SpiderWebComm said:LADIES & GENTLEMEN...IIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!
Standing in the octagon to my right, standing 5'7" 130lbs...she is currently a Milletich Fighting Systems Black Belt and a powerful striker. Her AZB record is 14 and 0 and is currently undefeated in the AZB Octagon. She is the "American Patriot" JAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! *crowd going nuts*
Standing in the octagon to my left, standing 6'0 190lbs...he is a Brazilian Jiu Jitsu champion currently studying under Royce Gracie. His AZB record is 14 and 0 and is also undefeated in the AZB Octagon. He is "European Ta Tas" THEEEE OOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!! *crowd going nuts*
Keys to Success:
"American Patriot"
- Excellent Patriotism
- Strong Love for American Players
- Lives with an American Pool Legend
"European Ta Tas"
- Excellent Submissions with use of Quotations
- Lots of European Pool Experience
- Tremendous Insult Defense
*BIG JOHN MCCARTHY*
"Are you ready?!?! Are you ready?!?! LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Too funny!