack of 1P is over with the purple has transitioned into its final color of orange.
All these purple 5 balls are just unripe orange baby 5 balls.
Who knew?
That’s one hypothesis. We haven’t had the necessary time yet to see a ripe orange 5 ball spoil. Back at the lab they are experimenting with accelerating the aging process to see what happens to orange 5 balls.what happens when the 5 goes too long and spoils? Does it turn cyan?
That’s one hypothesis. We haven’t had the necessary time yet to see a ripe orange 5 ball spoil. Back at the lab they are experimenting with accelerating the aging process to see what happens to orange 5 balls.
All that is certain is they start at purple for at least 1 rack of 1P and are orange by the end of the initial rack. There just isn’t time for 2 racks in our lifetimes to see the result after the 2nd rack. Our great great grandkids might have the opportunity to see the organic result in the field. We can only see lab results given our life expectancies.
If the lab can somehow manage a notable change from orange to cyan I’ll report their findings here. That is if I live long enough. 1P and getting ripe 5 balls is slow…..
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Fatboy
Still don’t realize that this is a joke thread?Post count 807 about noting important..
Too slow for you don’t play.
So who’s shot is it?I started a one hole set the same day a cousin got busted…he did his time, turned his life around, got married, got three kids.
I’m now two up in the four ahead I started when he went to jail… his oldest kid is bringing me some lunch….WTH…he’s taller than me now!
Ok got my milk and was all excited.maybe just rub some milk on it. It seems to work pretty well for tips?
Uh, you know this is a joke thread, right?I am not Dude? If people don’t like the game because it’s slow, play something else.
Mo one is making you. Read post #742.
So does Bleak BeakerDildus Bickmyer wants in ....
9 and 8 ball are for the mentally challenged and retarded grade school dropouts.Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.
One Pocket is so slow....
...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...
...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!
Jeff Livingston
Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel.9 and 8 ball are for the mentally challenged and retarded grade school dropouts.
And 1 pocket is for the people that can`t play anything else9 and 8 ball are for the mentally challenged and retarded grade school dropouts.
Lets see how froggy you're feeling without that jump stick young man!And 1 pocket is for the people that can`t play anything else